Decent food, good service, gets packed on weekends during brunch time. Definitely hoped they had some type of alcoholic brunch drinks but they don't. read more

The decor here is definitely fun, but it's also very dirty and dusty. They should really pay someone to clean it because it's kind of gross to eat in such a dirty establishment. The food is sub-par and overpriced. Hell, they aren't even open 24 hours anymore. The service is DREADFUL. You never have the same server throughout the meal and it's nearly impossible to get refills on coffee, soda, etc. Also, they won't split checks. They serve packets of syrup and honey mustard, like it's IHOP or something, but then they charge you like you're eating at Miss Shirley's or some other, better breakfast establishment. Since they stopped being one of the only 24 joints in the city, I've stopped going. It was fine when it was 4am and the only option, but now, when it's 10pm and I still haven't eaten dinner, I'll go to the Dizz instead. read more

What a neat place! The decor is the most unusual I've seen. Came for breakfast and ordered a veggie sandwich and added bacon. Very good. Also the staff were very attentive. We only had 45 min and we were able to eat and be in and out with no rush at all. Would recommend based on ambience alone! read more

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This is really a love or hate it type of place, and unfortunately I'm in the latter group. Until semi-recently it was open 24 hours, which is pretty rare in the northern part of Baltimore. Even though their food was never great, I loved going into a PACKED place at 3 AM with friends. Once they cut their hours though, I haven't seen a reason to go back. The food itself is nothing special, okay at best. For the price, not worth it. Breakfast food is your best bet, but again, it's nothing I couldn't make myself. As lots of reviewers have noted, service is awful. The staff is actually full of nice people, but they just don't pay attention to you. Paper Moon doesn't assign tables to it's staff members, so anyone walking by is your waiter. While that in theory may be better for a busy environment, it just doesn't work here. I've sat for 30+ minutes before waiting to order, or get a refill on my drink. It's a shame, as it really is a very eclectic and cool place. I haven't been in awhile, so I may give it another chance in the future, and hopefully it's improved. read more

Pros: The food is excellent and affordable. For brunch, our group tried the Monte Egg, Morning Glory, Benedict, and the Uptown omelette. All were amazing, and I highly recommend the Uptown. Our drinks were filled frequently without asking, and when we did ask, the response was immediate. Shoutout to the hostess -- they don't seat without your whole party being there, but when one guest was missing, she kept us in mind when seating others, so that we didnt have to wait long once our final member showed up. I was very touched, since many places will just plop you at the end of the list. Cons: no alcohol for brunch (which is easy to infer and not a necessity for most people, so it doesnt dock stars for me -- just noteworthy to people considering it). Biggest con though was how quickly we were shooed out! I love that the food came quickly, but we weren't even done eating before we were handed the check, and we didn't even have boxes yet when an employee (who we hadnt yet dealt with) reminded us to pay up front. Was not impressed by that. read more

I wouldn't say that the Papermoon Diner is awful, but it's nothing great either. When we arrived at the Papermoon Diner we used their parking lot. The restaurant appears to be on the cusp of a bad neighborhood. Their lot is across the street and is fenced off with barbed wire (not the ideal ambiance for a night out). I suppose a perk is that the parking is free (This is indicative of the central theme of this review that the establishment is neither bad nor good). The restaurant certainly cannot be accused of lacking personality. Miscellaneous items fill the interior and the walls are colored with vibrant non matching paints. You can order breakfast/lunch at anytime -- we went in the morning and decided to get burgers. The menu is expansive and has something for everyone, but nothing really jumped out at me like "Hey I have to have that it sounds amazing." The ingredients and items are pretty vanilla. I ordered the "David's Whole Lotta Burger." I wasn't asked how I would like it cooked -- I believe they just make everyone's well done. My burger was pretty bland, but cooked properly. The portion size was gigantic. The fries that came with it appeared to be those snack stand generic frozen fries -- nothing special and nothing worth going out of your way for. The waiter who was helping us that morning was neither good nor bad, he was pretty void of charisma (odd given the appearance of the restaurant) but wasn't rude or anything like that. I personally would not return. read more

