Red Cow. It almost hurts me to write this. As an admitted lover of all things Ethan Stowell, I have a couple of bones to pick with the cow!
I am going to tell you that I love the location, the design, the restaurant overall, as all of the ES empire, is very well thought out and executed. I will tell you that I love the hostess, who is very friendly and welcoming, (and not too bad to look at either). I will tell you that I love the drinks, and I love the charcuterie platter, (although I vehemently disagree with a pork rillette that is presented more like a pre-cooked duck confit, (with a layer of fat over the actual rillette). It was definitely not bad, in fact it was really good, outside the fat layer. I will tell you that the salads were fantastic as always. I will tell you that the quality of beef was high. Really good. But I must balance that with the following. I am a beef aficionado....not some weekend griller who thinks they know a nice cut...but I really know what makes beef amazing. As much as it pains me to say it, my $70 12oz. Mishima Ranch Wagyu New York Strip was just underwhelming for what it cost. It just didn't reach to the expectation of the price. I have been fortunate enough to have Japanese A5, and all types of Wagyu but this one fell flat for me. The $44 Filet was also, GOOD, but it was $35 good, not $44 good. And now for the surprise of the night, (insert drum roll please), the 12oz. Coulotte was RIDICULOUS. By far the best beef of the night!!! And at only $27 it was also by far the steal of the night!
Here comes the weird part. I am an avid diner at all of the ES restaurants. I have become friendly with several of the employees of said restaurants. I am a guy who likes to go out of his way to treat the staff with respect because I like the relationship. I like to have a good time and I look at great service as a very important part of that experience. Our server, (name unknown as he didn't bother to introduce himself), was professional. He did exactly what he was hired to do. He took our orders and brought the items we had ordered in a professional manner. The issue is, since I do go out of my way to relate to the people who are providing this service, I just am hoping for the tiniest bit of response. ANYTHING...a smile, a chuckle, a nod, a wink...THROW ME A FREAKING BONE!! I feel like I know what one of the Wayans brothers would feel like doing a show at the annual KKK revival meeting. It was just really flat and honestly took some shine off the evening. Is this some weird affliction I have? Maybe...but your job as a server isn't just to take orders and bring things to the table, its to RELATE with the customer. I am not talking schmalzy ass kissing...I am talking be friendly and maybe talk to me like you are happy to be there and happy to have me there. Hell, you can even tell me how shitty of a day you are having, I can identify with that and I will still appreciate the fact that you RELATED to me. I am spending several hundred dollars in the establishment that you work in. You stand to make a very significant tip as I am very appreciative of the service industry. I hate to admit it...this guys lack of relating cost him cash. He still got more of a tip than the rest of my party thought he should get, but it cost him 50 percent. That wasn't to be punitive, I just feel that there is a "standard" tip, and then there is the "relatable" tip. If you do the slightest bit of relating and any sort of schmoozing, or just plain old being nice, you will get a bigger tip from me, every single time.
ANYWAYS, sorry about the rant. The place is good, but avoid the unreasonably high priced cuts and stick with the winners. read more