The Two Headed Dog sits in Midtown like a story that knows better than to explain itself. You do not stumble into it. You are drawn, the way one is drawn to a place that promises honesty with a wink. It wears the posture of a dive but carries itself with intention, a little bohem, a little defiant, and entirely comfortable in its own skin. The bar hums with craft. Cocktails arrive balanced and deliberate, built by hands that understand restraint as much as flair. Nothing shouts. Nothing apologizes. Each glass feels considered, as though the bartender paused just long enough to ask what kind of night you were hoping to have, then answered without speaking. The staff moves easily, quick with wit and generous with attention, treating regulars and first-timers as if both had already earned their place. The decor tells its own quiet rebellion. Mismatched, layered, worn just enough to feel lived in, it carries the sense that stories have been told here and will be told again. And then there are the bathrooms, unisex and unashamed, their walls papered with vintage Playboy centerfolds that celebrate the female form not as spectacle but as art. Tasteful, sexy, unapologetic. A reminder that admiration can exist without crudeness, that beauty does not need permission to be acknowledged. The Two Headed Dog is less a bar than a posture toward the world. It resists neat categories. Not quite dive, not quite cocktail lounge, not quite anything else that could be reduced to a label. It is a place for those who appreciate craft without pretension, sensuality without excess, and atmosphere without artifice. In a city that thrives on reinvention, this bar stands firm, confident enough to be exactly what it is and nothing more. read more

The drinks are average priced for Houston but the quality is fantastic and vibe is clean-dive. I've come in before to wait out traffic after a show or concert but this time, they had a Heated Rivalry stream going with themed drinks so obviously we had to stay for a bit. Our drinks came out quickly and we had our pick of seats at 10 pm. I got the Hollander Juice and it was very refreshing. read more

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This was my first time trying this spot and I absolutely enjoyed every minute of it. Definitely a calm spot for some drinks and convos. The bartenders were all so welcoming. Loved that there was indoor and outdoor seating. And on top of that they had a really cool Photo Booth which itself gives this bar a 11/10. Definitely recommend read more

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Cold cocktails, a comfortable patio, and a pleasant staff - what more do you need for an out of the way in a quiet corner of downtown.

What took me so long to check out Two Headed Dog? I passed by it many o'times riding the bike... glad we finally checked it out for a friends bday. It's a solid dive bar with quality craft cocktails AND great service. Great tunes (a DJ showed up on Friday night), a patio, some late night snacks for the munchies... the crowd and vibes kinda reminded me of old Montrose... maybe Poison Girl circa 2008. The restrooms needed some serious tending too. Not a fun moment. read more

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A dive bar...that serves craft cocktails...in Midtown. If that seems peculiar to you, you're not the only one. Two Headed Dog is very unassuming. You can easily drive by it and miss it. Parking is street only. The block we parked on was free after 6 pm, but read the signs as it varies in Midtown. My friend and I stopped in for a drink after dinner on a Monday night. It wasn't super busy, but there were more people than I was expecting given that it was a Monday. I didn't get the bartender's name, but she was cool. She gave us menus (I loved the cover of the menu - "This Is Our Menu") and answered questions we had about the cocktails. I noticed that they have a Pornstar Martini. I had this drink for the first time in Amsterdam a few months back and was blown away with it because it consisted of the martini, a small glass of Prosecco, and a piece of passionfruit. TDH's version didn't come with passionfruit, but it did come with the small glass of Prosecco. I told the bartender that I had to ask for instructions on how to drink it in Amsterdam because I wasn't prepared for the accompaniments and her response was "booze your own adventure!" LOL. My kind of gal! The drink was good, though I thought the Prosecco was a little flat. Since this is a dive bar, I won't deduct any stars for the lack of passionfruit lol. I can't recall the cocktail that my friend had, but he enjoyed his. The indoor area was small, but they had a nice patio area out front. They were playing an awesome rotation of indie alternative music from the 2000s/2010s which is right up my alley. I don't frequent Midtown often, but I would definitely come back if in the area. read more

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we had a take out order and they had it ready on time and gave us extra's we didn't even ask for, it's a great place for wings.