LoML and I returned here because I desperately wanted a bacon milkshake for some reason. I was celebrating a recent good happening and wanted to go to Nak Won for some good Korean (which we did), then hit this place up for the milkshake. LoML wasn't as keen on the idea, as he didn't like this place the first time we were here, but was amenable - so we came by. This place has, quite simply, seen better days. I was shocked at how desolate it seemed on a Friday night - there was a time where you had to wait in line for hours to get in here, ESPECIALLY on a weekend. Not so anymore. No line, no nothing. We walked in and were seated immediately. After studying the menu, LoML suddenly pointed out that there is a MINIMUM charge of 10 dollars per person - say what? Let me look at that? He points to the menu - well, damn, he's right. Two milkshakes are going to be twelve bucks maximum TOTAL. We'd just eaten at Nak Won, so we didn't want anything else. What now? We contemplated leaving, but decided to take a chance and ask if we could just purchase the shakes. The server agreed - must be hard times at Papermoon if they're willing to relax the menu rules. My, my. LoML gets a "chunky monkey" shake, I get my bacon maple. Okay, here we go, this is the only reason why I came back to this place... I sip it. The sugar overload is making me feel... uneasy. A quarter of the way down, and my mouth was recoiling from the taste... could this actually be too sweet? (Reminder: I'm a diabetic, so normally I can't partake of things like this. I'd already determined that I was going to take a BIG bolus when I got home.) Halfway through the shake.... oh, ugh. I feel like I'm going to be sick. But it's six bucks, and I wanted it, so I bravely push on. Three quarters down, and I wasn't feeling sick - I WAS sick. I couldn't finish it. I couldn't even LOOK at it. We paid and left - we actually got the check pretty quickly this time, but then... it was only two milkshakes, wasn't it? I thought I was going to upchuck in the car. No more bacon milkshakes. Ever. I went home, took my bolus, and went to bed. Didn't even bother testing. And so, the sole reason why I would come back to Papermoon is now gone forever. I cannot in good faith give this place less than three stars - I couldn't finish the food, but that's on me. It's just nothing special anymore. It's definitely no longer the "hottest" joint in town. Papermoon is a concept that is stuck in my 1993 mind... and just like Nirvana, bulletin board systems, and Beanie Babies, it should probably STAY in 1993. Tip for Diabetics: They do have things here that diabetics can eat - mainly salads and some of their breakfast items - but honestly, it's nothing that you can't probably fix at home for a lot less money. Of course, if you come here to cheat and have a milkshake, this is a good place to do it. Just don't get sick like I did! Disclaimer: I'm not a doctor. YMMV. Seek medical advice and tailor my review to your situation. I simply provide opinion. read more

I first went to Papermoon four years ago and walking up to the restaurant, I hardly knew what to expect. Their eclectic sculptures and art all around can seem intimidating, but don't let it scare you away. The food here is fantastic. Their menu is very large and a little overwhelming. Everything I've has there has been great, but in particular I think they excel at breakfast and lunch food. However, I'd be careful if you're looking to brunch here since the line can get at least an hour long, and there's no way to make a reservation. Luckily, there are ample places to sit on the porch while you peruse the expansive menu. Once you get inside, the service is always very solid. Despite what they say on the menu, you can definitely split checks--you just pay up front at the register. When I come here for breakfast food, I always go for the vanilla custard French toast, which never disappoints. It's very sweet, with blueberries and powdered sugar on top of the custard on top of the toast, and very filling as well. If you're in the mood for lunch food, then their burgers are also top notch, and they have those really tasty thin French fries in the fast food style. And of course, get a sweet tea. I know I'm not from the deep South but I still approve of the sweet tea here. If you're not already full, then go for a milkshake for dessert. They're large and the chefs get creative with the flavors; the last one I had was a chocolate chip cake milkshake. read more

Loved the eclectic decor here. Seems like every time we looked somewhere we saw something new to talk about. I liked their approach of all the staff works together vs assigned wait staff to certain tables. Someone came and took our drink order, another followed shortly behind for our food order. We got a table much quicker than I thought for a Saturday breakfast. Food was a bit pricey imo but the portions were big. Between my family of four we tried pigs in a blanket, biscuit and gravy, banana foster French toast, and bacon cheddar pancakes. We also tried chunky monkey, captain crunch, and orange fantasy milkshakes. read more

