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    Weenie Beenie

    4.0 (227 reviews)
    Closed • 6:00 am - 6:00 pm

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    Moderate noise
    Divey
    Good for groups
    Dogs allowed

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    Half smoke
    Steven T.

    This local institution has been around since 1950 and is the original and only location left. I got the famous Half-Smoke with everything (chili, onions, mustard and relish). The half smoke itself had a great snap to it and was a little spicy with a good smoke flavor. Great stop along the bike trail for a piece of history.

    Walk up and order
    Dave W.

    Who was Weenie Beenie and what is it like? We had no idea but we knew they were one of the first, if not the first, to serve the legendary half-smoke sausages only available in DC. The visit was unique, the story is unique and the food is unique! Let's do this! Established in 1950 or 1954 (reports vary but the sign on the building says 1954), Weenie Beenie was a modest hot dog stand serving hot dogs and beans. It was started by two brothers, Carl and Bill Staton. Bill happened to be an incredible and ultimately famous traveling pool player who went by the name... you guessed it... Weenie Beenie! He won 27k in Arkansas (which is a LOT of money in the 1950's) and used the money to finance the hot dog stand's growth! He appeared on television, played hustlers across the country, and backed other hustlers while living the pool and entrepreneur life. During the 50's, a period of entrenched segregation in Virginia, Weenie Beenie distinguished itself by hiring black employees on the same terms as whites when most white‑owned businesses would not hire blacks at all. This made Weenie Beenie a rare example of early workplace integration in Arlington and a meaningful employer within the historically Black Green Valley community. Its reputation for fairness became a very important part of its legacy, remembered along with the food and its very colorful founder. We popped over and found a 70+ year old walk-up stand with a colorful, diverse and engaging set of customers and friendly service. In faded letters on the front wall to the left are the 10 commandments! No breaking any divine rules at Weenie Beenie's! We all chatted and I learned the one guy comes every day! The old man in the suit was very polite and reserved. The younger Latin and black clientele were fun and engaging and we joked around quite a bit. Another older man was as 38-year veteran of the armed service! Thank you sir! I heard some stories... Of course, we ordered half-smokes! They are well-seasoned half-pork, half beef, smoked sausages that are truly incredible. Weenie Beenie's are unique and delicious! Life is good with a historic, unique, fun and respectful half smoke.

    Smoked Chili
    Aldair V.

    Ordered a smoked chili, it was very delicious as I was passing by in my bike route. I didn't know what was a smoked chili and the worker kindly described it to me. I will be returning to try other items.

    James M.

    Finally visited after driving past for years (always wrong time or in a hurry). Located at a busy intersection, but has plenty of parking. Friendly Staff from Cashier to the Grill, interactive and helpful. Reasonable price and service was fast. No frills, old school type of spot that could probably use some love, but the look is part of the vibe. Some seating on the side (picnic type tables) where we enjoyed our lunch on a beautiful day with another customer. The 1/2 Smoke is legit, I liked the hotdog, wife did not. We ended up getting an additional 1/2 Smoke with everything. The Fries & Onion Rings complemented the 1/2 Smoke. Definitely will be back !!!

    An excellent cheeseburger
    Jens J.

    This is another establishment that I had gone by many times over the years but didn't stop at until very recently. Located in beautiful downtown Shirlington, it's definitely a working class joint. I ordered a cheeseburger and, bottom line, it was excellent. Certainly better than at the national burger chains. Weenie Beenie is a walk up and order place. There's no inside seating nor a drive- thru. Ordering is really casual, maybe to the point of being a tad offputting. What I'm saying is that the person at the window will have you place your order verbally with him. He does not ring you up nor give you a number. You kinda wonder if the order is gonna be filled. But it is filled, and rather quickly. Weenie Beenie takes both cash and cards. Yeah, I'd likely come back for another burger. They have various other sandwiches, including breakfast and cold cut sandwiches. But kinda odd, right now Weenie Beenie's online menu only shows breakfast sandwiches and a Philly Steak and Cheese. Trust me, they really do have burgers.

    Had to Stop!
    Nessa R.

    The yellow sign was calling my name. Weenie Beenie cute! A little restaurant that you walk up and take your food to go, this staple has been around for years. While near the area, I couldn't resist and stopped. I should have gotten breakfast but opted for a turkey club. The gentleman who served me was super friendly, the men patrons who were near all were respectful and made sure I had ordered. This place stays packed. It hasn't changed in 25 plus years since I've been. Let's get into it! Turkey Club - Decent Hot Dog - Get it Breakfast sandwiches - All are really good! Bite into happiness here, where comfort food comes to mind when I think of Weenie Beenie!