Dive bar with craft cocktails vibe. Passionate bartenders! A place where artistry and vibes are married perfectly. Looking for perfection, or fun flavors - something experimental? - then this is actually is for you! read more

Nice little pub. Great vibe, great drinks, friendly bartender. A friend and I were looking for a place to unwind after sitting in the hospital all day with my son and stumbled across Two Headed Dog. It was the perfect spot after a long day. read more

It's a dive bar, and I really don't do dive bars (full stop) -- but I try to keep an open mind and Two Headed Dog is crafty and clean enough for me to like it! (if that makes any sense at all... lol) The hubs and I decided to be mavericks and step out of our usual & try a new spot for a nightcap. We searched craft cocktails, and the Yelpers + the five star rating led us here. I trust my fellow Yelpers, and I'm happy to report that I wasn't disappointed. Bar service only, the cocktails are tasty, it's dark and tucked away, the music is a vibe, prices are amazing, the aesthetic is quite eclectic, and the restroom was clean. THD clearly has a following as people were continuously streaming in, and after our first visit, the hubs and I agreed that we'd be down to return with company. As one who's admittedly obsessed with a good photo-op, I was soooo tempted to try out the old school photo booth, but I couldn't go all the way without Lysol wipes. #babysteps Overall, I tried a new scene tonight and I liked it! read more

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Two Headed Dog is one of my favorite dive bars in town. If you aren't looking for it, you would never even know there's a bar there as it is behind a wooden fence. We came to have a few cocktails before dinner on a weekday and there was a decent sized crowd. The weather was nice so we took advantage of the nice outdoor space. Inside it's small but there is a little bit of seating. The staff was friendly and steered us in the right directions as far as what we like. We started off with a few of their cocktails. She got the Plant Creep and I got the Last Rites. Their menu might not be as extensive as some of the higher end cocktail bars, but they definitely put out great drinks. Both of the drinks were delicious and even nice to look at. I kept seeing people with a frozen green drink and I had to get one for myself. It was the Late Nite Pie Daiquiri and it was so dang good. It was like drinking a key lime pie. Dessert in drink form, yes please! Can't wait to get back here and try some of their other creations! read more

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There's a reason this place has a five star rating - hidden gem! Two Headed Dog is what I would call an "upscale dive bar" tucked off of Elgin Street. Don't let the unassuming entrance fool you, great cocktails, a diverse liquor selection, and talented bartenders await inside. The drinks on their menu are unique and reasonably priced. I was craving an espresso martini which is not on their regular menu, however the bartender was able to craft something similar which was excellent. Great spot to take a casual date or a few friends. One warning - parking is very limited nearby so best to walk, uber, or utilize the metro rail nearby. read more

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May 22, 2022 Before we headed home to galveston...we stopped by this hole in the wall. There is no name on the front it's just a fence with the door open. (it's directly across from CVS - DON'T PARK there btw...they tow) You'll see the bar name on the building that faces their patio Park at the empty lot at the corner; it says to pay but the owner (of bar) said it's free and that's where to park, so we did. The menu is posted and it's all craft cocktails; very interesting combinations...we tried 3 different ones and didn't like them enough to order again. The owner is super nice. It's a dive bar so very casual. Had a popcorn machine to snack on. They have cookouts and food trucks when announced. Not in the best part of midtown so be aware of your surroundings. read more

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Perfect environment, great selection of music, awesome people at and behind the bar, good drinks, and a lack of tv screens (only one)... All I wanted from a good dive bar was there. read more

This is our go to spot after a dinner from a sushi place - Kanau just a couple blocks over. First, you can find free street parking. I think the drinks are creative and yummy. The bartenders are nice and the vibes is great. The place is clean and nice as well. Will be definitely be coming back! read more

I'm kinda into this tucked away little divey cocktail bar. Park on the street or in the adjacent lot. It's an unattended paid parking lot, but I was informed by a bartender it's never checked. Came in on a Sunday evening. Karaoke was in full swing on the patio. A person was manning a small grill area for freshly made hot food that night. The place is small, but that's not a problem for me. Emphasis is placed on the house signature cocktails including a few frozen cocktails. No beers on tap, but they have a rather unique assortment of canned beers and cider. The cocktails and theme of the place are loosely tropical. Spent the evening chatting with a friendly bartender, and he walked me to my vehicle when he got off of work due to the random vagabonds roaming the streets in this area. What a nice gesture! Of course one must visit the bathroom. Vintage natural ladies in various states of undress? They have that here. Definitely plan on returning. read more

