It seems alot of these restaurants since Covid are going downhill..These young people there hiring are totally clueless.Waitress tried to charge me $35.00 for a $21.00 plate.Waitress stated " oh that's a special " but you never told about the specials nor is it anywhere on the menu.DUH.These establishments today, not all ...are way overpriced any only want to make there money..very sad.. read more

I normally would let a bad restaurant experience be a negative and not yelp it but I am very very disappointed spending over $70 for a lunch for two adults and one child that should have been $35 or $40. I knew what I was ordering so I expected to get a $70 lunch or at least more than what I received in terms of flavor and service for what We did receive. We went during lunch on a Saturday. The place was more than half empty and there were plenty of waitresses bus people and even a nice lady that came around to ask how we were. Everything took extremely long to get. The initial drink order the food and finally the check took an extremely long time. I suppose getting my order wrong from the beginning doesn't help the overall dissatisfaction that I am feeling. If your saying send it back there is one thing I have learned from many acquaintances that I have that work or have worked in the restaurant business. Never send your food back. You asking for trouble making that request. Good luck if you decide to go regardless of this yelp. Wish it would have been more fun. read more

Delicious food and martinis. Home made potato chips are great, but just ask the home made chips to be made especially for you with less salt. Otherwise I really enjoy myself there. read more

I must be completely honest. A friend told me of this place-wanted to tell me about gluten free food options because I cannot have gluten. Well I have this place a try. The waiter seemed uninformed about the gluten free options and listed items that were gluten free that were not. When the food came out there was a huge piece of garlic bread laying on top of my meal so I had to send it back explaining to the person who delivered it that I cannot have any gluten. He was surprised because he then told me the meatballs (lamb) that I had ordered based on what my waiter told me were also not gluten free. So we then had to go back to square one. The chef was informed and he made me a new dish. I really hope the training on allergies at this location gets better. That would have been a really rough night for me if I didn't figure out that my food wasn't gluten free. Pretty disappointed. read more

Attention Baseball Heaven families! Saw a sign at Baseball Heaven that said kids in uniforms eat free. Bring the team. Great idea right?! Our whole team came for lunch after a game. A terrible experience from the beginning, should have walked out. Strike 1: They gave us attitude about not having reservations. In the world of baseball you don't know what time you are going to be done so it's difficult to make reservations. Also, our team was almost the only people in the restaurant. Strike 2: They refused to give our kids in uniforms free meals. Some families did walk out and struck some sort of deal with management and came back to eat with the team. That deal apparently did not change their refusal to honor the advertising they have at the ballpark for us. Strike 3: They would not split our check, added gratuity and kept our change. Meetball place, you are out! read more

I'm giving this place 3 stars because of the comedy of errors of what our night was! (And a long review but readable) I haven't been to this place in 2 years ! My friend wanted to go so I thought ok I'll try it! They changed their menu, but they still have meatballs! So here we go! 1st the waitress was very sweet! She took our order, I ordered the eggplant parm and it came with a side salad! I ask for no cucumbers and blue cheese dressing on the side, because it comes with vinaigrette on it. But I asked just for blue cheese on the side! Remember that! Lol my friend ordered the vegetarian meatballs with a SIDE salad! And we ask for bread and butter! So we sit and wait! So then I ask the waitres if we could get our salads and bread before our meal came! Ok she says! And we sit and wait and wait! We see the waitress again and ask for our salads and again she says ok and we sit and wait! After about 8mins the whole meals comes with our salad. Notice its one salad!! And bread no butter which we ask for! Ok here comes the frustrating part! My friend got her meal and my side salad that came with my meal! I get my meal and no side salad! So we tell the waitress and she says ok, leaves and comes back with A side salad with dressing on the salad which isn't blue cheese which I ask for on the side! and cucumbers !! But this is really supposed to be my friends SIDE salad not my small side salad that CAME with my meal! Then we ask for butter and the waitress brings 2 pats of butter 2 oh well! So now I ask for a manager I'm getting frustrated! He comes over and we tell him what's up and my salad has cucumbers and dressing on it which I didn't ask for!! He says he's sorry I say I'm sorry for complaining and he say no worries!! He will make it better with a free dessert! Ok sounds good! He brings me out a new salad With Dressing on it which isn't blue cheese!! So while I'm waiting I start to eat my meal and guess what my meal is cold not because we were taking care of the whole salad thing, I tried it while waiting for my salad! So now the managers brings me my salad ( and guess what it has the vingarette dressing on it, and not the blue cheese on the side!) and I have to tell him my dish is cold the little pan that my dish came in is cold too! I gave up and just ate the fringgin salad and my dinner! Omg what a night! In the end I finally get my meal and we eat my Friend loves hers mine not so much! By now you are probably thinking I am a pain in ass person! Lol I'm really not! This happens to me sometimes!! Im jinks!! In the end the head manager came over told us she was sorry and made good and compt my dinner and the salads!! And the dessert was delicious! Chocolate chip cookie lava something with ice cream! All the people involved were very pleasant and I don't blame anyone!! Just a off night for us!! I will try again soon!! Thanks again! Oh we had a gift card and it was 2 yrs old and their computers were up graded and it could not read the amount on the gift card and I couldn't remember how much was on it! So the main manager said she would split the difference and gave us 15.00 towards the bill! In the end the bill was 2.24 Omg! Lol read more