    Plain half smoke. Yummm
    Monica W.

    Haven't been here in a minute and was craving WB's half smokes. Greeted as I walked up to the window, easy ordering. There were two other patrons trying to beat their 6pm closing time. They have the outside decorated very nicely. Always a pleasure visiting this Arlington institution. Exchanged a quick conversation with the gentleman taking orders. Another patron came as I was departing.

    Half Smoke

    Dude. Don't judge a book by its cover. This place has been open since the 50's and it definitely looks that way. But nonetheless the line is consistent (and pretty quick too) which should tell you something! I got the half smoke with all the fixings, SO good. Doesn't look like much, but trust. 10/10 There's plenty of free parking, and some picnic tables on the side of the building. Also a nice walking or biking trail along the Four Mile Run. Will 100% be back to try other menu items

    Marissa C.

    This place was a bit disappointing, but it was an institution so we decided to try it out. There is no place to sit so it is a grab and go pick up window service situation. The food was cheap and when we got our half smokes we wished we ordered two because they were pretty small. The pick up window sells a lot of other food items so honestly felt a little sus to me. The half smokes were ok compared to Ben's Chili Bowl. Went once just to say I did and probably won't be back.

    Half Smoke  -- Light Mustard  -- Light Relish   -- Light Onions
    Ashley B.

    Today I ordered a HALF SMOKE with light Onions, Mustard and Relish. When I opened my Half Smoke and ate it was hard and chewy, granted I opened / ate it 2 hours after purchasing it. Somehow I don't believe it should've been hard though hehe needless to say, I still ate it / am going to eat it! The customer service is Great' he's always greeting you and food never takes long time make. Another great thing was the parking lot was clear of snow, after the DMV had the biggest snowstorm of the season.

    Arielle H.

    Really cant say toooo much about this spot. Its a neighborhood eatery that you can go to for quick bites. I went and got a grilled cheese as a quick snack. id be interested to try their scrapple sandwich one day or cheesesteak. there is no inside, you order through the front window and the kind man will take your order and bring your food to the same window.

    Half smoke w/chilli
    Nick M.

    I have been stopping by for 25 yrs. The prices have gone up but the quality and quantity of the food thankfully remains the same, the folks inside keep working hard as ever no matter the weather, I'm so very happy they are able to maintain the establishment during these crazy economic times. Give yourself an indulgent treat and stop by for a bite to eat This is a classic dive, w/ much better than average menu items The half smokes have a nice bite to them, the buns are always soft and fresh.

    Menu (July 2023)
    Rachel K.

    Phenomenal food for a great price. My boyfriend and I tried the half smoke, fried fish sub, and Philly cheesesteak. Everything was amazing! I highly recommend this place and I'll definitely be coming back

    Half smoke and Wedge french fries

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    Really delish Carolina bbq sandwich with slaw. We also love the half smoked and burgers here too. This homey place is a family favorite.

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    Love their half smokes! Old world charm. Been around a long time. Worth the drive from DC.

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    Definitely coming back, very delicious! Loved the atmosphere and the food was killer. Great dogs!

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    Had a nice dinner at Ted's Bulletin my first night in DC recently. My friend lives nearby so we…read morepopped in and were seated immediately. We both decided to have the Grilled Chicken Caesar Salad and share a bottle of wine. Good was good, service was attentive, and the restaurant is lovely. Great option if you're in the Ballston area!

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    I came here for the first time today and I was impressed. You can't tell so much from the outside,…read morebut the inside of the cafe is very large. It almost seems like this place used to be an actual diner of some sorts. There is seating on the front patio with tons of plant life and decorations. There were quite a few people working in groups inside and the WiFi here seems to be fast. This cafe has a pretty full menu which features both breakfast and lunch options. There is also a menu that is special for the weekends. I ordered a regular matcha and it was made just right. I liked the comfortableness of the place and there is searing of all types, from couches to hard bench style seating. The front parking seemed to be limmited to less than 8 spaces. The vibe here is cool