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The food is good. The grits are wonderful; the veg options are plentiful and breakfast there is very satisfying. Unfortunately there's a hugely long wait for these comforts; even if you're seated right away. The staff are attentive but overworked and so understandably uncheerful. What really grates on me and makes my experiences with Paper Moon overall negative is the fucking rules. Opening the menu to find a swathe of arbitrary restrictions is unsettling from the outset and does not a comfortable dining experience make. The ridiculous, unorthodox appearance of the place stands opposed to the silly little caveats outlined for every guest: there's a minimum dollar amount per person, a plate-splitting fee, auto grat on parties of 5+, and no balloons if it's your birthday. I don't care how good the tofu scramble is, it's soured by too bizarre an atmosphere and makes what would otherwise be a fun and delicious establishment kind of meh. read more

Came here a few times during college. This place sucks. The food can be tasty but it's nowhere near worth the cost. Way too expensive for what it is...a late night diner in a crappy area with a college student and hamden crowd. The last and final time I went there, I got no service at our table for 40 minutes, and the place wasn't even busy. I walked out but should have left long before. I don't really know how they stay in business. read more

Well, I stumbled into this place kind of by accident, after a night of drinking with some coworkers...we decided to take out our order(maybe that's a punishment?) I got the southern love burger...kind of an oxymoron. Either that or they got my order completely wrong. there was about 15 french fries in the box, It didn't have the pulled pork on it like the menu promised, and it was fucking 12 dollars. For 12 dollars I either expect a SLAMMIN burger with a shitload of fries, or at least a really cute waitress's phone number included in the box. This had neither. I've had better burgers for 6 dollars...it wasn't terrible...just left me wanting more. Annoying point: the cash register declined both my Visa gift card and my debit card, both of which had more than enough funds to cover the overly expensive underachieved meal...making me resort to cash. OK now for a few fun points...the decor is like the inside of a 12 year old kid with ADHD's mind while he's on an eightball of cocaine. Speaking of cocaine, I'm almost positive that the guy who took my order was high as BALLS. And I don't mean that he smoked a doobie. I mean this guy was literally tweaked outta his mind...his eyeballs were bigger than this bullshit burger they served me, which by the way took over 20 minutes to get to me. The ONLY upside of this place was there was a lot of really cute girls in there, and the social experience was pretty cool...but then again, I was also kind of drunk, and I'm a fun drunk. The food was worth another shot, but at those prices...I'm not sure I'm willing to give it another chance. Sorry papermoon. read more

The food (especially pancakes) is pretty good for diner food. Service is honestly never attentive or that friendly but that's also because of how busy they are. Decor is really different and most people go for that but I recommend sticking to basic diner items (grilled cheese, pancakes, eggs, etc) rather than getting anything crazy (crab based dishes) read more

The Paper Moon has likely the craziest decor in Baltimore. Plastic figurines form the wig of a lime green mannequin. That's just the beginning! Hundreds of Pez dispensers greet you at the entrance. The wait staff and chefs are a collective. You might be waited in by several people during the meal. It was super crowded today. It took a while to get a table of 5 so to cut the wait time they offered us two tables near each other, which we accepted. The food was generally good. I had the large Caesar salad (2 stars of 5), which was of fair quality (I've had better). The onion rings were good (3 stars). My mom liked her plentiful Cobb salad. My husband enjoyed his BBQ Chicken Wrap. I've had very good meals at the Paper Moon before, so I won't let the Caesar salad deter me from returning. If you're in a hurry, don't come at peak times as there was still a crowd waiting sometimes 30 minutes to get a table. That says something good about the place. During the week it's much easier to get a table. Try it and make your own judgment, and enjoy the crazy ambience. read more

