Alright this is going to be one hell of a review, I made a yelp just to write this essay of discontent. It's very long but a good read if you wanna hear about how I confronted the shop owner on her bullshit
So I've been to this store five or six times with my girlfriend over the past two or three years now, before and after they moved location. I've never once walked away satisfied and I've made 5 or 6 purchases.
As you can see if you've glanced at the other reviews, they of course follow you as if you're planning on stealing, even tho I've walked in wearing a short sleeveless dress and carrying no purse, I'm still a possible thief. Gonna shove huge square plastic packages in my underwear I guess. Every time I've gone I've seen a different sales girl, the only consistency this place has is the old asian couple you see when you go to purchase your items. If you hold onto an item with the intent to purchase but still want to browse they will offer to take it up to the front register, if you decline they will insist. Don't want you stealing. Maybe some of you don't mind being rushed and pestered but it gives me a huge amount of anxiety and makes is hard to think.
Now my main reason to go was to get a strap on. Our first time there I said, we are beginners and my girlfriend is plus sized, what would you recommend? The saleswoman took a glance at the toys on the wall we were facing and pointed one out with an air of uncertainty, going so far as to say she has it and loves it which I was surprised to hear. Funny enough I'd later learn that they say this about everything you're considering buying.(even funnier when you browse the reviews and find the former employee who was instructed to do just this)
What we left with was a hollow dong for men with erectile dysfunction that want to last longer during sex and had a vibrator built in. I cannot tell you how much I loathe this fucking thing. It's big and blunt, too thick to fit my hand around much less get inside and although I was eager and determined it was still impossible to use. The outside felt like hard plastic while the inside was velveteen smooth. It's obvious this toy was built more with the man in mind. That thing cost us $50 and we can't use it.
On to the next purchase not more then a week or two later I went back, I was still eager and not going to let the the first toy fumble stop me, clearly it was my fault and I needed to warm up to it! We explained ourselves and got a new recommendation, this time for a twin pack of jelly dildos, one mini and one of a more average size. I think it was $25 bucks which was lucky since we'd already dropped $50 on a useless hunk of plastic. This one worked thank god, sure it smelled kinda like chemicals but that was probably normal, right? And the harness included was made of cheap leather. It broke the 3rd time we used it so I quickly reinforced it. Imagine me butt naked with a sewing kit, it was ridiculous. Then it broke every other time we used it. But we made due.
That is until after less then a year I found it was painful to use, no matter how carefully we went about it the pain just got worse, I couldn't bare it and we had to stop every time. I was so concerned, I didn't understand what was wrong with me, what I was doing wrong. I googled to try and find out, learned some facts, looked up the kind of lubricant and the jelly dildo to see if they didn't mix--and that was the problem.
Turns out Jelly toys are porous, and even if they're phalate free they trap bacteria in their pores inside the toy and then seap it back out. No matter how well you clean it this happens, you can't boil them, can't use cleaners, even bleach would just be adsorbed and leaked back out later. Signs are a strong chemical smell and a recently cleaned and stored toy found 'sweating'. It was easy to miss this but I checked and YEAH that's what it was doing. That's what was causing the burning and pain. I was enraged and hell bent to visit the store to chew them out.
Review too long, to continue follow this link http://lectureready.tumblr.com/post/130762204172/concerning-romanceupland-the-literal-garbage-heap
TL;DR Truth is this establishment, the owners of it don't care about you, I doubt they even care about their sale girls, they just want your money. They do not care if you get hurt, they will do everything they can to make sure they profit and not bat an eye at your lack of satisfaction or even your chronic illness caused by their product.
Do not shop there. Please. Love yourself and go to Toybox because these people at Romance do not give a single shit. read more