This website censors my bad reviews so hopefully this will help two people before it gets taken down.
The very long nature of this review is indicative of how many things can go bad here.
This place is a cluster. An awful, no good, very bad cluster. We had about an hour and a half to kill. I'm like oh a bounce type place. Let's go see what's it about. In line, the people in front of me seemed to be annoyed but it was unclear why... now I know... Unfortunately, you have to interact with the staff to play. They weren't rude. But it was like somebody had a gun to their heads saying, unless you rush through this customer at light speed, you will die here at your first job.
So long story short, she just assumes I want the bounce side for my kids, when, in fact, they want video games because they're degenerate 4 year olds. So she can't refund my $57 dollars because - who the fuck knows why - so she gives us free passes to come back. I don't want them but I don't want to interact with her any more than I absolutely have to so I say ok. She she switches their wristbands to the degenerate ones and we go on our merry way, filling out a labyrinthian iPad waiver which makes my kids go as suicidal as four year olds go... to play video games?
Finished! Finally! Only to discover, games require a lanyard card, which she neglected to tell me or sell me after I told her we were there to play video games and she'd sent us off to sign the library of congress of waivers (necessary to play video games?) So I have to get back in line and get fleeced again to the tune of $50 for video games so now I'm $107 dollars deep and my kids are like WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DAD?! And I don't blame them because we've been there for 25 minutes and done literally nothing even though the employees are running around like the sky is on fire.
So, we get our card, eventually. We start playing their uber shitty video games (there are maybe 2 fun ones and 15 that are literally just there to separate you from your money). We're like 15 min in, we've easily spent $25 of the $60 (50 plus 10 bonus $ if you're $50 stupid like me) on the card and one of my four year olds asks for the lanyard so he can go play a game one over to my right.
I'm playing one of the two fun games and he's a crazy-responsible four year old so I think nothing of giving him the lanyard so he can go play the game next to me, except it's one of those two player sit in a little wooden hutch type games so I can only see him but not the second seat. I finish up. I fish my daughter out of the play area she's not supposed to be in but doesn't care because she's two. I go over to him and I'm like, homie, where is the lanyard. Nowhere to be found. He says some kid came in and sat next to him and must have taken it.
So we got robbed by Rush, who wouldn't bother to ask what we were there for or refund our money after she just charged me for her poor assumptions, and then robbed again by some fucking even more degenerate kid who stole our lanyard from my four year old.
I could have had a real Karen moment if I'd not been in such a rush (get it) to cleanse my soul of the whole experience. Is nothing fun any more? read more