I love this venue for comedy in Houston. The menu is great (especially if you like a pizza that doesn't skimp on the cheese). The beers and waters are big and the cocktails are craft. I've gotten here twice when doors open and have been upgraded both times. The comedians have all been great. And I haven't gone to a show yet where they haven't given me free tickets to another show. read more

I visited to see Alonzo Bowden and arrived late because the staff here sent me to the House of Blues on the 3rd floor. I ordered a Modelo that came in a can, gross. I asked for a glass. Unfortunately, I was not able to order food because the kitchen was closed. The venu was not what I expected and the comics were not that funny! I may consider going again if someone ai know is performing. I am in the fence regarding this business. GN3 read more

I can't believe that after all these years of living here, I've never known about this place. It's located on 1204 Caroline St Houston, TX 77002 For some reason it kept trying to send me to Bagby St We came in to see Sammy Obeid. Him and all the comics were amazing! We ordered à Moscow mule, nachos, and pretzel beer bites. The cocktail was amazing and the bar food was delicious. Great date night place read more

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Had such a great time at Punchline Comedy Club in Houston. Definitely a hidden gem for a fun lunch date or a night out. The atmosphere is relaxed, the staff is friendly, and the comedy lineup makes it way more entertaining than your typical outing. Only small heads up the food menu does not list prices which caught me off guard. Not a dealbreaker but something to be aware of going in. Other than that awesome experience. Good vibes good laughs and a really enjoyable way to spend your time. read more

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We went to see stand up comedy here and had a really great time! The show was genuinely funny, and the venue itself made the experience even better. We had general admission and seated in a table with another couple which we didn't mind. The space was clean, had a great ambiance, and even the restrooms were well maintained -- which I always appreciate. The food and drinks were yummy and added to the overall experience, though I do think they're priced a little on the higher side. There's also a two-drink minimum per person, which felt a bit excessive. That said, I still had a really good time and would definitely come back for another show. Overall, a fun night out! read more

Punch Line - Comedy Clubs Near Me - Houston, Texas

Went here with a large group for a comedy show. The headliner we went to see was very entertaining, however the rest of the acts and the staff were meh. The food was terrible and so were the drinks. They were watered down and overpriced. Won't be back even for a free comedy show. Also, parking sucks! Valet decided to close early because "they weren't busy", so we had to park far away and walk several blocks. read more

Punch Line - Comedy Clubs Near Me - Houston, Texas

Punch Line Houston has been open for about a year. It's located in the former House of Blues Restaurant in the Greenstreet Complex and is operated by Live Nation. Tickets are general admission and there's typically a regular and upgraded ticket option. There's not a bad seat in the house. There's a mix of 4 top tables, 2 top high top tables, and couches. They have a two beverage minimum (standard for comedy clubs) which includes non-alcoholic beverages. The first show I attended was Ulysses Morazan. He was so silly and entertaining. He allowed for photography and filming. Our server was Andrew and he was nice. My friend ordered the PL Pizza with cauliflower crust. I had the Brisket Sliders with fries. They were better than I was expecting for a comedy club. For my beverages I ordered The Green Room and a Hendrix G+T. The Green Room was okay. At the end of the show, they gave everyone two comp tickets to their drag brunch show but we ended up not using them. The second show that I attended was Charles McBee. He was hilarious! My server, Ruben was nice, but not quite as attentive. I had a difficult time getting his attention to place an order. They had a seasonal food and drink menu but I only had drinks. I ordered the Dusk Til Dawn which was essentially an espresso martini. It was so good and it was much better than The Green Room. I also had a glass of wine. They didn't offer comp tickets after the show so I guess it's random whenever they offer freebies. Charles McBee had a meet and greet after the show. He was so sweet and took his time talking to everyone. They had a staff member available to take photos which helped to keep the line moving. Punch Line Houston has a nice variety of well known acts as well as up and coming comics. I'm looking forward to seeing more comedy shows there! read more