Second time doing brunch here. Servers are extremely nice. Food is very good. Twice in a row now a very pleasant experience. This will probably become our go to for brunch. read more

If you love meetballs, you'll love this place. Been here a few times and I can honestly say the good is delicious. The atmosphere is great. If you're a party person, at night it becomes a club like scene, totally not my style so I avoid it at all costs, but to each their own. Only negative I can say is that their vodka sauce tastes no different than marinara read more

We have gone here numerous times. It is kid friendly (kids each free on Sunday-Bonus!) delicious and fast. We love the opportunity to choose our pasta, sauce and meatballs. They have a wide variety so there is always something for everyone. There is plenty of seating and the service is good. Parking is the back with a back entrance is a plus. Their spicy marinara is hot but delicious. Their traditional meatball and marina are our favorite though their greek balls are wonderful too! I highly recommend this place! read more

FANTASTIC!!!! Great atmosphere and food!! Highly recommend the nachos!!! And the meatballs of course.

In simple terms, this "Meatball Place" sucks. Very disappointing menu options: the create your own meatball meal option doesn't let you mix and match their very small meatball variety so I was stuck ordering a sampler of three meatballs. The meatballs are very small, about the size of a golf ball. Tried the Moroccan meatball which stated was seasoned with eight spices. It barely had any spice, a mild kick is all. The classic meatball was blah and the marinara sauce was too oniony. Worst was the lobster risotto meatball which had a gross melted cheese in the middle that ruined the whole thing. I was looking forward to that the most but was let down by the cheese. Then there's the two corn polenta with mozzarella cheese. Ugh, the polenta was too mushy which I hate and the cheese just didn't go with it at all. A sharper cheese on top would've worked but not mozzarella. Only reason I didn't give this place one star was because a server noticed I wasn't satisfied and she apologized. She even did the right thing by deducting the meatball I barely touched. I will give credit for that, service does their best to be professional. I simply can not recommend this place. read more

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This review is strictly for what Meetball Place calls "Brunch"... We were the only ones inside, which should have been our cue to leave, but the girls and I gave it a shot... So their definition of a brunch menu... 3 items to choose from, one being bread pudding, the other 2 being a frittata or an open faced grilled cheese... The frittata was absolutely disgusting, some parts were undercooked, some parts were burnt.. you could add a meatball to any of these meals for $1.. What kind of awkward scenario was this... So anyway, their bloody's and mimosas are decent, all for $3 each, but now they are apparently raising their prices on those drinks to $5 each, so no thanks... read more

Came here with some friends a few weeks ago on a Saturday night. Despite having no reservation we ended up getting seated quickly. Although the menu was overwhelming (so many options and choices to make), I finally settled on something and the food was UNREAL!! Every type of meatball we tried was so good. I personally recommend the lobster risotto balls. The atmosphere is fun and exciting and there was live music that night (it was a Saturday). It's also quite loud, so be prepared for that. The only thing i didn't love was that we were seating directly under a huge tv which was kind of distracting, and when we asked them if it was possible to change the channel to a different game, they kind of just ignored us. But all in all it wasn't a big deal at all....good times were still had by all. read more

