You know, there's a thing about alleys that fascinate me. They don't usually have a positive connotation. For the most part, they're sketchy, they're nerve-racking, and they should be avoided at all cost lest you catch yourself in a situation you don't want to be in. Truthfully, that's how I felt about Tea Alley.
I got myself the Jasmine Milk Tea with Boba ($5) and the Popcorn Chicken ($6.25). The Jasmine Milk Tea was suggested at 50% sweetness and 25% ice. The Popcorn Chicken was suggested at 75% spicyness.
Hate to break it to you all, but the Jasmine Milk Tea is disappointing. It is watered-down and does not have the aromatics typically found in good jasmine tea. It does not immediately hit me that I am drinking milk tea, and that can be concerning to anyone who has even the slightest bit of expectation for quality. The boba has a decent texture to it.
The Popcorn Chicken is not that much better. It looks like old chicken, judging by the dark brown exterior and the questionable seasoning. The chicken looks like it has a case of bad milia. I requested it spicy, but I do not think it makes that much of a difference whether you request it 25% or 100% spicy. The store does not give you a lot of chicken for the price either. I do appreciate the little carryout bag that you can hold the chicken with using one hand. The chicken is also hot to the bite.
One quick thing to note is that when I went to the store, there was a person sitting outside the door on their phone and juuling. The moment I entered, it was revealed to me that that person was the cashier and only staff there. He had an okay personality, but the encounter really only added to my anxiety of the whole experience. Did not receive a receipt with my order.
I came here on a Thursday evening, when all of the other stores were closed. (The opening hours is probably the only positive thing about this place.) The inside looks kinda rinky-dink from the unkept floors to the broken seats; not sure where all of the comments about the aesthetic is coming from but then again, they were all from about a year ago. Chairs are so slanted, you could easily slip from your seat. My drink took about 5 minutes to be ready from purchase and my popcorn chicken took about 8 minutes from purchase.
What I ordered wasn't awful by any means, but I don't suppose I'll be paying $12 for them again. I'm sorry to say, but nothing about Tea Alley felt right to me. I should have listened to the most recent reviews for this place. If desolation is the mood they are going for, I'll stick with something that's more up my alley, if you can catch my drift. read more