This place is good. Great place to start your vacation weekend, or go for some great food. Had a giant breakfast burrito that set me right for a great holiday weekend. Had a sip of the bloody mary which was as good as they get. Its been a few years since I have been here but look forward to the next time. read more

I like the interior, where the outside is kind of uncomfortable (I don't like the chairs). They are known for their sandwiches, because their list doesn't really stop. They have more original sandwiches than I'd expect from this hole in the wall space ;) read more

I am so disappointed with Smarty Pants lately. 1st, it was the service, then it was the service & the food! #1: I got the chips & salsa w/ my Troublemaker Sandwich. the "fresh homemade" salsa came in a tiny paper-cup (smaller then a shot glass). So, one dip with a chip and it was gone. I asked for some more and the waitress brings me a 2nd tiny cup. then comes the bill and $1.50 for a extra 1/2 oz cup of bland salsa? wow. #2: breakfast. I ordered the Tex Hex. bad idea. for $8 you get a plate of scrambled eggs topped with "homemade chili" (unspiced, greasy, watery, ground beef with bland beans topped with jalapenos & some sour cream) - when asked how it was by the waitress, I was honest and said it wasn't very good. I took one bite and didn't touch it. Yes, I did eat the toast...I had to sit while my friends ate. So, when I get the bill I received $3.50 off - compliments of Smarty Pants! Thanks Smarty Pants. I know my toast was worth $4.50. Gotta get every nickel you can! But you won't get anymore of my business. Treat your customers well and they will return. Its a shame, because the Troublemaker is a pretty good sandwich. read more

Good sandwiches, though there always seems to be something missing that keeps them from being great sandwiches. Can get packed at lunch time so service can be slow, but what can you do. In the summer it has out door seating, which is great in a neighborhood with almost no other outdoor options. read more

All the sandwiches are HUGE, tasty, and worth every penny. Choose the potato salad for your side dish. Very good. Lots of Georgetown ambience-bikes out front, leather jackets inside, hipsters and a few middle aged folks seeking a great sandwich and, perhaps, a cold beer. read more

Stopped in here for the Sunday brunch. The food was terrific. My kind of ambiance, industrial. Service was very friendly when we got it. However, we didn't get it very often. Sadly I'm going to have to knock them a little for that. I will give them another chance to make it up read more

This place is badass, especially if you're into bikes. It's a no frills joint that serves cold beer, good drinks and great food. I've only been for lunch, but they have you in and out without rushing you well within the lunch hour. If you're not afraid to go into the area, check it out. The staff is friendly and makes it even more worth checking out, as does the killer outdoor patio! read more

The chips and salsa suck ass.. But the bartender made one of the best Long Island's I have ever had and their hummus was delish! I have been back a few times and I really like the service. read more

Service kind of stinks. Two thumbs up for having field roast, but a million thumbs down for making the mistake and serving my veggie boyfriend some meat tacos and he ate one. Mistakes happen, but their attitude was so very passive and we were made to feel like it was our fault somehow even though we were extremely polite during a time when he honestly felt like puking. The kitchen seems to be kind of careless, there are other times that things weren't quite right with our orders. read more

Definitely go try this place! I had the French dip and it was delicious! The "dip" was so tasty and the bread was just right. The potato salad is homemade and really good. I will definitely go back. read more

I've been here a few times, most recently on Saturday. The food has varied between ok and good but the service is terrible. I think the service problem is 60% slow kitchen/40% indifferent servers. Our food took forever and then once the cook yelled "order up" the server/bartender continued to pour drinks for some regulars while our food just sat there for 5 minutes. There's no heat lamp either so my eggs were getting cold. I had Huevos Panteros which wasn't bad but it seemed like it was missing something. Our server did comp our (non-alcoholic) drinks I assume as an apology for how long our food took. But most unfortunately of all, I got a really bad stomachache an hour after eating and had really bad gastrointestinal distress the rest of the afternoon. I don't think I'll be back. read more

This is one of the best breakfast/lunch spots in the entire Seattle metro area. The place itself is steeped in character and motorcycle paraphernalia. Watch Evil Knievel race through the "Ring of Fire" for 25 cents. The "Hustler" breakfast sandwich is the bomb, and so is the "Chickenhawk". There's a Po Boy style sandwich that is also awesome, that I forget the name of. There's also a Frito-Chili Bowl (forgot the proper name) that's a concoction to try. Service is snappy and the whole experience is worth the drive to Georgetown, especially if you're nursing a hangover on a weekend. read more