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I came here with girlfriends to see Zainab Johnson. It was my first time at the Punch Line. There are many parking options and I ended up using the GreenStreet Garage. It is little of a walk through the sky ridge and through the building itself. The check in line was smooth and efficient. We were taken to our general admission seats which required two regular tables for our group of 6. There were more cushion type seats available on the side. Our server was super kind. She helped give recs and told us about the two drink minimum. I got liquid death sparkling water and regular water because I didn't want any alcohol. There were mocktail options too. I ordered the double smash burger without onions and added avocados and my friends shared a smash fries appetizer. My burger was so delicious! It was tender and the sauce added great flavor. I would definitely order it to go if possible. I finished the whole thing and the fries were cooked perfectly. My friends loved their smash fries as well. The show ran over its expected time but it just shows how fun we were all having. I love how everyone shows appreciation for each other including the servers! I had a great time and would definitely come back for another show. read more

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** COMEDIANS PLEASE TRY TO GET THE IMPROV! ** Pros: intimate setting. Nice location. Friendly staff (excluding our waiter) Cons: greedy establishment. Food is subpar. Takes over 40 minutes to receive food and drinks. So we all know comedy clubs have a 2 drink minimum. We understand right, to make sure patrons spend money on top of their ticket to help pay for the staff & building. We get it. I frequent the Improv so no worries. I order a ginger ale ($6) & smash fries ($16). The ginger ale took over 30 minutes to receive & as the waiter comes to the table and he asks "what else are you ordering today!" I say "I ordered smash fries." Another 15 minute wait. You would think as an establishment me purchasing 2 items totaling $22 would be enough right? WRONG! The waiter comes BACK and ask "what is your second drink?" Bwahahahaha excuse me im trying to enjoy the show but youre too busy nickle & diming. Greedy, unprofessional, hounders who dont understand business. What i shouldve done was ordered TWO ginger ales totaling $12 to suffice their "rule" since my $22 order clearly wasnt enough. Will never return. Improv has never. read more

Welcome environment, friendly staff. Drinks a lil pricy but well worth it. If I could give more stars, I would read more

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I went to Punch Line Comedy Club for the 7 p.m. show featuring Funny Marco, and while he was the headliner, of the 3 opening acts, @kellykellz_22, stole the show. She was absolutely hilarious and had the whole room in tears. The check-in process was quick and smooth. They had security on-site and even offered coat/umbrella check. We were seated quickly and greeted by a friendly waitress who handed us drink menus, with prices ranging from about $10 to $22. I ordered "The Knockout," a frozen margarita (I ordered it on ice instead of blended). Unfortunately, it tasted only of passion fruit juice and lemonade--absolutely no kick. My friend ordered the Old-Fashioned bourbon, which came with a strong bitter orange taste but still didn't quite hit the mark. Heads up: there is a two-drink minimum during shows (total of 2 drinks for the table), but it doesn't have to be alcohol. I skipped the second round because the first didn't impress. That said, the space itself was super clean--including the bathrooms--and every seat had a good view of the stage. The sound was clear, and the vibe inside felt cozy without being cramped. If I come back (which I probably will for another comedy night), I'd pregame with happy hour elsewhere and stick to mocktails or soda here. Also, a major plus was the free street parking after 6 p.m. on a Saturday right nearby. You really can't beat that in the city. read more

Punch Line - Comedy Clubs Near Me - Houston, Texas

You never know what or who you will see at Punch Line. I think people sleep of comedy shows, talent and artists that come through Houston. Usually food at these venues is meh, but Punch Line nachos were pipping hot and seasoned well. If you see the signs pointing toward Punch Line it is not upstairs, stay downstairs and look to the right of the water fountain feature. The inside seemed small at first, but it expanded like a fan toward the rear showing additional seating. Why look at You Tube videos when you can get your laugh on for a decent price. This particular time Punch Line featured local comedians with special guest BT Kingsley (Chocolate Sundaes-Los Angeles) and all of them were hilarious. By the way, did you know some of your servers are budding future comedians? read more

