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    Endless Bummer

    3.8 (24 reviews)
    Open 5:00 pm - 12:00 am (Next day)
    Updated 3 months ago

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    Vlad V.

    As the self-appointed king of speakeasies, I'm back at it with one of Houston's newest speakeasies: Endless Bummer. And I'll start off by saying that spending time here was far from an endless bummer. Located in Montrose, Endless Bummer is inside Betelgeuse Betelgeuse. If you've been to Betelgeuse, you know it's a little quirky and that they have good pizza. You'll see this same quirkiness come through at Endless Bummer. There's a complimentary lot in the back of the bar and restaurant. Ambiance (4.5/5): To enter, find an unmarked door with a tropical theme close to Betelgeuse. Ring the doorbell. And now you have arrived. Endless Bummer is relatively small. It can seat 30 people or so. Because of that, if you're coming on a weekend, you should probably make a reservation. If you come on a Thursday, as I did, you'll be in the clear. I prefer laid back experiences when I'm at a speakeasy, so I'm happy I came on a weekday. Endless Bummer has a tropical theme going. You'll see bright colors. It's dimly lit. Exactly what I hope for in a speakeasy. Well done. Service (3/5): The service was efficient and friendly throughout. I was given recommendations when I asked. Why wasn't I fully satisfied? Endless Bummer charges 22% gratuity for all bills. Really?! Service techniques and tipping pressure has gotten out of control lately. I certainly understand wanting to make sure the staff is taken care of. But at the same time, giving a fat tip regardless of the service I receive, and forcing me to do so, seems to be against everything America is all about. I'll get off my soapbox now, but this policy was certainly a turn off. Food (N/A): I had dinner prior, but regardless, I don't think they serve food anyways. If you're hungry, go to Betelgeuse right next door and get yourself a tavern-style pizza. Drinks (4.5/5): Given the tropical theme, as you would expect, there are a lot (not all) tiki-style drinks. When I'm at a speakeasy, I look for creative craft cocktails with an interesting blend of flavors and ingredients. If I'm at a speakeasy and I see an Espresso Martini on the menu, I'm going to be upset. This is not what you'll find here. The menu is carefully curated and has nice descriptions of each beverage. I had quite a few throughout the evening and they were all quality. They even have a few group drinks, which are always fun. Overall, Endless Bummer is one of the best speakeasies I've been to in Houston. I love both speakeasies and tiki bars, so it's the perfect fusion for me. Other than than the service policy, it was an A+ experience.

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    Lesley M.

    Endless Bummer is a cute, trendy, hidden bar in the museum district, snuggled right next to Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse. Think Meow Wolf but on a much smaller scale with a focus on tropical cocktails and libations! The secret entryway is marked with a black palm tree and one must knock to be let in. I made a reservation because a content creator on Instagram recommended one even on weekdays. It honestly felt unnecessary on a weekday at 5PM, and there was a coat associated with cancelling! We were seated quickly and given a complimentary non-alcoholic beverage while we pursued the menu. There were many cocktails to choose from, and we sampled several. Plus, the bartender brought us several free cocktails and shots - he said he was training a new hire who needed practice making drinks. The service was very friendly making conversation and recommendations. The downside to Endless Bummer is that the menu does not include any food items, and the drinks were VERY expensive. Additionally, if you need to use the restroom, you have to exit the bar and walk to Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse (which is connected on the inside, so it isn't too big of a deal). Overall, this was a unique and fun experience to do once! But, the price of the drinks and lack of food makes it doubtful I will return. Note: Parking is free and shared with Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse right behind the restaurant/bar.

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    Jess F.

