To the staff, manager and owner, 1. You're not in NYC, you can't hack it there with this subpar teeney bop shit so stop it. 2. The people you employ are in no position ethnically to be giving other minorities shit, I saw some terrible things being snickered while your staff congregates near the back. 3. This place smells bad 4. The walls have mold and the pillows/cushions they give you are moldy and damp 5. ****Customer service is absolutely terrible! Look I know you guys really want to be like one of those hot spots further south the river road, like those in Jersey city or Hoboken but you're not and never will be. It must also be depressing to have to walk out and see NYC across the river every night, I'm sure that's the promised land for you but one that will never come to fruition. Anyone that gives this place a good rating is either one of their employees, aka highschool teeney boppers, community college regular in need of extra cash, but most commonly the less fervent more secular mosque attendees in need of a quick cash so they can trick out their 1980's Mercedes bought at the used car dealership a few miles north on the river road. Good luck Ahmed and Amit! read more

My friend and I went for dessert. Prices are a little expensive. You're paying for the ambiance, which is fun to experience once! their sundaes are delicious. We got the diabla and it had enough of a kick thanks to the peppers. read more

I've been to Archetypus many times over the years and it never disappoints. Firstly, the atmosphere is so unique. It is all dark inside, making it a great date location. The tables are in the shapes of caves, with a candle in the middle. The food is fantastic. I've tried several different kinds of wraps, quesadillas, their pizzas, as well as the hummus appetizer, and they have all been really good. Archetypus also has different kinds of interesting drinks and their dessert sundaes are fantastic. Definitely an original and tasty place to go to. read more

This will probably be the MOST HELPFUL piece of advice I can give to those of you who plan on visiting this place. Please read this review carefully. DO. NOT. COME. HERE. Came here about 3 weeks ago on a Monday night. Walked in and got a spot in the so-called caves. The hostess took us to probably the best "cave" there was, as there were steps that led up to the cave. Anyways, it took the waitress literally 30 f**king minutes to get to us. We decided to just give this is a shot and just wait, instead of walking out. While we waited I spotted a F**KING HUGE @$$ centipede!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT 1, BUT 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY WERE LITERALLY 2 INCHES LONG....CRAWLING THE CEILING AND SIDE WALL OF THE CAVE SPOT WE WERE IN. OF COURSE CUSTOMERS WOULD NOT SPOT THAT BECAUSE IT IS PITCH BLACK DARK IN THAT PLACE WITH 2 MEASLY OLD CANDLES ON THE TABLE. My friends and I were literally calling out to the waiter, pretty much anyone to come over to tell them. My one friend literally shouted out "HELP!!!!!!!!" LOL WTF. Finally after about 10 minutes, our waiter came and we said there were centipedes at our spot and if we should move to another spot in the restaurant. Listen to me when I say that I am hardcore critic of places in Bergen County, NJ. I wanted to stay to see if these workers would actually kill these nasty @$$ bugs---guess what! THEY DIDN'T! They even LET OTHER CUSTOMERS SIT THERE AS WE WATCHED FROM AFAR!!! Alright, I'm done writing this review. Enough said. If this does not gross you out enough, I don't know what to tell you!!!! GROSS IN ALL WAYS POSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAVE YOUR $$$ AND STOMACHS AND AVOID AT ALL COSTS LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. PS- The food was bland and I could probably make something way better in my kitchen! read more

Kind of cheesy decor, forgettable food but it's convenient place to meet friends. eh.

I really enjoyed his location, something different than other dessert locations. My cousin and I tried the red dragon, because one of my customers ADVISED I do, I am glad I took her advice. The red dragon dessert was amazing, the portion is big enough to share. read more

Archetypus is a beautiful cafe and the ambiance is amazing - no doubt about it. It's the perfect place for a romantic date and the food is pretty good. A bit pricey, especially the desserts, but definitely worth it. However, every time I've been there, there is always a problem with the register! Either the waiter/waitress messes up the bill or the credit card machine isn't working. Not a huge inconvenience but still.. Oh and there always seems to be at least a bit of a wait. Still would recommend it though. read more

