Pros: amazing burgers on bakery rolls, tasty as hell steak fries, sweet ass fireplace Cons: just far enough from downtown to require driving there and the parking situation is DANGEROUS. They have one dirt lot filled with obscured 2-3 feet deep (not hyperbole) potholes. read more

Best burger in Patchogue, but I wish they would use buns instead of Kaiser rolls. Kaiser rolls are for egg sandwiches.

great burgers, great pastrami, and great service. It reminds me of Cheers. Liam reminds me os Sam.

My wife and I have passed this place countless times in the past 19 years that we lived here. Today for the first time we went in & we both had French onion soup that was really great. Im a onion soup snob. The Wings were crispy & Good but average. Then we had burgers that were very good and the fries were crispy yet still had that little bit of mash inside.. my wife said the onion rings were great..all in all I will go back and bring friends ..The place is out dated but who cares about that if the food is good.. I never give 5 stars.. I need to be totally blown away to give 5 stars.. GIVE TOMORROW PUB A TRY. read more

Well, after being shut down for 2+ years, we went for an early dinner. It is under new ownership and place looks mostly the same, with some nice sprucing up. The pro's: bartender Maria was personable and on top of the drinks, nice woman. Onion soup and seafood bisque were on point as usual. Wife got burger which was cooked to order and tasty. The cons: I got the pastrami on rye. This used to be a close second to Katz's for half the price. Well, the sandwich is now less than 1/3 of the original size, also the steak fries have gone the way of regular fries. Prices have gone up $4/5 dollars on food entree's . Things change, I get it; I also know inflation has hit too. But I would rather pay a few bucks more for sandwich's the way they used to be, just a bit disappointing. I wish them well, and will give them another shot. I know they just opened, I just hope they come around to making the sandwich's they way I remember for the last 40 years that I have been going there. read more

Family run. Cozy atmosphere. Good folks. Cold beer. Lots of pig-related decor. A stack of 'Trivial Pursuit' cards on each table. And a menu on the wall, which includes the best goddamn bacon cheddar burger I ever had, or ever will have for that matter. Seriously, it's that good. read more

I was a foodie looking to satisfy a craving and took a chance by walking into this pub. Very pleasantly suprised. Bartender was attentive and resourceful, beer was a perfect temperature, and the burger was delicious. Definitely one of the better places in Patchogue. Will be returning soon. read more

Great food and atmosphere. The seafood bisque is the best anywhere. Anything there is great! Loved the pastrami on rye. Burgers are unbelievable. Fries are perfect. Portions are unreal. Cozy comfort! What a treasure with old school charm. A real throwback! read more

Let me tell you....best burger I have every had! I didn't even eat burgers until I had a bite of one from here. Fries are great too...steak fries. Dark atmosphere, with good food. The french onion soup is delish as well...but really fills you up. Must try!!! read more

They have the best corned beef or pastrami sandwich.on Long Island. The sandwich is so big that you will have a hard time getting your mouth around it. read more

Great little Irish Pub. Great food, great people and lots of fun. Crazy on St. Patrick's Day. Cozy fire place. All around awesome. Bloody Mary's are in their own food group! read more

Piggy platter! A man sized platter of fries and a giant burger with lots of trimmings! Never dissapointing. I haven't tried anything else on the menu cuz there's no reason to! Best local burger I've personally eaten. read more

This place is a score!!!!! Great service with awesome Pub food. The bartender/server was very personable and friendly. We all had burgers which I highly recommend and don't forget to order the onion rings. The old school feel adds to the charm of this restaurant. read more

This place reminds me of the pubs you find in Ireland. Its a tasteful touch of a different country. The Food is excellent. The Employees are friendlier then ever. So many people I talk to say they have never been here because the way it looks on the outside. It's true, the Pub does mostly look closed on the outside, but when you pull open the door and step through, you'd swear you Narnia'd your way to Ireland. If you haven't gone there yet based on the outside look of that "old wooden cottage" look you must try it. read more

Never that crowded, with a warm cozy atmosphere. Few things are more pleasant than a date here, by the fireplace, with a bowl of their famous French Onion soup! Great burgers and sandwiches too! read more

It is a great place for a quick bite... The food is fresh and delicious... French onion soup is killer!! The staff is friendly and accommodating ... Always s friendly face to greet you... read more

Top five best burgers great service no nonsene

Great burgers! Try the "Piggy Platter" it's awesome! The lobster bisque is OUTSTANDING also!

Food was really good. Went late at night so the place was quiet. Service was excellent as well. They were very thorough, friendly and quick. Would recommend this place as a late night bar for a great burger! read more

It's where time stands still. And in a really good way. Family owned, they sponsoredvmy softball team a lifetime ago. Still married,now there children seem to run the place. And cheese sauce from a can, what says class like That? They are a good family run business with great burgers. Go get you one. read more

I now live in NC and it was s little chilly here today and all I wanted was your onion soup.