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I got invited to come check out a show on a Friday night. Punch Line is a comedy club located in the Greenstreet entertainment complex. It was a Friday night with multiple events happening in downtown so I went with the for sure parking option at the Greenstreet garage which comes with parking fees. If you are about that life, you can drive around and hope to find some street parking close by for free depending on what time of their day you arrive. We pregamed next door at Tom's Watch Bar, and arrived at the club 30 minutes prior to show time as stated on the ticket, but we still waited in the cold till past advertised door opening times. Security is tight here which isn't a big deal to me. Once inside, we were brought to our table. It's a pretty good size venue and they do seat everyone close to the stage. It wasn't small by any means, but it still had an intimate vibe to it. I personally am not a fan of sitting too close to the stage at comedy shows as to avoid being the target of the comedians, but we were in the second row and I did enjoy being that close up even though I did get some attention from the comics. It's all in fun and you should avoid comedy shows if this bothers you. The comics we saw were entertaining with different types of styles. It was a small crowd but we made sure to appreciate them with applause and laughter. They were even nice enough to take pics after the show. With our tickets, there was a two drink minimum. They have a full bar with prices ranging according to what you get. I opted for a couple of tall boy beers. The prices are pretty steep here no matter what you get. For me, I'm not a fan of drink minimums. I felt forced to drink. Yes I could've went non alcoholic, but I also refuse to pay for two canned waters or two sodas. They have a decent selection of food. I didn't partake, but one person in our party seemed to like his food. Overall, I feel I got what I came for as far as entertainment goes. I think adjusting the prices would get me back in here for an overall good experience. There's gotta be a great headliner for me to come back anytime soon. read more

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On a Friday night, I checked out Punch Line with three friends. This new comedy club is located where the old House of Blues restaurant used to be. Since this is downtown we're talking about, street parking is always my go-to. If you're not about that life, there are a bunch of parking garages in the area, including one that's super close. Service (3/5): We pre-gamed at Tom's Watch Bar and made out way over when the event began. Despite doors opening 30 minutes prior (well, this is what was listed on our tickets), they were late. As a result, we waited in line for roughly 30 minutes in the cold before they started letting people in. The same performers played an earlier show so they must have been running late. Not the best as it was pretty chilly that night. After getting inside, the hostess brought us to our table. From there, the service experience improved and it was pretty standard and efficient from there on out. Ambiance (4.5/5): For a comedy club, Punch Line is great. It's a pretty intimate venue so you're going to be close to the action. We were three rows back and had a great view of the stage. The lights are dimly lit so that you can enjoy a comedy show as you should. Given that it's a smaller venue, I prefer it to others in town. Drinks (3/5): I was lucky enough to score comped tickets (with that being said, there was a two-drink minimum). Drink options were pretty much what I expected at a place like this. The downside is that the beverages are expensive. You're basically paying stadium prices. I did two beers (tall boys). Food (N/A): I didn't have any food during the show but one of my buddies did. He was impressed with the food and the menu looked interesting. I'll definitely try it out next time around. It's been a goal of mine to enjoy the performing arts more this year. And comedy shows are a great way to do it. Come out and support this new venue! read more

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The staff is great and there is a 2 drink minimum for each person and non-alcoholic drinks do count. They are always running great special and sometimes they would give you complementary tickets for other shows. Highly recommend read more

Service was good and fries were delicious! Bathrooms were also very clean! I think the only ehhh thing was parking and the 2 drink minimum read more

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I came for a Randy Feltface show. I arrived at 9:15pm for a 9:45pm show and the line was already wrapped around Dallas St. I purchased the tickets ahead of time $77 for 2 people including the service fee. Parking: Greenstreet garage, go across the sky bridge into a the Greenstreet complex towards Caroline St. then down the escalator. Parking after 4pm is $10.73 on SpotHero and Parkwhiz. FYI: 2 drink minimum per person and they're not flexible with swapping it for a food item. I'm glad they have nonalcoholic drinks, but at least 2 drinks each is a little ridiculous. I hope they change requirement this in the future, especially when a drink can be just as much as a pizza. The restrooms were pretty clean and the ambiance was cozy for a comedy show with tall tables and couches on the side. You would have to share a table with two other strangers if you are attending as a part of 4. The house was packed almost like sardines with minimal walk way - makes me wonder if they violated the occupancy code. If there was an emergency evacuation, we would be screwed. Service - pretty good service given how many tables they serve. The drinks are fairly watered down. read more

