Food 3 1/2 stars; Service 1 star
I was so excited to try Tweet after seeing the high marks it had received from other Yelpers so I suggested it for my monthly book/brunch club meeting. Unfortunately, my party and I weren't blown away by the food; however we were blown away by the crappy service we received.
When I arrived I checked in with the hostess who was short with me. I'm not sure if she missed her morning coffee or what, but when I inquired if my party was here she snapped that they don't seat until the whole party was here and when I asked where they were waiting she snapped that the ones who had arrived were in the bar (which BTW is super cute). I get the seating rule, it's not that unusual; what I didn't get was the need for attitude. I let it go, hoping the rest of my dining experience would live up to the hype - it didn't.
One friend was late and we missed her text (oops!) so we changed our reservation to 5 figuring we could just add another chair if she showed, and so were seated. Initially, our waitress seemed really nice, but it hit the skids from there. Our 6th showed up a few minutes after we'd ordered so we asked if we could add a chair. We knew it would be tight, but we were ok with it (we even rearranged our chairs to make room) - Tweet was not. Our server and both hostesses gave us attitude about not adding on to parties. Since no one was inclined to give us another chair we squished 3 on to the bench side of our table and made do. After situating, it literally took us 10 minutes to find someone willing to give my friend a menu (thank you busboy) - were we supposed to recite it to her from memory? It took another 10 to find our server to take her order; when we did get her attention she said she'd be there in a minute and then proceeded to check on EVERY other table and take a few orders BEFORE coming back; it's one thing if she was in the middle of something, but this seemed very unlikely. After taking the order we heard her mutter under her breath that they don't add on to parties and make a face as she walked away. WTF? Had we commintted a cardinal sin or is their shtick being intentionally rude to customers? If so, we obviously missed the memo!
Finally, our food came and it was fine, not out of this world, but fine. We got the Chilaquiles, lox bagel plate, hummus plate, Corn Arepas and the Country Benedict. The friend and I who got the lox and hummus plates and liked our food, but let's face it, it'd be hard to mess up either dish. My friends said their egg dishes were good, but nothing to write home about. When we finished, tracking down our waitress for our check was another 10 minute ordeal after an already trying brunch. I think everyone was anxious to pay and get the hell out of there. Side note - this place is cash only.
Bottom line: They say they prepare and serve their food with love, but I wasn't feeling it. Hmmm, Tweet...let's NOT eat! Even though the portions are generous and even if the food had been outstanding, I will not be back, it's not worth the rude service. read more