Tulum ranks in tip 3 worst restaurants I have ever been to and I have been to 1000s in my lifetime. So first let me say that I do recognize this restaurant is in a location that has high traffic when the nearby entertainment events are occurring. I also recognize that Valentine's Day elevates that. But, when you're a restaurant that makes a choice to be in that location you need staff, managers and experienced oversight that can handle the pressure. These guys completely buckled and make no apologies for it. They simply do not care. The food -1out of 10, the service 2 out of 10, the ambience 2 out of 10 and that was because of the valentines decor only, music was blaring so loud the some inside the Restaurant were visually covering ears, attentiveness of other supporting staff zero --it's a dog eat dog world at this restaurant. And speaking of dog, a few of us left questioning if that's what was served on the plate. I know that's disgusting but the smell and the look had to be something other than beef. We were a party of six, made a reservation for 545, spent 20 minutes, watching them run around, not knowing what to do because they did not have a table ready for us. Once they finally figured it out, it took exactly 1 hour and 18 minutes for them to arrive with one of two appetizers ordered at that point our glasses were completely empty of water. We ordered drinks which at $19 apiece were terrible and suspiciously possibly canned, absolutely terrible guacamole came with what appeared to be beef or pork fried fat inside the guacamole which was brown. There was not any meat on the fat pieces. We literally picked it out and put it on a napkin for display and the waitress looked at it and said absolutely nothing. That did not get finished. We ordered sea salt fries. They came at the very end of the meal, with no sea salt, literally after all of our entrées were served and the bulk of the food pushed away as terrible. 3 of 6 entrees went mostly untouched and the others slightly mor. They can only split the check for a party our size 3 ways. So for two of us, three house margaritas, two entrées and an appetizer was $160 with the ad of gratuity. The food was worth about a dollar. Literally when my entrée came out, it was a cup of cream, poblano peppers a third a cup of fried white rice literally (1" high by 3 inches diameter) and a small cup that they use for ketchup with runny beans. That was $23. But others got $30 tacos that came out littered with fat and little meat, rendering it useless as there's no way it could be ingested and the smell was absolutely horrific. The bill total was probably around $400 for all of us and worth under five. The system that they have created cannot survive, which is strange because they're all wired with little microphones in their ears and for what I don't know. There were no apologies made and our server had it mastered where as soon as she delivered food, she quickly pivoted and turned away and did not wait for any questions. We saw her do it at least two or three times. No regard for the client, this was about survival for servers. We constantly had to ask for water ( 3 refills of very short glasses were begged for) and the smell was terrible. Minuscule portions, fat laden beef tacos, a dinner quesadilla the size of a bread plate and not salt or pepper on the table. No free chips or salsa and for the guacamole we ordered there was not enough chips to even try to eat it. Good thing we gave up on that with the fat pork or beef rinds in it. From the time we got there till the time we left, It was two hours and 5 minutes and all we did was wait. With the appetizers, nobody brought any appetizer plates. We had to ask for utensils, we had to ask for refills on water each time and when they did, they only filled the water halfway. After a few bites, most of us chose not to eat. I'm telling you I don't know how these people are even in business. What an absolute disappointment. Stay away from this restaurant as it is by far the worst I have experienced.
Server also added the group gratuity which I get, when it was not earned. She picked up full plates of food when we were done and was wise enough not to ask how it was. read more