Good food cute ambiance but ok service, they aren't attentive to you.Too packed on the weekends with a line outside with young people and make it hard to get in. read more

I make a reservation for 10am for bottomless mimosas and get there to find out they are closed. Right outside on the sign it says open at 10am... very inconvenient read more

So I recently came here for Paint Nite with my mom because I got her a Paint Nite voucher off of Groupon as one of her Christmas gifts and it was finally time to use it. We both decided we should go somewhere where the food looked appetizing and where the painting looked like we could do it. Disclaimer... I know I am not a good artist. My creativity comes out when I cook NOT when I draw or paint. Anyway so we decide on "That Meetball Place" because we've seen it on our many of trips down to Patchogue and the picture looked manageable. We arrive about a good 20 minutes thinking quick eat and have a drink before paint. I'm not gonna lie... at first I was a little nervous and unsure as to what to eat because we had to be quick. I'm used to mine & my family's traditional Meatballs so trying these were a little off the beaten path for me. Yet I was intrigued. My mom and I looking over the menu and felt like we were staring lost in space when all of a sudden I spy something that looks like maybe little potato croquettes. Surprise it's their house made tots with horseradish cream! Sold. Only thing I'd suggest was get rid of the dill as the garnish. It was far too much. But the tots and the horseradish cream. Hellooooo No brainer! Then we decided we'd start with a meatball and we decide on a Lobster Risotto ball. The waiter suggested to order it with Pancetta Cream. Again another winner. I could easily eat another two of these minus the tots. So so so good. Our waiter was quick and so friendly so that was another win. Now for Paint Nite. Overall my mom and I both had fun and I think our paintings actually came out quite well. I'd definitely suggest doing a paint nite. I know it's corny but it's fun. You also definitely do not paint by numbers and you have a blank canvas. Everything that winds up on your canvas is something you painted. Would I be back to That Meetball Place? Hell yeah! This seems like a great place to get a bite to eat and an adult beverage or two of your choice. Would I do Paint Nite again? Hell yea!!!! read more

Three and a half yelps overall, the extra half yelp simply for the creativity and ability to actually create a nice rounded menu off just one item - the meatball. This leads to some interesting items, all themed around "balls" and how hilarious that can sound. We got the Brooklyn Style Burrata salad, which had a "ball" of burrata atop a nicely portioned salad with roasted peppers, tomato, artichoke, and a dressing who's name continues on the "balls" theme. It was tasty and fresh, there was a bit of smokiness to some of the components (perhaps bacon). Tried the wings as well, these were the only thing where there was no pun on balls. Interesting take again, they are served on a hot skillet with onion, peppers and chorizo. The whole thing put together was flavorful, but it's kind of hard to dip and strip a wing, then get some onions, peppers and chorizo in the same bite which I kept having the urge to do. The dipping sauce was an oily, peppery, spicy sauce, which seemed to work but was a bit hard to coat on the wings, I found it easier to dump on the onions and peppers. I tried a trio of the meatballs, starting with the traditional meatball paired with the spicy marinara. I found the meatball to be decent, it cannot stand on it's own without sauce but then again, they really aren't meant to be. When eaten with a dollop of fresh ricotta and smothered in sauce, I must say I very much enjoyed it. I would not call the spicy marinara spicy, though. My favorite meatball was the buffalo chicken meatball, which was a deep fried ball of ground buffalo style chicken, paired with blue-cheese sauce. Familiar flavors delivered in a unique style. Bravo on this one. Same can be said for the lamb meatballs, paired with tahziki sauce, it's like a mini-gyro ball. The truffle parmesan fries were great (although we had to send the first set back as they were cold, not even like room temp but cold). Kudos to them for really tossing the fries in the truffle parmesan (not just adding it to the top) so the fries in the bottom of the basket are still infused with that wondrous truffle flavor. They have a respectable amount of beers on tap, but definitely going with the trends (4 IPAs and 2 chocolate stout/porters accounted for half the beer selection) so this may serve to alienate those who just want a clean and fresh lager or ale. The service was very friendly but a tad slow at the bar, fortunately I was in no rush. I will definitely return, but this place is definitely a boxed in, niche market that I'd really just have to be in the mood for it (and in the mood to drive 30 minutes from my house). I'd like to get table service the next time as well. read more