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Incredibly good contains, would recommend the Leche cocktail and the porn star martini. Cool decorations and great service, thank yall for a great night we enjoyed it! read more

Cool spot thats definitely hidden because it took me 10 minutes to even find it. Its facing Elgin, if that helps. I would describe it as a modern dive bar serving modern and inventive tiki drinks and frozen craft cocktails. The music playing is an interesting mix, with 80s, rock, 90s, rap. A little of everything. I ordered a couple of drinks. Last Rites, a rum based drink which was fruity and low alcohol, and another which I forgot but both were pretty good. I saw many people ordering the guava slayer or guava paloma which looked good. Its a fun atmosphere whether you sit inside or on the patio which is a larger area. read more

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New favorite cocktail bar. Mezcal, whisky, and rum is how I roll. Had two cocktails here made by Nick that are grand slams. read more

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This place is so cute! They only serve drinks and a snack. It's a great cocktail place for good vibes and has a more intimate atmosphere. The bartenders are very friendly and make really good drinks! read more

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This place is amazing. What a gem. The ambience is a tucked away cocktail bar oasis. The drinks are off the hook. They have bar games. I was blown away I hadn't heard of it sooner! read more

Great bar very chill and laid back. Has a small entrance but you can definitely see it with the bright lights. The bartender was very nice and welcoming. The menu had a great selection of signature cocktails. They had a good beer selection as well, my first drink of choice was there pickle michelada (spicy added) it was good. The mix was one of the best that I've had I really enjoyed there spicy version. My second drink was there blood of our enemies, again. It was a great choice the gin, pineapple, pomegranate, and there wizard citrus was a good mix. The restroom's were cool they had vintage playboys magazines as wallpaper. There was a Photo Booth to take pics in as well as a patio. Overall very laid back and great atmosphere. read more

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What a fun place and great way to relax after work. My son recommended it. I have a degree in geography and mapping and I had a tough time finding it. There is free parking at the commercial lot before 8PM on the next block. Trust your navigation system and walk a half block. Service was great in spite of a little crowd. The bar is very well stocked. read more

Very cool place with a dive bar feel & loads of photo opportunities. The bartender was super cool and made good Mexican candys. read more

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My friends invited me here to have a few drinks and I really enjoyed myself here. I tried the guava Paloma and the amazing pickle michelada, which I'm coming back just for that. I heard there is usually a food truck there but it wasn't there when I went on a Sunday afternoon. I love food trucks so I'll be back see what they have! read more

Two Headed Dog is exactly the type of bar that's needed at this part of the Houston Midtown neighborhood. This place has a chill front patio that feels warm and relaxing and a cozy indoor seating and great music being played all night long. So for the first timer, you might not even find this bar because it's slightly hidden, which also makes you feel like you found a nice hidden oasis all for yourself. But just look for some tall wooden fences and a yellow door. Also, there's a free parking lot across the street on Fannin street that can be used for people who are coming to this bar. Let's talk about the drink first, pretty much everything is good but it does take a taste or two to find your new favorite at Two Headed Dog. Right now the menu is limited but sometimes less is more. They have a great line-up of frozen cocktails and great things on tap. If you know what you want that's not on the menu, they can make it for you. Be warned, this is not your typical bar, this is more of a Montrose style bar that have great craft beer selection and vibe, after all, the owners were from Grand Prize Bar and worked at places like Poison Girl, etc. The staffs are friendly and well knowledge on the things served here. Two Headed Dog recently installed a hook & ring game on the outdoor patio area near the formerly bird bath/water fountain table. And the owner inform me at the time that they will install a dart board on the other side of the container. Oh, one of the spot people like to do is take selfie in the restroom right? Well, what better selfie in the restroom when the whole wall is covered with pages from vintage Playboy!? Seriously, if you like places in Montrose but you're in Midtown, time to come and visit Two Headed Dog and you will not be disappointed. Don't forget to get shots of Amaro Montenegro for your party, trust me, everyone will like it. read more

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'Little dog with a big bite' would be a more appropo name for this spot. It's a pretty small spot but with lots to offer. If the weather isnt unbearable you can sit outside. Aside from that the vibe has always been upbeat and kinda rock'n. I've never seen a dj there, but I feel like I heard they have dj's spinning sometimes. It wouldn't surprise me. The cocktails are great and the beer selection is kinda small, but solid. Free popcorn from a little popcorn cart and great old school pinups in the bathroom. Reminds me of my dad's old stacks of Penthouse and Playboy. Ha ha! read more