Flashback with this one...I am a child of the 80s and grew up in Jersey City so I remembered this place from when I was in high school...I think it used to be called "Enigma." It was notorious for it's dark, cavernous space...kinda like you are in a cave with it's dark alcoves and minimal lighting. It has not changed a bit! Cute place to bring friends/people are always amazed by it's unique space. We went for dessert only (apparently it has food now, too). The desserts are huge so the four of us split two desserts...lots of decadent choices there. It was not cheap ($12 for one dessert) but the experience is worth the expense. It's a cool place to frequent with friends and those who like unique settings. read more

Terrible service. Have been waiting over an hour for food, two couples have sat down around us and already gotten their food and we were still waiting. Great atmosphere, great food, terrible service. read more

Come armed with maps and the phone number for this place if you've never been before. It is absolutely HIDDEN. Once I was able to find the place I settled right in. My dining partner and I were kind of bummed that 10pm on a Thursday counts as "peak hours" and that there was a $12 minimum to eat in the "caves," but the desserts are expensive so it's not difficult to get up to that value. Desserts were fine and dandy and the atmosphere was cute if a little tacky. I liked the flickering candles and cozy crevices. It's just a fun and cheesy-romantic place to go. But please, just go for dessert. The food is all kinds of expensive for standard American fare. read more

Tokk my lady friend here very intimate setting. This is an awesome placed to take a girl. Make sure you get seated in a "cave" area.Privacy in the cave area is excellent. If the waiters see you getting intimate with your significant other the respect your privacy. The food and drinks are excellent. Highly reccomended. read more

AZKADELIA: THE WAITRESS FROM HELL This is a place that I have been coming to for years. What brings me back is the ambiance and food, as well as being a place that I have reconnected with friends over the years. Unfortunately, more recently, the service has been getting worse each time I go. I can see by other reviews that I am not the only one who feels this way about the service and one waitress in particular. I refer to her as Azkaban because its easier to remember than her real changed name, which is AZKADELIA. This waitress is extremely rude, obnoxious, and unprofessional. On one of the numerous occasions where she took 20 minutes out of her shift to berate and challenge me, she placed me and a friend in a cave which was uncomfortably small with barely any room for more than 2 plates. Since it was the lunch hour and we were the only ones in the cave room, we decided to move our seats to a nearby table with more room since neither our waitress or any other employee had been back in 15 minutes. When she finally returned, we asked her if it was okay that we moved. Of course, she had a huge problem with the fact that we moved from a one person table to a normal table when the restaurant was pretty much empty. She made up some bullshit about how only the waitresses can move us. I'm sure it wasn't that big of a deal but she seemed like she was looking for a reason to argue. All I said was that I had been coming there for years and have changed my table many times before without a problem. She decided to take this as a direct insult to her and went on a tangent about how shes been working there much longer, and that we wouldn't be able to come back. After looking at reviews I see that she has threatened customers before. Its become a routine for her. Even after we asked to talk to the manager who we knew well, she continued to argue, saying that he was her boyfriend and he would side with her. Of course when he came over, he didn't side with her, but he didn't exactly try to solve the problem, which was her being a straight up unprofessional bitch. More than one of these reviews have suggested firing this person. If more than one person has complained about her on yelp, I can only imagine how many people have complained that didn't write a review. A PERSONAL NOTE TO THE MANAGER: No girl is that good in bed that your willing so sacrifice customers and the reputation of the restaurant to keep her around. read more

Have been to Archetypus cafe a few times for dinner. The ambiance is very intimate and romantic and is designed like the inside of the cave. The food is pretty pricey but tasty. My favs include the cheese plate, greek pizza, and sandwiches. The deserts are also really yummy. Would recommend coming here for something light. One downside is that they don't take reservations. read more

Let me say i was a lil weary for a moment as i had called and asked to make a reservation and they told me they don't do reservations but when i got there they told me there was a way to do it through yelp i was slightly discouraged but then the ASM treated us with such grace and poise i was amazed as we was able to order and drink our wine while waiting for the cave he then placed us at our favorite table we was constantly checked on and was helped with every single request they were so kind and absolutely amazing the food was beyond delicious and at a such a low price it almost felt like a steal some of the best cheese cake around and the wrap was absolutely STUNNING food that feels and taste good and that's what matters when we left the asm chased us down and wanted to thank us for our patient and gave us coupons we will 100% come back thanks to the asm i wish we would have caught his name but thanks so much we appreciate it read more