My wife's boss gave her a gift card for this place for the recent Administrator's Professional Day. Thinking it was a great idea during this 'Stay Safe and Stay At Home' policy we are all going through. She just purchased the card a couple of weeks ago. Last night we tried to use it for a pickup order. But before we could even order we were told credit card only, had to pay ahead of time and that we couldn't use the gift card. This is the only restaurant we have encountered requiring payment prior to a call in order. Normally you pay upon pickup, but okay. The bigger issue is that when my wife's boss purchased the card and when they gladly took her money they never bothered to tell her you won't be able to use it until they return to normal and have sit-down customers. So if you have money in your pocket and want to have someone else to hold onto it, get a gift card from That Meatball Place. They will gladly take your money. I wonder how a $17 chicken parm hero tastes anyway. Probably the same as a $7 one from a good Deli. It is simply just chicken, cheese and tomato sauce on a roll, correct??? We ordered from Bob-B-Q's instead. read more

What can you say about a meatball joint? It's meatballs... done a bunch of different ways. Simple, tasty and fun! This is a very crowded, energetic, main-street establishment. Hoppin' bar scene, too - so make reservations if you don't want to wait a long time for a table, and that includes weekdays. Drinks are a generous pour, and the selection of brews on tap is exceptional. Try the GIANT soft pretzel (served with 3 dips), and the Brooklyn Sunday Dinner. My favorite? Lamb meatballs with pancetta cream sauce over pasta. YUM! For dessert, try a milkshake - and don't forget to spike it! read more

That Meetball Place is a pretty blatant rip-off of The Meatball Shop in NYC. Sure, the menu is larger, but it's expanded in a way that makes it feel like a big corporate chain restaurant and not a unique dining establishment. But the basic concept, the daily risottos and balls posted on a chalkboard... all of that echoes TMS rather loudly. (I must admit, I went to TMS in the city the day before I came to TMP, so it was very easy to compare). The food was good, but not great. We started with the burrata salad, which was my favorite part of the meal. It was huge and fresh and filling, and I only had half of it! The vinaigrette was good, as was the burrata, but there could have been a little more tomato and bacon. The waitress was kind enough to add this salad onto our order 10 minutes after we placed it originally, and it still made it out before the rest of our food, and I do appreciate that. Next we had some meatballs: I went for the chicken balls with pancetta cream, naked and on their own. They were good, and the sauce was nice, but I do prefer the cream sauce over at TMS. I felt like their sauce was very thin and did not hold up well in the dish. But it was flavorful and edible. My boyfriend had the buffalo chicken balls, which come with compulsory blue cheese cream sauce and hot sauce. You can't mix and match the buffalo chicken with the other sauce choices, and the blue cheese only comes with the buffalo chicken. Which makes sense I guess. He liked his balls just fine, and I think he was a bit more satisfied with his balls than I was. He did the sandwich option, which I think worked well for the flavors. I also got the side of mac and cheese ($6) and was largely disappointed by that. I thought it was dry and just not worth it. The thing that I disliked the most was the live music, because it was very intrusive. I think live music can really enhance your dining experience when it's done correctly. This just detracted from the dining experience. It was loud and difficult to talk over the music and the sounds of people trying to have their own conversations over the music. During peak dinner times, there is definitely no need for more noise. Overall 2.5-3 out of 5 stars. I really want to try that giant pretzel appetizer but I don't think we will be back. read more

"You're kidding right"-Joel the response our waiter gave us after asking for a blue moon. which let me explain that he only came to us 4 times and didn't give us food until we asked if we could order. read more