I went with a friend for Sunday brunch, arriving around 9:30. We thought we were going to beat the AM rush but at Paper Moon it starts earlier than other local restaurants. We were told our wait would be 20 minutes but it was actually almost 30. It was a nice morning so we waited on the back patio. Once seated, our wait to get our food was 1 hr! I finally asked the waitress and they had misplaced our order. They ending up comping our food, which was a nice gesture. I had the blueberry and cream cheese-stuffed French toast, which was only ok. I was glad it was free because I really don't think it was worth $10. It didn't even come with any sides for that price. The decor of the restaurant was a little creepy in my opinion - there were old dolls all over. From the outside, it is cute and colorful so I guess I was expecting a homier feel. There are definitely better brunch options in Baltimore so I don't plan to return any time soon. read more

Good: The menu is always promising, parking is easy and the environment is appealing and laid back, generally what you want from a late night diner. Bad: I am doomed to go back to the paper moon once every three years which is how long it takes for me to forget my last experience there. POOR SERVICE: Very Inattentive staff, seemed like they were in space during a not very busy late friday night. Asked three times for ketchup and did not get it. WTF? We ordered breakfast food!! It is worth driving down to Sip & Bite on Boston st if you need late night diner food. Their menu is not as diverse but as least the food is reliable and the staff knows what they are doing. read more

A fun, funky whimsical place. Each menu is hand made, numbered and dated. Lots to look at so lots of families for the kids to play I-Spy. Only my first time but my cheeseburger was large, cooked properly and delish. The onion rings were golden, hot and fresh. I ate every single one and wanted more but that i would burst. The other gimick here is that every staff person waits on you. One may take your drink order and other your food and someone else will check on you. It works - at least the day i went. They split tips equally. This place works great for carnivores, vegetarians and vegans. One of dining companions loved the sunflower bread - said it was the best. She added a portabello to her grilled cheese. My expresso milk shake was fair but everything was great. Expect a wait during peak hours. read more

Wow, where to start. I have been to this amazing restaurant at least a dozen times and have reviewed this on Google before, but this time deserves Yelp. Got there today with my wife around 2:30 PM, and they were slammed, which is fine. I've been here whole busy and only have been there on an average of 45 minutes. We'll get to that later. We ordered everything at once because, working in the business for many years we knew to order it all. We ordered the crab Mac n cheese for app, my wife ordered the veggie powerhouse sandwich and I ordered a Patty melt. Let me go on record that the ONLY reason this review got 3 stars was because of the amazing, beautiful dish that was the crab Mac n cheese. Blew my mind. Best Mac n cheese I ever had in my life. Patty melt and powerhouse sandwich came and instantly, I smelled something off. I took a bite and knew that the meat from the burger was rancid. This is truly disgusting, but the worst part was that I gave it to the waitress and said its rancid, and I'm not eating it. We received the bill and I was shocked to see that we were charged for the patty melt. I told the now waiter that I sent that dish back and I will NOT be paying for it. He, of course, apologized once and removed the patty melt from the bill. Problem: we were there for an hour and a freaking half. I was served rancid meat. We had literally 4 different servers. My wife should have had a side of fries and we were only given one side. They did not remove the disgusting, rancid dish from the bill until I complained a SECOND time. Awesome: Mac n cheese. Unfortunately, I grew up in Remington and know the history of this restaurant, but something has changed in the last year. We've been there several times and this is, hands down, the worst experience. PaperMoon, you are damned lucky you got 3 stars!!! Make it right!!! read more

I will never go to Papermoon Diner again... I hate the lady they have working the door. I usually just ignore her rudeness and lack of people skills but today I couldn't deal... First the lady didn't come to address the door until a white couple walked in. Second, when she finally came over you know she went to the white couple first and they had to tell her I arrived first Then she was tryna make me sit at a bar stool. I told her that I am 7 months pregnant and that i wouldn't be comfortable sitting there eating and she responded by saying that they don't have single table seating on the weekends so after going back and forth with her about that dumb ass policy I just walked out. I am so furious right now. read more