A new comedy club! Always a welcome sight - my partner and I went with friends to see Mekki Leeper. We really enjoy coming to live comedy shows, and couldn't pass up this opportunity. We went into the show knowing there was a two drink minimum - not my favorite requirement, but I can recognize the need for clubs to turn a profit as well as pay the talent. I do truly wish that Punch Line had a two item minimum instead (i.e. count food towards the minimum). This would be really considerate for those who would prefer not to spend $6 on water, but are willing to spend more money on the appetizers and food; this is what Improv Houston allows. The monetary gripe aside, the staff were attentive, and the food we ordered was tasty (nothing special mind you, but decent quality food at a comedy club is a new experience for me!). We ordered the hummus and a side of fries - both solid and generous servings. I do wish the servers came through looking for orders during the opener more often, and less often during the headliner, but I also recognize that ensuring everyone hits the two drink minimum in a short turnaround time is tough. The venue is clean, with a great vibe overall. I am definitely looking forward to coming back in the future! read more

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ZERO STARS! 8 months ago my wife had a double lung transplant as a result we are keeping her immune system suppressed. This means that if I go out in public I have to wear a full respirator mask because I have a huge beard and regular masks don't work for me. I have to be able to go into crowds at concerts and comedy clubs and not worry about bringing something home that's going to kill my wife. I have been to the Houston Improv twice since having to wear the mask and they had no problem at all letting me in to attend shows. I paid for preferred seating to see Kyle Kinane at the Punchline and once I sat down, all the way at my table, one of the managers came and kicked me out. The manager was assisted by a bouncer who was wearing a k95 mask which covered more of his face than my respirator mask, which allowed you to see my full face through the plastic. I will now be lodging a complaint with the Better Business Bureau and an Americans With Disabilities complaint to the state ABC Board. read more

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First time, at a comedy show, Philly girl, visiting Houston, I enjoyed myself and I happened to be in the presence of 2 Comedians, from Philly , Lawrence Killabrew-Head liner, same hood as me (Erie Ave) and Mike Worm from WP Shoutout to Keisha-Houston's own! read more

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First visit to a high end comedy club and enjoyed it. Invited my son to see Jiaoying Summers on a Sunday night and it was a great show. She is outrageous. Insider info re tickets: I bought inflated tickets on stub hub that were $142/2. Would have been $48/2 at the door. You can also get at the door days in advance with no stub hub ridiculous fees. The drawback to door day of is good acts will sell out. There were only a handful of GA tickets available day of. Hindsight is buy at the door unless you really want to see the entertainer and don't have time to plan. Staff gave me the info. The venue is very nice large space where everyone gets good views of the stage. Reason for 3 stars vs 5: Food was average pub fare. Two drink minimum. It was a Sunday night and we didn't want to drink so they "let" you buy $8 can water. This is a weird rule for an expensive cover charge and will turn off a lot of repeat visitors. Staff- most were pleasant and service oriented. Lots of workers, to make things run smoothly. We witnessed an unacceptable interaction between a staff member and a guest sitting near us but not with us. The guest was checking his phone and taking pictures and the staff member told him not to do it. He did it again and the staff member got in his face aggressively and they had words. The staff member overreacted big time, turned and bumped into three waitresses with 20 plus drinks that all went flying, broken glass everywhere and wet floor. The staff member did not appear to have training as he escalated a minor situation and created havoc. The aggressive staff member didn't even apologize and walked off. This person is a danger to guests and staff. I asked to see a manager and no one came out. Not sure will return with this kind of behavior. I am too old for this. read more

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I received tickets to a comedy show through a veteran program, so I didn't know what to expect because I've never visited the venue before. What I didn't expect was waiting outside in the line until the doors were opened, as I was already a few minutes late. Upon going in, they treated the place like Fort Knox. It seemed like there were two or three security checks, and they were trying to ensure that I had my drinking wristband on as well. It almost seemed forced. The waiters and waitresses were attentive as they could be considering. The food wasn't bad however the drinks disappointed heavily. I guess it felt like they weren't using as much liquor as they should have, or maybe bottom shelf liquor. In spite of all of this, I would visit again if one of my favorite comedians Showed up. But never on a random evening just to watch a local comedian. I don't think the venue is worth it. read more