Hubby & I went here for dinner. The food was OK. Chicken gyro felt like it was missing something, but the chicken itself was good. I did really like their wrap. Tried the lava chocolate, and it was horrible!! It was spicy, but idk not even the good kind. It was uncomfortable in your throat. An extra star for the originality of the place. read more

This place used to be the best-kept secret of the area... now degraded and mainstream. But both then and now, the food was always mediocre--artsy names for fartsy dishes. Only for the ambiance is it worth revisiting. 4 stars because the atmosphere is THAT nice. read more

Loved Loved Loved this spot! This is a perfect spot to take your significant other. The menu isn't too extensive but the dessert and drink menu IS! The decor and dim lighting is what gives this place this its great ambiance.. Will be back here soon :) read more

The ambience is amazing as are the desserts but the food itself was like a three when it comes to flavor

I guess this spot is only decent if you plan on getting trashed (byob). Hardly anything on the menu (wraps, nachos, overpriced microwaved pizza), I've only ordered nachos the two times I was here. The staff was extremely rude and pretentious. The atmosphere would be cool if the vibes here didn't suck. Still left a big tip. Nice place, shitty service and attitude from the staff, crap menu. read more

First and foremost, the decor alone will drive you back to this place. Great for a date. (be sure to request cave seating in the back) Greenery and dim lighting throughout the cafe. The candles along the walkway give it such a great touch. The staff was kind, attentive and extremely helpful in answering my questions over the phone. I've tried the food here in the past, nothing to be crazy about, but the dessert is delicious. There is a page of desserts to choose from. I recommend the warm ghirardelli brownies with marshmallow, nuts, hot fudge and ice cream. Absolutely tasty. With that, I ordered a teapot which came with a bowl of lemon and a jar of honey, which I thought was nice. The 3 stars is mostly for the quality of food, but other than that..nice place, decent pricing and great setting. Careful when requesting cave seating during busy hours, there is a minimum charge per person. Also, very limited meter parkings directly across from the cafe so be patient. read more

The Caves - Teapot with lemon and organic honey - Coffee & Tea Near Me - Edgewater, New Jersey

The food was ok but dessert was amazing. Service however was quite atrocious and gratuity was included for our large party.

Save your money. This place gets packed I think cus everyone wants to eat in the caves. Its a cute idea - the decor is alright but, the food sucks! There are better and cheaper lahmajun and quesadillas available in the area. The desserts have been recommended to me but when I ordered chocolate chip cheesecake all I got was a plain cheesecake with some chocolate sauce and stale chocolate chips dumped on top (and for 9 bucks a slice I might add...12 if you want a scoop of Edy's with it). If you just HAVE to try it, bring liquor, get there early, sit in a cave, and bring lots of cash (they dont accept cards). read more

One of a kind restaurant thats shaped like a cavern. Very romantic vibe as everything is candlelit. Food came out quick and portions were quite generous and desserts are suppper tasty and sweet! read more

Okay, maybe it was my mistake going on a Friday night, but my friend and I arrived at the restaurant at about 815 and were told that it would be a 30 minute wait to be seated. We were fine with this and sat down. An hour and a half later we were seated in out little cave dwelling. We were annoyed and starving, but excited to finally be at our table. Another 40 minutes passed until we were asked what we wanted to drink. Once our order was actually taken, everything went fine. Service was slower than most restaurants and servers were scarce ($4 for a soda, I was hoping I'd get a refill. I was about to go get it myself), but the food was okay. Nothing too amazing, it's really about the atmosphere. But I wouldn't go back, I'd rather get better food at a regular Greek restaurant and not pray for the sweet kiss of death as I wait in the heat of my cave corner for a server to finally notice me. read more

We came in and the hostess gave us a tour and sat us outside in the back and noone came back to even give us a menu, we sat there for 30 mins and NOONE came to give us menus and even water. We just walked out. read more

If you want to have the greatest romantic atmosphere in the world, GO HERE! This is Edgewater's best kept secret. Sitting in one of the candlelit caves is a very unique experience. It's a bit pricey for the portions and the menu isn't huge but there isn't any other place like this around! If I had to describe this place in one word, it would be: romantic. read more