Well...its been quite a while since I sat down and wrote a review. My experience last night at "That MEETBALL PLACE" has inspired me to sit at my laptop and type away. The good...Everything about this place from decor, food, service was excellent. From the moment my wife and I sat down, on a very busy Saturday night, I knew things were going to go well. Although the place was jamming and they seemed to be struggling a bit, our servers explained the menu took our orders within minutes. The drinks...they have a great variey of mixed drinks, sprits, bottled and tapped beer. I had a craft beer, coffee porter served in a mason jar. The food...we ate probably a bit more then we normally would just because we wanted to try everything. For starters we had three sliders, the lobster ball with cream sauce, chicken ball with mushroom sauce, and lamb ball with tzatziki yogurt sauce. Wow, the lobster was outrageous, the chicken with mushroom amazing and the lamb was great and probably better if you love greek / turkish types of meals. For dinner I had a french baguette with three classic meatballs, marinara sauce and fresh ricotta. Holy crud! I was licking my fingers it was so good. My wife had the Motherload and loved it. The service, aside not having a reservation system they are very attentive. The servers are friendly and food comes out of the kitchen quickly. I would like to see them connect with open table. The decor - very rustic atmosphere with reclaimed wood and rejuvination hardware type fixtures. They have big screen televisions well placed to watch big games, I could see wolfin down some sliders, beers and watching a game with the boys any givin Sunday. Let it be said that Patchogue has gone through a major revitalization and I believe its just starting. This restaurant is a terrific addition to what will most likely become a culinary center of Long Island. read more

I'm a very big fan of The Meatball Shop in the city so though I was excited when I heard about this place, I was also definitely skeptical. I decided to give it a try because I love the whole concept of a restaurant revolving around meatballs. When I arrived I was pretty surprised to see live music since I had expected a relatively relaxed atmosphere for a Wednesday night. They were definitely trying to draw in customers with the live music and the ladies night specials but it kind of just threw off the vibe. As for the food, I opted for the balls of fire in a bowl with pesto sauce and a side of the dynamite truffle fries. The meatballs were good, not spicy or very flavorful like I wanted but they were very moist and decent. The pesto was quite disappointing. What I love in pesto is some good texture and flavor from the pine nuts but this one was lacking. Overall this dish fell a little flat. The truffle fries were very good though. I love truffles so the more the merrier and this had just enough truffle flavor for me. I probably would not come back here. When trying to ripoff another successful chain restaurant's idea I think the execution needs to be on point and unfortunately in comparison to The Meatball Place, That Meetball Place did not live up to its expectations. read more

That Meetball Place - Dynamite Fries (truffles and Parmesan) - Bars Near Me - Patchogue, New York

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I came here on a last minute date with no idea what to expect. I am a vegetarian and my boyfriend is a carnivore, as a lover of all meat, he suggested this place. I was perturbed to begin with because I thought I would be stuck eating a salad which is usually the only option at a restaurant mainly focused on meat. Turns out I was wrong! I had excellent risotto balls (meatless) and they were delicious, I think my date even liked them and he is a 100% meat man. There were also other options of meatless balls that looked awesome, some more choices would be nice but I was definitely not "stuck" in my decision. My date's spaghetti was excellent, well cooked, and the spoonful of ricotta was delicious. Drinks were great, we had the specialty margaritas, I would give them a 5 stars. We were too stuffed for dessert but it all looked delicious. Our waiter could have been more attentive, but it was a Thursday, it was very busy and we didn't have any complaints! The one man band was great, sang awesome covers and joked around with the crowd at the bar. I would definitely come back and have already suggested this place more than once to my friends and family! read more

The glazed buffalo wings are amazing. The horseradish sauce for the tater tots leaves you wanting more, dinner however was just ok. Expecting the classic meatball to be as good or better than home, was the first mistake. Drinks and apps are the way to go here. Service was great and as it was early on a Sunday, the club crowd had not taken over, so that was good! read more

That Meetball Place - Classic meatball and ravioli sizzler - Bars Near Me - Patchogue, New York

If your gonna call your self a meatball place at least have an extensive menu of meatballs. Ordered chicken fingers for my son and they were burnt this place Meatsucks!!! read more