This place is decent. They have a 2 drink minimum per person policy but they don't really enforce it, so don't feel pressured to buy drinks if u don't want to. U can also swap a drink for a food item. They gave me free tickets to 2 other shows. read more

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Parking- just pick a parking lot and assume you won't find street parking. We've been to a show on a weeknight and a weekend and have had to just eat that cost. Venue- you don't have to stand in line outside if you go to the earlier show when there are two in one night! We've been to a 7 pm and 9:45 pm show and had to wait outside for the later show as the staff was cleaning up after the first show. The interior is clean and I've felt there has been enough room for the audience space to feel intimate but not crowded. Pricing- the ticket prices will vary per night and artist, and sadly there's no way around the Ticketmaster processing fees, and we can only hope that goes to the venue. The drinks are expensive for what you're getting, but even larger chains like the Laugh Factory have this issue. The two drink minimum is a comedy show standard, and while I wish it wasn't $17 for an old fashioned, I know that money goes toward sustaining the business so I can't get too mad. Performers- the lineup they have is great for an independent venue! Getting international tours and TikTok-famous comedians alike means we keep coming back. read more

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In my opinion, the improv is more welcoming. There's better parking I went with my girlfriend and my 17 year-old son to the Punch Line. My girlfriend and I got two alcoholic drinks and I got my son a water.(liquid death can) and we got an appetizer. They made us get two additional drinks which was OK because we were planning on doing it anyways, but also made my son get another liquid death that was close to 20 bucks for those two waters. I can see why they do it, but if we are already purchasing food and drinks, they don't have to force you to keep buying waters. read more

Punch Line - Comedy Clubs Near Me - Houston, Texas

2 drink minimum. It's joke that I spend money to buy tickets to a show and then everyone with me is forced to buy at least 2 drinks each!!!! Terrible experience. In top of that, you have to pay for parking. read more

The show wasn't bad but the lack of pricing is atrocious $24 for 2 waters is bullshit and it wasn't priced on the menu

It was our first time at the club on Thursday Feb. 19th, we saw the amazing Dale Jones! The staff was Great! The drinks were outstanding ! We can't wait to go back! read more

Great time at Punch Line! Staff was super friendly and helpful. Definitely try the espresso martini!

I was there this past Wednesday for a comedy show. I had Travis as a server. He was very nice and knowledgeable about the menu. I ordered the Smash burger with an extra side of sauce. He did not inform me that there was an charge for that. When the burger was delivered no napkins were given. The burger was not good at all. it tasted burnt and was kind of hard. I would not recommend it. read more

We saw Jay Jurden at Punch Bowl tonight. Great venue! Super large and a great set up. The staff was helpful and great. We loved their fries and churo fries. Great spot! Looking forward to more shows there. read more

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We had a great time seeing Kyle kinane. Fast friendly drink service from the waitstaff.

So fun!! Great experience, great drinks, food smelled great too! Service was great, great environment too!!

The ambiance was spot on! Staff is organized and moves quickly to get all guests what they need. Also, their security staff is so friendly and helpful! Will definitely be back! read more

Great venue! Been here a few times now and will be coming back. They always have a great line up.

I was kicked out because i stepped on the stage on my way to the bathrm as our seats were right upfront next to the stage. Very disappointed. There was NO SIGN or Barricade no warning. I will never forget this bad and worst experience in my life. I paid good money and was really looking forward to an enjoyable evening. read more

Amazing service and great atmosphere. Love coming here with friends. Best food I've ever had at a comedy club.

Went to Dressed to Kill last night and the show was pretty awful except for the headliner. Everyone was very aggressive and the themes were homophobic, misogynistic, and racist and delivered without an ounce of intelligence or wit. Two drink per person minimum was strictly enforced. Will not go again. read more

Nice venue for a show. The only reason I would not go back is the lack of transperency about the cocktail purchases. They tell you about the 2 drink minimum, which is fine. What they dont tell you is there is a limited selection and high prices. Limited in that you can only buy 24 oz beers at $15 a pop. Thats like drinking 4 beers in 2 hours. Not really a good idea. read more