It's a true, but sad, fact that restaurants that don't take credit cards "get away with it" because they can, for example:
1. The owners are totally cheating on their taxes.
2. Word of mouth has made the place trendy.
3. The food is SO good that people will flock to the restaurant no matter what.
Ukus does not take credit cards because of #3 (I hope they don't cheat on their taxes!) You'll find many 1 and 2 star reviews for Ukus. Why? It's the ol' Yelp switcharoo: an army of retarded cheapskates and thin-skinned cry-babies who give ratings, not based on the food, but because...
* Seamless or groupon dispute (the retards)
* They feel that the food is too expensive (the cheapskates)
* They feel slighted by the service (the cry-babies)
That said, let's get down to business. The food here is phenomenal. This is a hidden NYC gem. Yelp's lists the cuisine as "modern European", but a more accurate description would be Yugoslavian or Albanian.
(Kokošja supa) Chicken Soup: B-
A crying shame because the soup looks fantastic! It's a very interesting and "busy" chicken soup: there's a ton of chicken, parsley, noodles, and carrots. However, the soup lacks any kind of flavor. For all the chicken and parsley in it, you'd think it'd be a "chickeny" soup or that there'd be a strong flavor of parsley. Wrong. Sadly, the soup is actually quite tasteless. Hard to believe, but it really doesn't taste like chicken.
Begova čorba (Bosnian Soup): A-
Very fresh tasting. It's a little bit of a "busy kitchen sink" kind of soup with rice, chicken, and tons of cut up vegetables. The soup is delicious and "tastes healthy". My 3 year old daughter ate this soup voraciously.
Pasulj (Bean & Smoked Beef Stew): A
Absolutely wonderful! Simple and bursting with flavor. The amount of smokiness is a bit shocking at first, but this humble dish is the bomb! The smokey bits of beef in the stew are soft and complement the stew perfectly. If you go to this restaurant more than once, be sure to sample this flavorful and savory dish. Trivia: The Serbians have a saying "Simple as pasulj" which translates as English's "Easy as pie".
Ćevapi: A
This is a grilled dish of minced beef spiced with parsely and other spices. It's a skinless sausage, traditional to Albania and what used to be Yugoslavia. These sausages are seriously savory. Beautifully crafted, beautifully cooked. They are perfection. It comes with a rather interesting side of what tastes like cream cheese, and bread. I loved this dish, and the only reason why I'm giving it an A instead of A+ is because the bread was too doughy and too thick for such small sausages. It overpowers the sausage with starch. They should also serve the bread warm, which would've been a slice of heaven on Earth. Still, if you've already had the burek, this is a dish you should definitely sample!
Burek (Meat Slice): A+
It's a meat pie that consists of flaky, crispy, airy phyllo dough outside with crumbled beef on the inside. The phyllo dough was the perfect combination of ultra-crispy on the outside and chewy/savory on the inside. The pie itself is 9" in diameter, and $5 gives you one quarter of that, meaning that the geometry-free cost of said pie is 20/pi dollars per radian. A typical NYC pizza slice (ignoring the $1/slice homeless specials you occasionally see, since they're less appetizing than garbage) is about 10/pi dollars per radian, or roughly half price. However, most people will scarf down 2 pizzas in one sitting. It is amazing, and is ostensibly the "signature dish" of Ukus. It's also huge
Sudzukice: B+
Thin sausages. Surprisingly spicy, but very flavorful. A very savory and fresh-tasting sausage. Comes with bread with two spreads: cream cheese and a pepper/paprika spread. Both are yummy. You get a lot of sausages for one person, but it doesn't quite constitute a meal. No vegetables, too homogeneous, too much of the same flavor. For a satisfying meal, you'd need to order something else. These would be good for an appetizer for a group at a table.
Stuffed Cabbage: A+
Previously, best stuffed cabbage went to one of my favorite NYC restaurants: The Polonica. But sorry guys... best stuffed cabbage now goes to Ukus. How do they differ? I was never REALLY fond of the sweetness of Polonica's version of the dish. This stuffed cabbage is more savory without a hint of sweetness. It's also light and airy, as opposed to Polonica's which is much more dense. Definitely one of the best dishes at this restaurant.
Stuffed Pepper: A
The meat is savory, the pepper is well cooked, the sauce is perfect. One of the best stuffed peppers I've ever had in my life. Still, if I went to Ukus (and I hate to say this, sorry!) there's not much reason to order the stuffed pepper when there's stuffed cabbage. They're both perfect dishes, but the stuffed cabbage is ever so slightly more perfect. :)
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