Do not even know where to begin. Sat at bar as I waited for table. After ordering my drink bartender asked me for my credit card to run a tab. It sat on bar for 20 minutes I than put the card in my pocketbook. She came back and asked "did I run your card? " Seriously ???? As I sat at bar for a 1/2 there was a Guinness poured that sat at the pouring station. It was the joke of the bartenders A nice man walked up asked for a Guinness. Bartender said "I just poured this one " He asked "you would not lie to me would you ?" Her response "of course not" Such a low life place Don't bother. read more

The hubby and I headed to That Meetball Place to "meet" another couple for some "balls", meatballs that is. We arrived on a Friday evening during prime dinner time. The hostess told us it would be about a 45 minute wait, but it only ended up being about 30 minutes, which was much appreciated because besides being starving, there was a pregnant lady among us. While waiting, the guys decided to grab a few craft beers from the bar. Fitting with the theme of "balls", the beers on tap are served in Ball glasses. They have a nice selection of taps as well as bottled beer. I am totally obsessed with the decor here! It's a blend of rustic meets industrial and it just works perfectly. It's super charming and chic at the same time. Now onto the food. I know it's summer and soup is better for a cool winter evening, but the Soup of the Day was Local Summer squash and Corn Chowder and it peaked my interest. So, I started with the soup and it disappeared rapidly. It was a great combination and highly enjoyable. Our table shared an order of Cheesy Garlic Bread & Marinara. That hit the spot! Now onto the balls. I selected the Classic Meatballs with Marinara Sauce in a bowl with Ricotta. I highly recommend adding to ricotta to these meatballs, it's just the icing on the cake. The hubby ordered the Chicken Balls with Pesto Sauce in a bowl. We fully intended on sharing the two dishes. I didn't think the Chicken Balls were too exciting, so I ate most of the Classic Meatballs (we swapped one ball each). He later admitted to me that he didn't really like the Chicken Balls either and he wished he had ordered the Classic ones too. As for style, getting your balls "In a Bowl" or "Over Pasta" gets you the most bang for your buck as you get 4 balls in both. The table also shared an order of Dynamite Fries (truffle and parmesan). Fantastic flavor and crispy too! My kind of fry. It's pretty loud in here which can make it difficult to have a conversation, but the food and ambiance more than make up for that. Looking forward to a return visit the next time I find myself in Patchogue. read more

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at first I really liked the idea of this place. I mean who doesn't love meatballs, cheese, and bread. but after now going there a couple times the only upside I can find is the place looks amazing inside. the meatballs are pretty good I will say that but for the sampler meatballs I though was a little pricy for what you got. and the drinks I thought your way to much to. I asked the bartender for a actually pint glass because I do not like drinking out of mason jars and he gave me a really hard time about it..saying "this is there thing" yeah I don't care I just wanted a real glass. lets talk about brunch, my girlfriends and I went and lets just say there was a reason no one else was there for brunch. Your food choices where 5 items and one was bread pudding and the other I have no idea some kind of dessert who knows. 3 out of the 4 people got the frittata which were undercooked, brunt, and small. they gave you the option to add a meatball..but really who is going to do that at 11am. my other friend did get this open faced grilled cheese with an egg which looked amazing. the drinks where good but I recently heard they raised there prices to 5 dollars a mimosa which if they are the same size as we got that's a ripe off. read more

Wow! This place was five stars from start to finish. 16 of us. Most of us late because of traffic. They were cool with it. Upon arrival the hostess sat us and came back to the table with their official menu to show my mom how they do gluten free. Waitress was great all night especially with 8 kids! I had the asiago pretzel. Omg delicious! We had 5 other pretzels! Kids loved them. I had mac n cheese focaccia bread. It was fantastic. Others had ravioli, wedge salad, meatball sand which, mac n cheese and chicken meat balls. Everyone loved their meals. We were there 2 hours eating and chatting. Great environment. Loved this place! Check it out. Visiting from AZ. Haven't been to Main Street patchogue in 25 years! It is amazing! Total bill was $311.00. A bit much but worth it! read more