This place used to be great. it has a great reputation based off of what it used to be. The unique artwork is cool and the vibe is fun. HOWEVER the owner or manager has killed anything nice about this place. The prices have been jacked up as far as they can possibly go, the floor is crammed with so many seats that you can hear the conversation of the person at the table next to you than the person across... they might be closer in some places. This was once a 24 hour diner and despite the website mentioning 24 hours in the URL they have cut hours down to 8am to 9pm and they are closed on Tuesdays. These are not diner hours, they are hardly decent restaurant hours. The servers are saints for putting up with the insane manager barking out orders at them but I'm hesitant to tip well because I know they pull tips and I've seen far too many establishments take a cut of tip pulls. It's sad but I think the best thing for this place would be for it die. mow it down and put in a classic 24 hour diner. Cheap coffee, simple breakfast items, burgers, and shakes. read more

After one too many drinks during the Baltimore Music Conference a friend and I needed to eat before making the long trek back to DC. Fortunately for me he new of Papermoon. Well the night was saved since this 24 hour veggie friendly diner was just what we needed. The eclectic diner menu was so overwhelming as it was a book. I really don't like long menus but hey it's a diner. So I just opted for my usually monte cristo sandwhich. Well I was quite surprised. Somehow they mangaged to make the french toast taste like yellow cake. I still can't figure out if that was good or bad. It was tasty but I was expected a french toast flavor and not yellow cake. The service was pretty decent. The place is so large that upon exit, we realized that the group of friends we were with earlier in the night were on the other side of the dining room. read more

"This place reminds me of that demented kid's room from Toy story," whispered one of my dining companions as we sat down. Located near the Baltimore Museum of Art, Papermoon Café walks a fine line between creepy and eccentric, and I personally think it's creepy. The décor is a collection of someone's old basement toys but arranged in an unusual way. For instance, right above our table are plastic dolls pasted on the walls, but some dolls have 4 heads, missing limbs, etc. There is a life-size mannequin in the bathroom, which may be a show to those caught unawares. There's something disconcerting about eating with a dismembered stuffed animal head looking down at you. Our party may have been in the minority that got creeped out by the décor since there were several families dining in relative serenity. If you can overlook the environment, PMC has some things going for it. My friend's crabcake dish had some acceptable crabcakes, most of it wispy crab and not much filler. PMC has an extensive menu, all items with the typical American bent. I opted for the omelets, which all come with interesting fillings, such as avocado and bacon. The choice of bread included challah and sunflower, which was definitely a refreshing difference. Sadly, the omelet was so packed with avocado that for he first time, I realized there really is such a thing as too much avocado (which I normally love). The average food and atmosphere coupled with slightly steep prices makes it difficult for me to want to return. read more

Saw this on the travel channel. Had to come here while I was out here in Baltimore. I order the jerk chicken wrap. All I gotta say is LOVE LOVE LOVE!!!!! I'm a big kid at heart. So to see all the new and old school toys was very exciting. Excellent staff. Very good diner food! read more

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Expect to wait for a table on the weekends, as this little diner gets packed! Luckily, the eccentric decor will keep you entertained while you wait, and even then, it's highly unlikely you'll have a chance to peruse it all before your table opens up. Among the kooky and gawk-inducing displays you'll find an impressive Pez dispenser collection and a creeptastic array of jarred doll heads that are sure to get your appetite going. The menu features a wide range of options, so it's not hard to find something to order regardless of what you're in the mood for. This also makes it a good choice for groups with picky eaters. Overall, the ambience is hella artsy and the food is pretty good, albeit a tad pricey. read more

This place has such a good atmosphere and the service is very quick. We came in at around 10 am on a Saturday, and we're sat immediately. About seven minutes after we ordered our food was out at our table. I had sausage gravy and biscuits and it was absolutely delicious, highly recommend ordering it read more

Papermoon Diner - Sausage and gravy biscuit with egg - Diners Near Me - Baltimore, Maryland

The "Moon" has always had decent breakfast for a reasonable price. My main complaint has always been the unpredictable closings! At any random time when the place is supposed to be open, lights out! I don't get Bmore's small town "charm" sometimes... read more

There are so many pros and cons here. First, this diner is a bright spot in an otherwise blighted area, just blocks away from hundreds of abandoned row houses. The decorations here are famous, but becoming dusty and broken. There is wait for breakfast, even if you call and they say no wait, expect 25 minutes (the regulars in the vestibule time it). The food is good but not outstanding. Large portions, and a great caramel milkshake. The prices are higher than you'd expect on this area ($14 for an omelet, but it had lots of smoked salmon- maybe too much actually). Go here just to say you did, it's pretty neat. read more

