Don't. Just don't.
Visited on a recent evening after seeing that they have outdoor seating. It was a beautiful night we wanted to sit outside.
Mistake number one, sitting on the patio. Furniture is old, clapped out and uncomfortable. But, it was a beautiful night so we sat there anyway.
Mistake number two, the calamari. Menu says lightly breaded. Only if lightly means completely coated and battered like an onion ring, soft and greasy. This almost certainly came out of a frozen bag. What you see in the pictures posted by other diners is NOT what they are currently serving the pictures are of mixed rings and squid, which look way more appetizing than what we got.
Mistake number three, chopped romaine salad. It's supposed to have about eight ingredients. It was missing at least the advertised bacon, tomatoes and cucumbers. I think there was one green bean cut into seven pieces that were about half an inch long. There were, however, at least two finally chopped olives. In the whole salad. Basically, a bowl of chopped romaine with dressing.
Mistake number three, potato dippers. These are soft french fries with some cheese sauce and a small amount of pulled pork. Menu says it comes with pico de gallo, but they skipped adding that as well.
Mistake number four, the tiny pork chop. Shoe leather tough and completely dry. Served with squash and brussels sprouts, which were OK.
Mistake number five, shrimp and radicchio pasta. They did have a bunch of shrimp in it. I'll give them that. The tomato sauce they poured on the overcooked pasta was not "creamy" in any way contrary to the menu description.
Burger and fries were OK.
Service was friendly and competent but food pacing is ridiculously slow. It took a little over 30 minutes for the calamari and other apps to come out. We were hungry and it was late, so we toughed it out, ate our dinner and laughed about how terrible it was. The other option would've been to send nearly every single thing we got back. I'd still be sitting there waiting if that was the case given how long it took.
If you're staying at this resort, get in your rental car, or call an Uber, and go almost anywhere else. I have the feeling the food is largely prepared by teenagers using microwaves.
Decent pour on the cocktails. They got that right. However, if you sit on the patio, you will get soft drinks in a plastic cup. This experience was just over $200 for three people all in with tip. read more