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Went tonight for Father's Day and unfortunately it was a big dissapointment. We have been here before and the food was always good. This time when we arrived we were told it was a 25 minute wait because they had a ton of reservations - so I immediately logged on to OpenTable and reserved a table (they had a ton of availability!). When I told the hostess I now had a reservation she snickered at me and I was promptly told there would now be a wait due to the kitchen being backed up. Whatever that means. When we were finally seated, the table was dirty. I ordered a crispy chicken sub only to find the meatballs soggy and cold. The waiter was overwhelmed and no where to be seen for most of the meal. The manager did the right thing and took care of the bill but I don't expect to go back. It's unfortunate because the restaurant has a lovely layout and a ton of potential. read more

The wrong name the meatballs are over price and they have no identity they are at best below average subway has a better meatball sub. had the mother load it had 3 meatballs for 15 dollars and the sauce tasted like it came out of a can. The atmosphere was great as I hear the band is great the staff was gracious and friendly suggestion. change the name or search the globe for a unique meatball recipe. my balls were filled with filler and did not taste like good read more

I am vegan and was lied to on two separate occasions about the ingredients in the pretzel appetizer being vegan. On my third visit was told it is a batter made with butter. I was also told that the roasted red pepper spread on the vegeta-ball sandwich was made with dairy ingredients and am now being told that it is vegan. People seem very misinformed here. On top of that there is a middle aged woman bartender that is extremely rude. Overall... Meh. read more

my demented weasel of a pal lives down the road and forced me to eat here at knife point. I told her no and she began to take swipes at my neck, so I obliged. after arguing for over an hour with her over how many balls we needed to be satiated, we agreed on 42 chicken balls, layered with a mushroom cream sauce. within a few moments of scarfing, I began to violently choke; the potent flavor of it drew an eerie compassion to WWF champion Undertaker's sweaty ballsack. I'll never come here again. and the pal that forced me here suffered food poisoning. good. read more

Food is okay but the bouncers at night are not helpful when I comes to men harassing. Got kicked out for hitting a guy who tried to hump me.

The name of the place sort of discourged us from visiting, but we are so glad we finally did. Excellent martinis, energetic atmosphere and good fun eats. My standard dirty martini was mixed and shaken perfectly, my sisters pear martini was not too sweet and delicious. As for the food, we each tried the meatball sampler and enjoyed sharing and comparing . The different options of meatballs and sauces made the experience. We will definitely return. read more

Sunday brunch with family. This place is worth every penny! We were quickly seated. Our waitress was very knowledgeable she offered excellent recommendations based on out preference for food and specialty drinks. Every single plate was very well presented, delicious and portions were good. A plus for us was the Live entertainment which was playing his guitar. Music was soft and tasteful and did not drown our conversation even though we were sitting next to him. We will recommend this place and it should be a must on your list! read more

Was completely rushed out the door and given caps for our drinks and had to stand at the door to drink it. we weren't even allowed to finish our drinks that we just got at our table. Not acceptable ... I understand restaurants are struggling but to rush someone out the door to stand at the door is awful service. Especially when you are a regular at their restaurant.... read more

I agree with much that has been posted in previous reviews, but here's my take: The GOOD: The decor is absolutely beautiful, from floor to tables to lighting, minus all the televisions (the last thing Patchogue needs is another sports pub). The meatballs were good. I tried the spicy lamb, the chorizo, and the classic - all above average, but nothing amazing. The parmesan truffle fries had great flavor, but were undercooked. The prices were pretty reasonable, especially in comparison to nearby pub-grub options. Pretty good draft beer selection, with options you may not find elsewhere. The NOT-SO-GOOD: The music was way too loud to accommodate conversation (we went in for lunch around 2pm), and between that and the televisions (placed about 8 feet apart, so there is no avoiding them), the atmosphere was ruined. The BAD: The service. Our waitress was very nice, but like other reviewers have mentioned, the kitchen was extraordinarily slow. Our waitress explained that they haven't gotten their "system" down for getting the food out, as they've only been open for a couple of weeks, but that is no excuse. Overall, I was disappointed that this place went with the all-too-familiar sports bar strategy when it could have been something quite different and a most welcome change from the other options on Main St. It may look like a Brooklyn gastro-pub, but it is most certainly not. read more

Ironically I dislike meatballs in general so I've never had them here. However, their Mac n cheese is THE BEST in town!