I've yet to find a food I didn't like until now. I was hesitant going to this restaurant because of the reviews and the menu. Looked like mediocre food at best. But we decided to give it a shot for my birthday.
Y'all. It was. So.bad. Continue for a long, awful story of my worst dining experience ever.
Walked it and the place was almost dead. Get to our table and a sweet note was there wishing me a happy birthday.
Order an espresso and fries for the baby. My husband doesn't have a water and asks for one. 15 min later everything arrives. Apparently the espresso machine broke but is all better now. Fries are hot and well seasoned. Espresso is Luke warm, watered down drip coffee. I still truck on, that can't ruin my experience, we order our appetizer and entrees.
Tuna tartare is our starter, it arrives like 15 min later. Looks like half dollar chunks on mushed avocado with two slices of radish on top, sitting in a pool of soy sauce-like I made something similar when I was in middle school. Still gonna give it a go- OMG i want to spit out ( and y'all I eat everything!) it was so salty it made my mouth pucker. I thought maybe if I mix it up? Even worse it was so salty I could not even try to choke it down. I chug my water. I had to send back, my first dish ever to send back. So bad, my heart sinks, this is going to be awful.
My entree arrives a good 20 minutes afterwards (we arrived at 12:30 and finally got our food at 1:30). We had to ask our sever when the food was going to arrive, 5 minutes later she is bringing all of it out. As a previous server, I figure it has been sitting there under the hot lamps. I ordered the salmon Benedict, when the plate was in front of me I wanted to gag. Looked like salmon you get out of a bag at aldi (no hate, I shop there!) on top of ready made quinoa that you buy precooked at the grocery store and heat up for a quick lunch, with "poached" eggs on top with a drizzle of some pink sauce. It looked horrible, it tasted even worse. Quinoa tasted just like it looked, out of a pouch. The salmon had to have been dragged through the same salt lick as the appetizer and when the egg was pierced not even a dribble of yolk. The sauce had to have been a scant 1/4 tsp of spicy Mayo (supposed to be hollandaise). To make matters worse it was all just barely lukewarm. Y'all I couldn't eat it, it was so repulsive. I wanted to vomit. And I had no water to try and wash it down.
Hubby order chicken and biscuits, they were so dry I wanted to cough just looking at them. He couldn't even choke his down. He said disgusting.
My MIL ordered a medium filet (I know, I know) for her salad and it came out well done. The salad was so soggy , I can just imagine it dying under those lamps. The dressing on her salad was eatable so she graciously shared with me.
We were just so stunned that a dining experience could be so bad. Horribly slow and inattentive service, absolutely inedible, thoughtless food.
I believe we tried to leave as fast as we could because my mother in law was about to lose it. We packed up all the crap, I just wanted this experience to be over, so fast. I wanted to also get out of there before my mil went to talk to the manager(they have been there 4 times before and had A great experience, I can't believe that)
She spoke with the acting manager, turns out our server was the bartender also, which explains the slow pacing of things and the general manager was not there.
The absolute worst dining experience of my life. Ever. And I love to eat and I couldn't find one saving grace for this place. With what we experienced today this place will absolutely shut down. Do NOT waste your time or money here.
ETA: the acting manager did offer a refund, but my mil did not take it and said she just wanted to talk to the GM. That conversation should happen today. read more