We chose this place after a 5K walk on Sunday so we could splurge a bit on calories. After reading several reviews, it looked like a great place to go. We arrive just around noon and found a table on the patio. We were met by a server within the first 5 minutes with menus. It took another 10 minutes at least for him to take our drink order. Then it took another 20 minutes to get our drinks. Between the drink order and the drinks he took our food order. During that time we finished our first drinks and were wanting more but the server did come back. The other people we were with actually went to the bar to order more drinks and when the server brought them to the table he didn't even ask if my husband and I wanted another round. We sat there for an entire hour before our food came. We had the vegetarian chili and the meat chili and assumed that would be a starter but is was brought the same time as the entree course. Both of the chilis were fine. My husband and I split a Troublemaker sandwich and his half was fine, my half had little to no chicken and absolutely no onions. I can forgive bad service if the food was worth waiting for. It is a double insult to wait that long for bad food. I dont know if this was an off day for them or not but I can safely say I will never go back there again. Sorry, Smarty Pants. It just wasn't your day. read more

Fabulous happy hour, great food and really chill bartenders. This is an after work must!

One of my three favs in G-Town, they serve up local beer and you can sit and watch re-runs of Moto GP races.

Food was good. Very noisy with trains, highway and airplanes. . Got a little tired seeing the ink all over everyone working there. I have a tattoo but come ON! read more

First time I went to SMarty Pants, about two years ago, the service was horrible and the food was fine. Neither really drove me to want to go back. But we found ourselves in SoDo on a Sunday and wanted some brunch. I am so glad I went back. They have vegartian biscuits and gravy which made my day. We went back a week later to try some sammiches and their chili. Both were great, and having field roast on anything is wonderful. Be ware, the PORTIONS ARE HUGE, so go with an appetite. read more

Yeah for happy hour at Smarty Pants!! I finally went and was pleasantly surprised at their beer selection, prices, and food selection for cheap!! It's a must visit. I ordered a Pear Hard Cider, which I absolutely love and it was only $5!! Super price. I also ordered a small version of the lunch time chicken and cheese quesadilla. So delicious. I'm so glad that this place has such a variety for everyone. It's a must visit! read more

Great place for weekend brunch. I ordered the Troublemaker Pileup. Quickly became one of my favorite brunch dishes in the city. Tasty, and hearty. Loved it. Will definitely come back again. read more

Wow! Not your ordinary "hole in the wall"! Eclectic, chill atmosphere. Digging the brick wall and industrial theme. Must be of age to eat here. Husband got the turkey avocado, I ordered the Italian sandwich(can't remember what it's called). Absolutely delicious! Potato salad w/ a pickle was also refreshing. From the georgetown inn its a quick walk for good food. read more

Cheap. That's about the only upside. Soggy, greasy sandwiches and completely uninspired food. Mediocre beer list. Crappy service. Go next door to Fonda la catrina or brass tacks instead. read more

Ive been coming to Smarty Pants for over a year now and drive from Maple Valley just for a sandwich. This is truly one of the best sandwich restaurants (Bar). Must try the Troublemaker and the Meatball sub. But really nothing here is bad. I haven't had their breakfast but I've heard it's amazing. This is on my top 5 places to eat while in Seattle. read more

What is there not to like about Smarty Pants? Nothing. Great food, even better drinks, an to top it all off, I can bring my stupid dogs to breakfast with me. It's easy on the pocketbook, and the help is easy on the eyes ( not to mention, friendly and efficient! ). Always a good time @ Smarty Pants. read more

Their Bloody Marys are the best I've ever had. Highly recommend getting one and a sandwich. The Bloody Mary is a bit spendy at $10.00/drink but they're amazing- very flavorful with a lot of peppery spice. read more

If you love eggs bennie soaked in hollandaise, crispy shaved hashbrowns, and knock-your-socks-off spicy Caesars, then Smarty Pants is for you! Of course there are plenty of other breakfast dishes to choose from, but I can't resist a good bennie. Smarty Pants is located in the heart of my favorite neighborhood, Georgetown. The breakfast crowd is diverse, from Seattle hipsters to little old ladies. And the music is always good...that is, if you like a little Depeche Mode with your coffee. read more

I love the food. I hate that kids are not allowed. That is all.