Loved loved love this place!!! The drinks are so creative and amazing! Cute little divey place, can't wait to come back :) read more

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Popped up this pup inspired pub for drinks . Firstly , it has a cool hidden feel with casual patio and cool pub bar decor inside . I had whisky while my friend had a really cool frozen cocktail which came with mint , an umbrella and some other little mixer ( forgot to take the pic ). Bartender was cool and matched the venues vibe - love this 2 headed dog! Good boy! read more

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This has become a staple neighborhood dive bar for me. The seasonal drinks are unique and delicious, and the vibe is always perfect. They also host fun events like having themed DJs on the weekends and reading series every so often. read more

I have been patiently waiting (okay maybe not so patiently); for Two Headed Dog to open and it was worth the wait. Friendly staff + Great drinks + Fun atmosphere= My new favorite dive bar. Can't wait to come back and try their frozen cocktails. P.S: Welcome to the neighborhood guys!! read more

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Centrally located on the lower end of Midtown, it's a short walk from either Metro light rail station, or my house for that matter. It's sort of hidden behind a too new-looking wood fence and has a big yellow door. probably about 5050 inside and outdoor space. They've got a pretty well-rounded cocktail menu, assuming you drink real cocktails and appreciate hard liquor. When I stopped in on a Monday early evening, Guava Slayers were only $6, a steal really. Mezcal and guava, I'll take two thanks! Definitely plan to check out more of their menu give it's convenience to the area. read more

Its different in a good way. It's not the biggest bar but what they lack in size they make up in character. The bartenders are great and you get to sample some of the frozen cocktails. They will walk you through their bar options that may look a little strange but they will also make you whatever you want. The HH is average but the patio is great. read more

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Came here a few weeks ago and, unfortunately, didn't take any pics. The bartender was extremely chill and make the most amazing cocktails. Easily the best cocktails I've had in Houston. I didn't stick around for the DJ, but this is a MUST visit in Houston. It's a little far away but I'd go out of my way just for the dri ks here, and the people (bartender and guests) are very sociable read more

The classiest dive bar for your senses... Came to meet friends celebrating a special occasion. This is a great intimate space to rally the troupes before hitting the town or chilling back and having a few of their craft cocktails. The free popcorn wasn't the best (per my friends) but it's free popcorn so there! Great cocktails and great service and friendly bar staff. Play the ring toss game outside or chill on the patio. I will definitely be back for a cold one! read more

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We had SO MUCH FUN!! First of all, the drinks are amazing. They have so many signature cocktails and they're all delicious and a really eclectic beer menu that lets you try beers you wouldn't normally have the opportunity to enjoy. The staff is incredibly friendly and helpful. Plus, there's a fun surprise in the bathroom The feel is super comfortable and the music is a great! All in all, I will 110% be returning. It's a great time! read more

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All I need to say is two words "hibiscus foam". Cocktails were amazing and I couldn't think of a better hide away in midtown to go to.

Awesome bar hiding in a relatively unmarked enclosure near a midtown Valero that was opened in 2019 by ex-Grand Prize barkeeps. Cheap and interesting drinks, divey and hipster feel without being dirty, and both indoor and patio seating. They had some pre-made cocktails on draft that were actually really good and more complex in flavor profile than I expected, such as my prickly pear and tequila one. No food was being served when we visited a few months ago, but guests are free to bring food onto the premises from elsewhere. Planning to go back soon! read more

This place is GREAT!!! A little speak-easyish, they have a pretty spacious patio that is hidden from the street. The cocktails were really well made and the bartender was cool. I told him I wanted something like an Old Fashioned and he recommended the Tiger something...I can't remember the full name but it was like a lightly tropical old-fashioned and I loved it. Drinks were reasonably priced as well. The bathroom is definitely WORTH CHECKING OUT. ;) Came here on a Taco Tuesday and the place was almost empty, which was great for me bc I'm a bit COVID conscious but probably not so good for business. So you need to get on out here on the weekdays for the Happy Hour etc and show your love for this gem of an establishment. read more

Awesome dive bar. Good prices and nice cocktail selection. The vibe and music are super chill. Parking can be tough given the area but there's some in the street behind it. read more