    *Edit due to owner's quick response and a reevaluation of my rating. Owner clarified that…read moreremodeling is underway and will include seating; I didn't realize that was part of the renovation, so I should not scrutinize it so harshly. I also realize that my own sensitivity to sweetness is biased, so I won't critique the Habibi latte so harshly. Primary issue with the AI signage remains. Will be back in soon; still very much recommend Detour to others!* Stopped in while running some morning errands after realizing I forgot to eat breakfast; have been a few times previously, first time I decided to review. The food was honestly solid. Ordered the Magician breakfast sandwich as well as the Habibi Latte. The Magician was solid; balanced and hearty without being too dense; the pupusa bun is an intriguing touch; suppose the name "magician" refers to how quickly it disappears, but I could be wrong, haha! The Habibi latte was decent; a little too heavy on the ice, but the flavor profile including dates, cinnamon and cardamom was robust, and evoked the flavors of a Yemeni coffee shop. My biggest issue, one that warrant a full two stars off, is the ambiance. Namely the furnishings as well as the use of AI . While most of the dining room is eclectic and inviting, the furniture, namely the chairs and benches, are deteriorating and visibly withering. I forgot to take a photo, but imaging leather chairs and vinyl seat cushions scaling, chipping and disintegrating beneath you. Past reviews going back a couple years have pointed this out with increasing frequency; I highly encourage the ownership to take notice of this. Moreover, there are a number of visually-obvious AI generated posters throughout the shop, and that also seems to indicate a level of increasing carelessness as well. Overall, not bad, but I am worried about the trajectory of the shop from the lack of investment in dining room infrastructure and promotional materials.

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    Outdoor seating area with outlets

    Good Company Doughnuts & Cafe - Ballston - The curious case of the missing donut

    Good Company Doughnuts & Cafe - Ballston

    4.4(537 reviews)
    2.8 mi•Ballston
    •$$

    Delicious yeast (filled too!) and cake donuts, big and mini size! There are 20 types of donuts with…read more1/2 dozen new monthly special flavors. The donuts tend to get sold out later in the day. The small cafe is tucked on the street behind the Quarter Market (it's NOT inside the market) and just a few blocks from the metro. I've been to the D.C. Penn Quarter location many times and glad I made my way to the original location in Ballston. The cozy cafe has indoor seating with a few tables (no outdoor seating). The mini Cookie Dough donut, Sept monthly special) was delicious! The regular size was sold out! The Cookie Dough donut was so good that I returned for the regular size in D.C. the next day! My kids enjoyed the mini Triple Chocolate donut and I wasn't a big fan of the stuffed blueberry jam donut. Looking forward to coming back and trying out the new batch of monthly donut flavors!

    This is a great breakfast spot in Ballston! I really appreciate that they have both sweet and…read moresavory options - and do both well. My husband had a chocolate cake donut and bagel with lox, while I had a turkey sausage breakfast sandwich and mini maple donut. We'd both order the same thing again - but would be happy to try something new as well. There is indoor and outdoor seating. Outdoor seating is a bit noisy at the moment due to construction across the street. My only complaint is that $3.50 for a very small drip coffee felt a bit steep - the small felt smaller than usual.

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    Good Company Doughnuts & Cafe - Ballston
    Good Company Doughnuts & Cafe - Ballston - Turkey Sausage & Bell Pepper Sandwich

    Turkey Sausage & Bell Pepper Sandwich

    Good Company Doughnuts & Cafe - Ballston - Blueberry yuzu donut, Vietnamese Coffee

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    Blueberry yuzu donut, Vietnamese Coffee

    Palette 22 - Mushroom pan pizza

    Palette 22

    4.4(2.6k reviews)
    0.2 mi•Shirlington
    •$$
    Full bar
    Large group friendly

    I've been here so many times but this time I can for happy hour and on Friday the happy hour is…read more4-7. All of the happy hour menu for drinks and food is under $8 which I absolutely love. Always a pleasure

    Ugh! I really wanted to love my experience here, but unfortunately, it just didn't live up to my…read moreexpectations. My sister and I visited for her birthday dinner and were excited to try the bottomless dinner experience. Our server was incredibly kind and attentive, and she made sure we were taken care of throughout the meal. Unfortunately, most of the dishes we ordered just didn't hit the mark. Some were overpowering, others lacked flavor, and a few came out soggy. My favorites of the night were the Tuna Crudo and Chicken Tikka Masala. I also made sure to let our server know about my peanut and tree nut allergy. She was very understanding and specifically told us that she would communicate with the kitchen to have the nuts removed from the hummus. Unfortunately, the hummus still came out with nuts on it. Thankfully, I caught it before eating it, but this is definitely an area where better communication between the kitchen and front-of-house staff is needed. Overall, I left feeling pretty underwhelmed by the experience. I think I'd still choose their brunch over their dinner offerings any day. Maybe I just caught them on an off night, but unfortunately, the bottomless dinner wasn't too great.

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    Palette 22 - Inside

    Inside

    Palette 22 - Dark Chocolate Mousse chantilly cream, hazelnut crumble, chocolate sauce

    Dark Chocolate Mousse chantilly cream, hazelnut crumble, chocolate sauce

    Palette 22 - Each table was prepared for the small plate brunch!

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    Each table was prepared for the small plate brunch!

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