This place looks like the set from legends of the hidden temple lmao. Good deserts though

This place is awesome. Awesome food and awesome hospitality... After a very long time we have seen such kind of customer service. Their menu is also awesome read more

This hidden gem is amazing! The atmosphere definitely sets the mood right for a different type of eating experience. All the healthy food options just made you feel not guilty at all about eating out. The salad was amazing but the pizza was on point!! The fresh teas were also a great topper to our meal. I will definitely come back again and bring my bottle of wine to sit and enjoy more here. read more

If you want to be treated like a second class citizen this is the place for you. My fiancé and I were seated for well over 10 minutes with no sign of a waitor greeting us before I decided to get up and ask for a manager. Mind you, two seperate couples were seated after us and got their foods before us. The hostess by the front door asked if there is anything he can do and I told him no, I wanted to speak to a manager. Another waitor introduced himself and asked if there is anything he can do. I first asked if he was the manager and he stated no there is no manager at the restaurant since there is one business owner. I am completely appalled knowing no one is in charge of running this place. I then proceeded to tell the second waitor what happened. He was completely apologetic and took our order. The food came out in a timely fashion but I already had a sour taste in my mouth due to the lack of service. read more

Great place to go on a date. Great food and there deserts are amazing. It's looks pricey at first but once you see the large portions you realize the price is just right. For example, one serving of salad will for $15 can feed three people! read more

The food here is literally the definition of ehh & okay. But it's know for their dessert, the mystic mint is the a must if you love mint chocolate ice cream!! Atmosphere and ambiance is pretty dope read more

I absolutely love this place. Its off on a hidden street so you may get lost on the way there, but it truly is a gem in Edgewater. The decor is reminiscent of some jungle in the Amazon and you can opt to sit in the caves that they have in the back ($12 minimum for each person). Although the decor is nice, my only qualm with the café is the service. The waiters and waitresses are extremely friendly but it takes a while for them to get to your table. read more

I love this place! The indoor seating is really unique (like a cave) and in the summer, there's also an open garden area out back. The sundaes are why a lot of people come here but rest assured, the entrees are also very tasty. My favorite dessert is 100% the Empress Sundae, but you really can't go wrong with any sundae on the menu. Most of the desserts are big enough for 2 (or even 3) people. Enjoy! read more

The food is good. However, what I really enjoy most is the cave like environment, which gives me a cozy feeling. It's very dark and I think it could be good for a date night. read more

A very fun place, I'm glad to see its still going strong. It has a great vibe and perfect place to share tea and dessert with friends or someone special. Friendly staff and some options on the menu for vegetarians such as hummus platter/salads. Another plus is they will substitute soymilk for regular milk in beverages with no problem. read more

I've been here a couples times for desserts. It's a great date place if you're on a budget and just want to go for dessert instead of taking a girl out for the whole dinner date thing. It's has a cute, cozy, and romantic ambiance. It's dark with the caves lightened up with candles. Now on to the desserts! I've had the Cocodemon, Orion, Forbidden Brownie Seduction. They're all good but not gourmet quality. It still hits the sweet tooth spot though. Dessert proportion is big enough to just order one sundae to share for a couple. read more

Went here for dinner with my wife. Wasn't in a very good mood, thanks to a rough week of work. Cool ambiance with the abstract, cave setting. Quesadilla, breadsticks and BBQ chicken salad were an excellent shared meal. The server (Dre) was awesome. Just when I thought my mood was set on negative, he found a way to remind me that kindness and good service are still alive. He brought us desert on the house because of an honest mistake with our order... I was totally blown away by that gesture. Because of Dre, not only will we return, but we'll bring friends and share how great this experience was! read more

Kinda pricey but it is an amazing date spot with a cool cave atmosphere and some very awesome desserts. plus its right on the water edge so its not hard to find a stellar view of the city. read more

Amazing dessert and i would go on a limb here and say, perfect date spot as well. A little obscure to find, but once you do, you wont be dissapointed. Unique decor and the whole cave-like feel reminded me of this city in Turkey called Cappadocia. A definite stop for all those who live in hudson county. read more