My co-worker introduced me to Smarty Pants during my first couple of weeks working at Boeing. Boy I am so glad he did! I love their Ms. Piggy Sandwich, its just the right amount of BBQ sauce and the chips and salsa on the side are always made fresh. I always have my sandwich to go so Im not sure how good the service is. read more

One time, I was getting drunk next door where they didn't serve food (WTF), I forgot the name of that place with my coworkers and went here to try some food. I caught the end of happy hour, and I was already happily buzzed! I think I ordered Nachos (devoured) and some of the best tacos I've ever had (I think) with a PBR. I think it was cheap but to be honest the time there kind of became a lost moment. read more

I've been going to Smarty Pants (Georgetown) for at least the past five years. Brunch and sandwiches (and booze) are always great, but this past Friday after work I had the BEST French Dip sandwich I've ever had in my life. I've had their French dip before and it was pretty great (previously a non-menu special item ), but THIS time it was on the menu so I ordered it again. The French roll was soft, cut perfectly and didn't disintegrate in the au jus. It had the perfect ratio of horseradish, swiss cheese, and caramelized onions. The roast beef was flavorful and tender. The au jus wasn't too salty or too watery. I highly recommend you try the French Dip. read more

Awesome good, great drinks, and good to their regulars. We love $1 tacos on Monday's and $2 tacos on Wednesday's to watch races!

I've been hearing for a long time that "[I] just haaaaave to come here and try their bloody mary." I finally made it, and my friends were right - their bloody marys are excellent! They're spicy and amazing - if you're in to bloody marys, come check theirs out. And while you're there, try their better than you thought it would be food. The owners are from Chicago, and maybe that colors my judgment a bit, but it also inspires some of their menu items. I went with the french dip, which was utterly, surprisingly delicious. The vibe of this place is kind of biker bar, but the food and drinks are spot on. If you like good food and good drinks, get your butt in gear and head on over to Smarty Pants! read more

Heartbreakingly brunchless on my first visit. However, they were offering one egg dish which came with hashbrowns and your choice of morningstar sausage or meat. Despite this terrible tragedy, I enjoyed the meal and atmosphere and am willing to give them another shot. My companion enjoyed a spicy bloody mary. The clientele was diverse and friendly and the sunny patio comfortable. read more

The vegetable hash or mash up or patty or whatever it is delicious. Smarty pants has a great little patio, good food, and great beers. Another hip delish Georgetown establishment. read more

Great happy hour! Delicious food- the sandwich sampler is awesome as are the tacos and homemade salsa! Love this place!

Here's the breakdown - SmartyPants has delicious sandwiches and decent sides at a reasonable price. I love the Chickenhawk - delicious soft chicken in a really good barbeque sauce with sauteed onions. So, four stars for food. The music is too typically too loud and the indoor seating area is a little dark - dock one star. However, they have a large outdoor patio and they allow dogs to sit out there with you - add two stars in the summer and one star in the winter...the outdoor patio is a little hard to enjoy when it's 40 degrees outside. I love that Georgetown is so dog friendly, which is hard to get in the city where all the outdoor patios are tiny and seem to be straddling busy sidewalks. read more

This was my first time at Smarty Pants. My usual trips to the GT lead me to the 9lb but due to the awesome weather it was time to snub my nose at the Hammer and give the outdoor patio at Smarty Pants a try. To my delight I picked the perfect night - Monday just happens to be $1.50 PBR night! The food was decent, nothing to brag about but it will certainly fill a hole. It sounds like I need to make a trip back some morning to try the hashbrowns though. The beer selection is all about quality, not quantity. They don't have a dozen or so taps but the taps they do have are really good, top of the list being the best damn beer in the whole mutha efin world - Bridgeport IPA! And the patio is real nice, nothing fancy, not going to steal any pretty people from the BluWater, but comfortable and kind of gives you a feel of old Mexico (except for all the gringos). read more

Any place that subs vegetarian options for the meat on the menu is tops in my book. I had the Lil' Brat Reuben with Field Roast...amazingly yummy. And their potato salad is to die for. read more

Big portions, tasty sandwiches and fun atmosphere. Be sure to try the Turkey and Avocado sandwich.

Solid bar food. Good service. Decent prices.

I love this place so much! The sandwiches are gigantic and full of flavor. The potato salad is out of this world good. Brunch is a must! It's so so so yummy! They have an awesome beer selection and a full bar so there is something for everyone. Everyone that works there is really nice and it's just an awesome place to hang out. Please check it out! You won't regret it! read more