Came here to grab something quick to eat. I was on my way to smith point archery to get some practice in, but I was starving. So I walked to here and I got really confused with the entrance haha. There's the door then you walk in and it's like a small box. I couldn't figure out which side was the real door... anyway, some man let us in.. the bartender was very friendly, don't remember his name. I ordered a small chicken tenders with fries and he put the order in right away. There weren't many people there when we got there but by the time we left, there were a lot. It seemed like a bunch of frequent customers. I can see why they go back, it seems like a really chill bar! Definitely will be back :) read more

Nice homey atmosphere the help there is great, and the food is amazing! One of the best seafood bisques I've ever had, and their burgers are incredible! Only thing I would like to see is maybe an IPA on tap, but hey its ok they still have good beer! A++ read more

This is one of my favorite places to eat. Its become a tradition in our household to get takeout from them every Friday. Hands down the best burgers around. Chicken wings are amazing too. The staff is always pleasant as well. Dont get to hang out at the bar too often but when we do we always have a great time. Highly recommend this place if you are looking for good times and good food. read more

Spellman says "this place is awesome". Stop by for a quick beer or dinner with the guys from work never disappoints... The bartenders are awesome and great family atmosphere... We order here for lunch from work ... Never know when you need a pastrami sandwich! read more

We love this place ! The burgers are good the atmosphere is bar like and just what the doctor ordered on a cold night. Love the owner / waitress . read more

Place has been here forever and it looks like it has not been dusted or cleaned half of that time the burgers are good and the Onion soup is ok and the prices have Grown and they have no Parking anymore ! read more

Well this place has been around for a long while, it's a local favorite run by members of the same family. Split between bar side and dinner tables. Food is pub and solid, very good portions, fair prices and attentive staff. A bit tight at times but that's because of its smaller footprint and popularity. Only drawback is sometimes the parking can be difficult. And who can deny the Bass ale on tap? Certainly not I. read more

Four stars in the field of home town pubs, maybe not in fancy dining. Sometimes simple is good. I used to work at a kosher deli, but this places pastrami Ruben blew it away. The interior is a step into what a real old bar in Europe really looks and feels like. I've been into many old bars in Europe during my sailing career and this place brings back memories. The only thing this place need in Guinness on draught. I was shocked a place like this didn't have it, I was a little disappointed. If you're looking to get away from the Main Street crowds, this is the place. When they get Guinness on draught I'll add the fifth star. read more

i love it there i ate there like 5 times in like the past 3 weeks! i go there and i get the large(5) chicken fingers. read more

I often get takeout from this place as I work in the area. I would like to try some other items, but I can't deviate from their bacon cheeseburger. It's a classic bar burger cooked to order served with huge crispy pieces of bacon on a toasted kaiser roll. They melt the cheese on the roll instead of the burger. It works. They give you a huge portion of "frings" (their expression for half fries, half onion rings) and it comes with coleslaw and a pickle. One time they must've been out of ketchup packets, because the bartender gave me an entire glass bottle of ketchup in the bag. I thought that was awesome. On occasion, I have stayed there to enjoy my lunch. It's a bit of an old man bar, but the fireplace is pretty nice to sit by in the wintertime. They don't have menus, everything is just sort of written on chalk boards. They have standard appetizer stuff like mozzarella sticks and potato skins. I'd like to try a Reuben perhaps next time....but probably will just get another burger. Cold beers on tap. Overall a good place to get a solid lunch and throw back a few cold ones. read more

It is a rustic European pub atmosphere. I've been coming here for years. This is the only place I go for a cheddar burger and fries. There french onion soup is just as good. It is a family own restaurant that is very welcoming. The servings are plenty and always cook to your liking. It is a definitely worth the drive into Patchogue. read more

Awful. The burger is frozen and just adequate, but the French fries are disgusting fat inedible steak fries which have also. been frozen. Fries MUST be hand cut, not bought from Sysco . Once and never again. JIM read more

We are new to East Patchogue and love Happy Hour. That said we (2 of us) decided to check out Two Morrows because of the positive reviews about the food. We had 3 draft beers a piece, a Burger and Onion soup. Imagine my surprise when the bill was over 50.00 at HAPPY HOUR! I questioned the bartender and low and behold, draft beer is not part of the happy hour. Only bottled. Seriously? We told the bartender we were new to town and you think he would have said that bottled bud light would be cheaper than draft! Or at least tell us the Happy Hour specials. Now I understand why there was no one in the bar on a Friday night. We will not be going back again. PS. The parking lot in back is filled with huge holes. Beware read more

two words piggy plattter love love love it honestly ive only had that and the french onion soup which is also amazing love the look very old fashion and love the people who work there prices very reasonable read more

Been going there for decades and a real gem. Ashame the village has neglected that end of the village. They deserve a medal. Great family. Great prices too read more

First off, it's a frozen burger and if they decide not to cook it correctly you will regret it. Secondly, the bartender is constantly outside or in some sort of screaming match with the cook. Thirdly, the woman's bathroom is downright awful - does it ever get cleaned? read more

Horrible Horrible service. WalkEd in the door and was told we would be next after the couple infront of us. The couple sat and we were next. We waited a half an hour then a group of five walked in and said high to te waitress havent seen you in a while then they got sat and we got bypassed. That is not the way to treat new customers. I do not recommend coming here if you want to get anything close to good service. read more

the piggy platter is the best burger I've ever had in my life, i suggest getting the burger with Cheddar cheese... good fast service, great staff.. read more

Excellent pub grub--burgers, thick cut steak fries, grilled cheese, soups, etc. at an affordable price. The decor looks like an Anglo/Irish pub and the overall atmosphere is cozy. Great place for office parties or a simple meal. Definitely recommend. read more