Why does one go to papermoon? Well, it usually isn't for the service (where you are amazed if its quick or friendly, and don't you dare think of asking for a split check), nor is it for cheap meals (the prices keep going up), but there is just something about it that draws everyone in at 3am in the morning. For me, its the bread pudding, for others its the eggs benedict (a friend swares by it). I've never been drawn to Papermoon during the day, but late at night? Its the best. read more

Gah! I would eat here all of the time if this place would just wake up and add a few vegan options. Their menu used to cater to vegetarians really well, but now the options aren't clearly marked and it's hard to veganize them. If they just had vegan cheese, it would be a totally viable option! read more

Stopped in with an out of town friend during a slow time on a weekday. Was lectured by the waiter he'd take our order, but others might not because of the minimum. Our order was already over the minimum before the lecture. Then he disappeared so we couldn't even pay and leave. In a busy time I might have been more sympathetic about but it was like 10:30 on a weekday and we were one of the only people in the place - and we didn't linger. read more

First off there are some positives about Papermoon Diner, namely the number of vegetarian options and the close-to-work location. However the restrictions, service, and prices make it increasingly unlikely that I'll go back. I went with a group of 5 on a Thursday for a late lunch and after being told it would be a 5 minutes wait we finally got a table after closer to 15 minutes - a table that had been open since we walked in. While there was a very large party in that same area, they had finished eating so there shouldn't have been an overlap issue. Once seated we quickly got our drink orders in and then spent a good 15 minutes waiting for the server to return. A few members of our group started eying the leftover scraps on the neighboring table, that's how long it took for food to show up! As I mentioned earlier the vegetarian options are plentiful, but the prices are not on par with the fare. I'm happy to pay $10+ for an in-house veggie burger but paying that for a Gardenburger which is about $4 for 4 at any grocery is insane. While it was nice to see that the smarypants burger was one of the few that came with fries, the quality and quantity of food did not match the price. The item I really wanted would have been closer to $20, that item being a grilled cheese sandwich with a portabello mushroom and sweet potato fries, an item I can make at home for closer to $5. Four of us ordered the Smartypants while the fifth member of our group went for a breakfast item - a breakfast item that came out way, way, way, wrong. It was at least quickly corrected, the only thing about the entire experience that was quick! While I can see the appeal of this place it's just not for me. A diner shouldn't have minimum prices, they should always allow carry-out, and service should be nice and quick. A lunch time visit to a diner should not take well over an hour, especially with 4 people are eating a reheated frozen veggie burger. We were in such a hurry to get out that the three of us planning on getting milkshakes passed - gotta love a no carryout policy... read more

magazines, books, and people keep recommending this place so since we were in the neighborhood we tried it for lunch. the decor is over the top, fun and creepy (in a good way). the waitstaff all had scowls, were unfriendly and not attentive or as it turned out listening, since they put in a completely wrong order for my husband. when our food came and his was wrong, it took a very long time for them to fix it and no apology was given but they did discount our check. the menu is boring, not thought out or creative and VERY overpriced for what it is ($17 a la cart turkey melt). like most of Baltimore, terrible, overpriced (not included with your sandwich) french fries. I don't know why this city can't do good fries. Someone thinks Havarti goes on everything. it doesn't. Overall huge disappointment. We wont go back. read more

The last time I was here I did not like it at all. The communication between hostess, waiters and chef really is mind boggling. I've waited over 30 minutes for two entrees. I specifically asked for no pork on my caprese sandwich and after 30 minutes.... Here came the waiter with a pork filled sandwich and after I returned it I had to wait another 10 minutes while my spouse had nearly finished her food. Once I mentioned my experience to the hostess she took no responsibility and blamed it on the kitchen staff. I said it was the waiters fault but she never acknowledged and at least apologized on behalf of the restaurant. Not coming back here. & the naked dolls stuck together everywhere is creepy! read more

