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Hidden Bar - More mini cranes!

Hidden Bar

4.6(64 reviews)
1.4 mi•West University

Now THIS is a speakeasy. I had no idea that I was going to get this experience when coming to…read moreHouston, but I couldn't be happier. The origami ceiling, lively bar, friendly staff, unique cocktails, fun bathroom, and photo booth in the corner made for an unforgettable experience. My friend said it was the busiest he had ever seen the place, and it was loud. But we got some awesome drinks that I swore I could've taken pics of -- the lighting was a little crazy, so I think I ultimately changed my mind with that. One was the periscope which was a refreshing and summery gin drink... And I think I tried the naked and famous too because I like mezcal. I had already eaten so I skipped the restaurant the speakeasy's connected to, but I cannot wait to return to Houston outside of a Con so I can really go all out on exploring. It was an amazing way to end my first night!

Super cute speakeasy hidden inside a sushi restaurant. We went on a weekday evening and had no…read moretrouble getting a table. I ordered the Side to the Sun Rises (gin, yuzu, mint, cucumber) which was light, refreshing, and well balanced. I would recommend it if you enjoy gin-based cocktails with a slightly fruity flavor. My friends really enjoyed their drinks as well. They have all day happy hour on Sundays/Mondays. We did not get a chance to try the food, but the menu looked great. Overall, a fun spot with great vibes and definitely worth checking out!

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Hidden Bar - Love the decor!

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Bandista - Entrance

Bandista

4.3(83 reviews)
2.6 mi•Downtown
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First of all: Make a reservation for the exact group size you have. This place is very popular and…read moreusually booked up. It's inside the Four Seasons hotel. I did their main valet for about $8 on a Thursday. Easily your best bet! It's fun to ask the front staff and make the "journey" to find the place so I won't spoil any of that here. You will eventually have a host who will take you through the experience to get inside. They have a bar experience where you're face to face with the bartenders and a couch seating style. Hanging with the bartenders is more fun as they're fun with a lot of personality. Make sure to let them know if you're celebrating something. High chance you'll get bonus shots/drinks! Every drinks has a cool presentation and is very instagramable.i can't remember the name of mine but it had a mango taste with a dip n dots inspired topping. It's in one of my photos. It was on an other level. I'm not much for sweet drinks but dip n dots are my weakness. It went so hard. Highly recommen

This bar gets so much hype that we decided to finally come see what all the fuss was about. Upon…read morearriving at Toro in the Four Seasons, we checked in and were escorted to the secret entrance. It's a fun gimmick, but less fun when you have to use the restroom and realize that it's back in the lobby and you need an escort to go and to come back. Outside of that, service was incredibly friendly and spent a lot of time at our table explaining the menu and helping us decide what to order. I wish I could remember the specific cocktails that we ordered, but alas, I cannot. The drinks were great and we had a really good time but I'm not going to pretend like the location is super convenient.

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Bandista - Behind here is the speakeasy

Behind here is the speakeasy

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Bar area

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CASE Chocolates - They give you a welcome drink to start with, strong but DELICIOUS!

CASE Chocolates

4.5(54 reviews)
3.7 mi•EaDo, Second Ward

Soft life, sweet treats, and a little mystery is exactly how a girls' night should feel. The…read moreultimate girls night out in Houston is a Case Chocolates. Every Wednesday, they host a midweek indulgence for the ladies: complimentary champagne, signature chocolate, and curated sounds inside this one-of-a-kind chocolate speakeasy. Come for the immersive chocolate experience. Stay for the seductive, late-night vibes. If you're in Houston and looking for a cute girls night out, unique date night, or a speakeasy experience, add this to your bucket list immediately. It's intimate, indulgent, and just different enough to make your night feel special. Now there are levels to this elevated experience. Here's the simplest breakdown according to their mixologist Tim: 1. Opening Hour: 2 infused chocolates, 1 chocolate medallion, a mixed drink, and a welcome spritz 2. Guided Tasting: 3 courses of drinks and chocolates 3. The Journey: 5 courses of drinks, chocolates, and other bites. Come hungry! You're encouraged to book a reservation through their website. But since we went on Wednesday for the ladies night, we were able to just go right in. I'm doing chemo so I can't drink or have the alcohol infused chocolate but I still had a great time. Sober folks can also enjoy this place. I got a cherry mocktail and it was the best mocktail I ever drank. They had two chocolate bon bons that weren't infused with alcohol and then all of the flat medallions are also not infused. They were sweet enough to send me home with some alcohol infused chocolates to have once I finish my chemo. We got there around 7 and didn't leave until the place was closing down. The DJ was amazing and she made the atmosphere feel more like a Saturday night.

We had just an okay time here…read more The beau made reservations (ugh, 10pm!). We arrived, waited in the front room (the chocolate shop) with another couple until someone finally arrived to seat us. The beau did the three-course chocolate and beverage pairing. I had a glass of bubbles. (The champs came in a verrrry small glass, but the bar keep was kind enough to top it off.) So, what struck me as odd is that every cocktail that was served wasn't made behind the bar. All three were prepared in the back somewhere and brought out. (Do they make the drinks at next door restaurant, Street To Kitchen?). Either way, this speakeasy has a pretty bar setup and backdrop, and it was missing the sights and sounds of bartenders shaking up drinks front and center. We'll def pop in to the storefront to buy chocolates in the future, but not sure if I'd stop by for a drink. Note: We purchases a case of chocolates a week prior to our in-house experience, and my favorite chocolate was the mango chamoy bonbon.

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CASE Chocolates - Final chocolates

Final chocolates

CASE Chocolates - Welcome Cocktail and Chocoaltes

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Off The Record - Inside decor

Off The Record

3.9(57 reviews)
3.0 mi•Downtown, Fourth Ward

I just love this place! The music is always so good and the patrons always have such great energy…read more I wish there was a little more seating but the fact that people actually DANCE on the dance floor give me hope for humanity! Bartenders are cool. My lemon drop was really sour this time around but nothing to give a bad review about. No line this visit as we got there around 10:30 pm on a Saturday but the crowd did start rolling in closer to 11 pm. Uber there or prepare to street park which is also fine but you just never know what's safe in Houston. Will continue to come here for good music and fun times. Great Houston staple.

I've been here like 3x... The first time I went it was a cool vibe. This place is down town so the…read moreparking is limited. The venue it's self is bigger than it presents. There is a small bar upstairs. Any rate we were out celebrating a friend's birthday on Sunday. Online it said they were open til 2am. We arrive maybe 10 or 15 mins before 12am. There was a cover charge of $10 didn't want to pay it but did because it was my friend's bday. Now... why we get in and 10 mins later they turn the lights on and it's time to leave... that was outlaw as hell and trifling...why are you charging or even letting folks in if you're are about to close??? We wouldn't have gone in or paid if we knew we only had 10 mins... again outlaw and a poor business practice...why does everything need to be a hustle...prayers down for this establishment.

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Off The Record - Bar & projector

Bar & projector

Off The Record - Upstairs lounge

Upstairs lounge

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