    While it was advertised to be an exciting, mystical experience, Endless Bummer turned out to just be a bar with a mysterious entrance and themed decor. The servers were super friendly and certainly tried their best, but the element of surprise with secret rooms and gothic ambiance that they described on the website was not quite there. In fact, there are no secret rooms at all! What really prevents this place from a full five stars is the drinks. I got one of the group drinks with a friend that serves 2-3 and after drinking the entire thing, neither of us were the slightest bit tipsy - which as someone who doesn't require much, was both surprising and disappointing. Another one of my friends got an off menu "exclusive" drink that was very aromatic but not the most pleasant to drink, plus it was still weak. If we had gotten some of their other cool features like the THC options or a drink on fire, maybe it would've been more exciting, but ultimately the drinks were a bit of a letdown. While there was a lot of thought put into the decor and theme, the lack of features that were promised on the website and weak drinks led to an experience that left me wanting a bit more. I'd try again in a few months once things develop a bit more!

    Kristi H.

    We had a pre birthday celebration for April Bush on a good Sunday Funday. We started off at this hidden Tiki Bar called Endless Bummer. Reservations recommended. You walk up and ring the doorbell at this secret door. We waited a few minutes and Kennedy came to retrieve us. Once they opened up another secret door it was like Gothic cuteness. I loved it. It was very aesthic! We were seated and we started our drinking journey. They do not sell food fyi. They have a book full of specialty drinks and NO COGNAC. We actually were not familiar with any of the liquor they used. My drink in the boat was super cute, but I didn't like it at all. All of our drinks were pretty mediocre and 25$ a piece! April liked her old fashion. Sooooo if you want social media content, this is your place...but don't come for the drinks actually.. just my personal opinion.

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    Nancy M.

    Finally! A real tiki bar in Houston. The ambiance embraces all the senses. The atmosphere is magical. The cocktails are pricy but delicious. The service is attentive. This is a must see and try.

    Brittany M.

    Love the kinky, spooky vibes. The drinks here are unique and well crafted. I am looking forward to coming back again .

    Brandy M.

    I recently visited with some friends. There is an awkward door when you enter. We stood in a waiting area and then went through the second door. Anytime someone needed to use the restroom you must knock on that door to go back to the waiting area and then knock on the adjoining door at Betelgeuse and then do the whole process again when you return from the bathroom. The decor was what I would describe as tiki adjacent. It was immersive and cool but not what you would see at a typical tiki bar. When we were seated we were greeted with a complimentary drink. The menu is in a photo album; the prices are high compared to other tiki bars. My personal favorite tiki drink is a painkiller it was not on the menu. I settled for two drinks that are not tiki drinks. (A pistachio Mai tai that did not taste like pistachios or a Mai tai. And an old fashion) other people in my group had daiquiris etc.. upon speaking to the staff I learned that none of the members had experience with tiki bars or tiki drinks. I inquired if they had visited various tiki bars in Texas or were familiar with them. The only one knew was Lei lows ( which is A++ in my book! How can you resist. a barefoot in the sand) After reviewing the menu I said what drinks do you have that are tropical and smooth? ( other than a daiquiri) They said they had not developed that part of the menu yet. This is equivalent to going to I hop and they saying they haven't learned how to make pancakes yet. The whole reason you go to a tiki bar is for the tiki drinks. They have only been open a couple months perhaps they will visit more bars and enhance their menu. The staff was friendly, parking was ample behind the building, everything was clean. I feel turning on some tropical music and fixing the menu would make the experience better.

    Khaled I.

    Authentic drinks, great vibes and amazing hospitality. A must visit if you're a tiki aficionado

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    This is a great speakeasy with excellent drinks and very cool decor from one of the artists behind Meow Wolf. I particularly recommend their Brown Butter Rum Old-Fashioned, which was by far the standout drink I tried there.

    Endless Bummer is anything but a bummer. This little tiki bar crushed it -- every drink was made from scratch and somehow got better with each round. The service was on point -- super friendly, fast, and you could tell everyone genuinely loves what they do. It's like they weren't just slinging drinks, they were serving up good vibes with a side of rum. The ambience is cozy, a little funky, and totally perfect for date-night 10/10

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    Amazing place to hang out love the atmosphere my husband and I have date nights here and drinks are awesome

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    Very neat space, excellent service and a great cocktail. Make a reservation so you can sit.

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    TRACIE is the BEST person ever. She made our entire night. She was the sweetest person ever. The atmosphere was really cool too.

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