Had a 20 minute wait for a seat, but once seated, our service was pretty good. Would have liked to have seen more regular refills of water though. We split the crab mac' n cheese which was stellar. I then got the uptown omelet. The bacon, mushrooms and spinach in it were great, but the goat cheese was too much. It really didn't enhance anything. I'd actually get it in the future and either ask for a different or no cheese at all. Also, the hash browns were pretty standard. All in all - a good meal at a fair price. read more

I came to Papermoon about a year ago with a friend and didn't review. I visited again this weekend and my experience was too much.. had to post. First of all, the decor of this place is WACKY but FUN! A+ for creativity, random dolls/clcoks/arts/figurines/pez.. the list goes on. It's worth checking out for the decor alone. It's exactly the kind of weirdness you would expect in Hampden. Well done. We came in on Sunday at noon.. 7 of us. No reservations taken so we were at the whim of the sunday brunch Croud. We got 45 minutes. Well it was 80 minutes. But okay, sunday brunch, we get it, the food would be worth it. We were seated around 1:35, comfortably. We immediately put in an order of mushroom gravy fries (DO THIS THEY ARE AMAZING.. albeit tiny portion), coffee, and milkshakes. Here is what happened: Water immediately, good. 30 minutes later. No sign of the waitress. 40 minutes later. Waitress finally reappears. We put in food orders. 45 minutes: Milkshakes finally arrive. No coffee. For the rest of the meal. And yes, we were charged for the coffee. 65 minutes: food FINALLY arrives. WIthout any requested and/or paid for condiments. She brings them back with an attitude. 100 minutes: We have finally received bill and pay it.... after we had to correct it for the condiments that still didn't arrive after requesting. Service was awful. We arrived at noon and didn't leave until after three. So our entire day was basically spent around trying to eat. And the food part: OK. The prices are Papermoon are not that of a diner. I expect better than that if a sandwich and fries costs $15-17. THe food was no better than diner. I ordered the Fancy pants burger medium rare.. it was well done... thin patty.. killed. The roll was not toasted, so it was far too bready and overtook the burger. The goat cheese was okay, but plain. The sweet potato fries were awful. soggy. gross. I wish I had gotten more of the plain fries (and that mushroom gravy which was the highlight of the brunch). Don't go burger here. Also don't get an omelet.. as I ordered one last year and it was a pathetic overcooked omelet with minimal filling. Home fries are nothing to write home about either. HOWEVER - the milkshakes. Those are worth it. My friend got one, didn't even want to eat her unappetizing COLD breakfast sandwich, and was happy as a clam. She got the bacon milkshake. I thought it would be gross, but then I had a sip. It's like breakfast in a shake.. all the best parts - the coffee and the bacon. Order this. Cut your losses. As we were waiting for our table, I had perused yelp to see reviews and couldn't belive the low rating. Well, now I get it. I won't return here. CHeck out Golden West in Hampden for a better brunch and better service. read more

Weirdest place ever. I loved it. The ambiance was awesome, really colorful and chaotic. Mannequins with baby heads, a room full of Pez dispensers, and cooks that bite. The food was pretty good, I'd highly recommend the Chicken Alfredo. Comes with a salad and "Garlic Bread" which is just a seasoned and cooked Hamburger bun. Admittedly, it was pretty good. Their fries are also perfect if you're into crispy, thick fries. The only letdown was the Mac n Cheese appetizer. I'm not sure what went wrong... But it was tinted red/orange and tasted ...strange. Not in a good way. Maybe some people are into that, but just don't go in expecting normal tasting macaroni. Overall, pretty fun! Service was nice and accommodating. Coming here is worth it just for the art. read more

