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    The Cliffton

    4.3 (29 reviews)
    InexpensiveDive Bars
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    THE CLIFFTON ATMOSPHERE

    What's the vibe?
    Loud
    Divey
    Casual
    Good for dancing

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    Well shit zain... thank you!

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    Wow.... thank you very much Joe!

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    7 years ago

    This place is where you go to get away from the snobs of patchogue.. come dirty, leave sideways... love it!!!

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    Brandon, thank you very much! See you soon kid

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    7 years ago

    Late night beer pong debauchery, 4am this is the last spot in patchogue for late night drinks,darts pool, and beer pong.

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    I go here all the time bartenders are cool crowd is cool and music can be interesting at times but I dig it

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    HAPPY HOUR IS 7-9 !!!! I love the games at this bar and the outdoor area. It's not overpriced like main street.

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    Thank you Kaylee!!!

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    Great place/atmosphere. Great employees. Great drinks. Wouldnt change a damn thang ab this place, plus the bathrooms are fuckin lit

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    This is where I hide when Patchogue turns into douchebag central. Please don't ruin it for me. #fuckthecatch

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    yaaaaassssssssss!

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    Ask the Community - The Cliffton

    Is this 18+ or 21+ to enter?

    21+. Average age about 27.

    Do they have craft beer on tap?

    Only the finest craft beers...free if you have a man bun, skinny jeans, and #fuckthecatch tshirt on

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    Review Highlights - The Cliffton

    The Cliffton is hands down the best place to drink in Patchogue and the best dive bar in Long Island.

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