Popped in for a quick Sunday supper. Both of us were very hungry, so we got a little carried away while ordering. But it was a treat, so I can't feel too bad. We shared appetizers: artichoke heart and Asiago mini spring rolls and mozz. sticks. Both came with what looked like a homemade chunky marinara sauce for dipping. My wife liked it so much she started eating it with her fork. The mini spring rolls were crispy and flaky outside, creamy and gooey inside. My only complaint is that although they lived up to their name (they'd make a great amuse-bouche) we only got three on the plate, and for the price charged I'd like one or two more please. The mozz sticks were plentiful, on the other hand, and could make a meal themselves. Loved them to bits. Wifey got a basil, mozz and tomato omelette with a side of biscuits and homefries. The homefries were cooked well, the omelette was fluffy and perfectly balanced. I thought the herb-blasted biscuits were a bit too seasoned, but Wifey thought they were amazing. I ordered a Monte Christo breakfast sandwich (fried egg, havarti, and duck bacon nestled between 2 gorgeous pieces of French Toast) and a side of grits. Papermoon adds color and bright flavor to their rich, cheesy grits by adding red bell pepper and sweet corn. They give you a big heaping bowl if you order it a la carte, so be warned! The Monte Christo was...what's the proper adjective? Oh yes! Sinful. The smoky salty duck bacon, the ooey-gooey havarti, the savory fried eggs, and the thick, almost custard-like French toast, dusted with powdered sugar and a drizzle of maple syrup...*wipes drool away* We should have stopped. We didn't stop. There were desserts. I got the bacon milkshake, which is great on paper, good on tastebud impact, meh on afterthought. The sweet-salty combo of crisp bacon blended into silky chocolate ice cream tasted great, but once you swallowed you were left with a mouthful of gritty bacon pieces. Wifey's Oreo-cookie pie was too sweet for me, but to her it was like ambrosia from the gods. I mean her eyes seriously rolled up into the back of her head. We'll be back, sooner rather than later. There are so many cool things on the menu I want to try. read more

How did I live in this area for 8 years and did not know about this place. I think I must live in a cave. I would like to try to describe visually what I saw here but I can't. The exterior, the walls, the ceiling, the pez dispensers. There is an abundance for your eyes and brain to absorb. As for the the food, I had the green eggs and hen while my friend had a veggie egg sandwich with bacon. Both were superb. All the staff was friendly. I'm on a countdown till I come here again. read more

A long ride from p.g. county to this place! The decor was awesome, the drinks were blah and the food didn't impress me. Basically everything is a la cart so if you wanted a breakfast platter, it'll be about $20. Plus the drink. Plus the automatic 18% gratuity for parties of 5 or more. The portion sizes weren't all that great (except the nachos). I wouldn't go out of my way to go back to this place. read more

What a horrendous experience yesterday. This was my fifth or sixth visit to Paper Moon, so I knew what to expect: great food, huge portions, a long wait, and uneven service. But today was exceptionally bad. I arrived at 11 on a Friday and was told there would be a 25-30 minute wait. Totally expected. Lots of people arrived after me with the same number of people in their parties, and most were seated before me. Seats at the counter were empty for nearly 30 minutes, while I waited and waited. I finally got a seat at the counter around 12 after an hour of waiting. But things didn't improve. By 12:20, still no waiter, no drinks, and no order placed. The waitress we finally got at 12:30 was a clueless hipster, and I watched her spend the last 90 minutes wasting lots of time putzing around and doing nothing in particular. Consequently, when I discovered that she was our server, I was disappointed. I ordered tofu scramble. Sitting at the counter, I watched the cooks make it. They really worked their asses off and I know they make spectacular food. But I watched them plate my meal at 12:45, yet the plate didn't come to me until 12:55. I just watched sit there and get cold while the useless wait staff failed to get their acts together. The food came. It was good, but I'm sure it would have been great if it were hot and not sitting for 10 minutes. In this case, I was actually insulted on behalf of those hardworking cooks that their great food was destroyed by neglectful, disorganized, air-headed servers. And finally, it was impossible to locate our server for a condiment, a refill, or even the bill. Inexcusable! Other observations: Although there was a wait list 20 parties deep, I saw at least 4 tables go un-bussed for more than 20 minutes. I saw it, and so did the other patrons. We also all saw that the entire counter was vacant for a half an hour while the line outside got deeper and deeper. Clean your tables quickly to seat more customers. That should be a no brainer. Bottom line: as I say in a lot of my reviews, the best food in the world can't compensate for abyssmal customer service. 2 stars (1 if it weren't for the food), and I won't be back. read more