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    Nobelhart & Schmutzig

    4.1 (45 reviews)
    Ultra High-EndGerman
    Closed • 6:30 pm - 2:00 am (Next day)

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    Kolby G.

    Nobelhart & Schmutzig is currently the No. 45 best restaurant on The World's 50 Best List, and a Michelin Guide Michelin Star restaurant. The only photos I took during the entire meal, which was a first for me. They have an old school photo ban. You're not allowed to take photos during service. Honestly, it was super relaxing and the food was incredible. An absolute amazing experience.

    170+ EUR per person for disgusting experience

    Touristic trap, shame of our lovely Berlin, parody on Michelin-style restaurant, the lowest price-to-value experience in my whole life. You should be banned from practice cooking. 1. We've informed about gluten-free preference of my wife. You mentioned that you noticed, but didn't bother even to propose gluten-free bread. 2. This guy, who drinks wine from my bottle... Who is he? Sous-chef? Sommelier? Does he have drinking problems? Have you ever been to any haute cuisine restaurants? Have you ever seen there that a waiter drinks not only after opening the bottle, but also in the middle of the dinner? Does he suspect that the wine became worse in last 20 minutes? And even after cork opening, he must smell, not drink!! 3. But let me go to the most important thing - food. The art of cuisine includes plating, combining sour/sweet/bitter/spicy tastes to build a unique experience. It is also a wonderful play with texture, a combination of soft and crunchy ingredients. Shouldn't I say that both plain out-of-season carrot and under-cooked pumpkin with egg yolk have nothing to do with that? Our whole experience was disgusting. The only question I have - are you ashamed or is it intentional scam? I feel that this review must go to police and not here. It is not only a parody on a restaurant, it is a fraud.

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    Jessica W.

    You must eat here. The end. Jk not the end! We sat at the long u-shaped counter and had an incredible experience and by the end of the night my friend and I were best friends with the three groups next to us (a couple and two solo ladies). FUN. The guy in charge has such a fun, sassy attitude. The staff are all friendly and professional. And the food. Yeah, incredible. Something I especially liked was the no photo rule. Also that to start they ask you if you prefer something bitter or sweet to start. Bitter! They gave me the best vermouth I've ever had. There's a beverage pairing but it's the most flexible I've ever seen. It get organic and customized. Not stuffy or set in any way. We did ALL the recommended beverages and it was a fun adventure. People around us were more selective and drank way less. The staff were good at accommodating all the different preferences and personalities. AND the entrance is a unlabeled door with humorous stickers in it. I love that one of the top 50 restaurants in the world has a sticker that says anal on its front door. Perhaps that summarizes the experience in of itself.

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    Some of the best wine pairings I've ever had. Billy Wagner is a delight. Service was magnificent and the schnapps.....just ask. Danke.

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    “One of the best dining experiences I've ever had, and I've been very fortunate to have some amazing dinners.”

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    Stadtklause

    Stadtklause

    4.3(206 reviews)
    0.7 km•Kreuzberg
    •€

    Fantastic local place to get some low-frills eats and beer! Very friendly staff who accommodated us…read morewithout a hitch. We came here after having been turned away by an Indonesian restaurant that was "full for the night". We are so glad that fate brought us here instead of that Indonesian restaurant!! What were we even thinking anyway --forget the Indonesian food, get the local specialities!! Ordered the schnitzel as well as the meatballs and both were executed perfectly. Schnitzel was hot and crispy on the outside and tender on the inside -- not overly salty either. Meatballs were juicy and packed with flavor from the minced onions that they had mixed in. The beer (we ordered a Pilsner) was the best that we had tried in all of the Berlin and Dresden restaurants that we visited. I believe it is from some small private brewery affiliated with the restaurant somehow. Whatever they are doing, they are doing it right, so definitely order the house beer. Super cozy seating (you'll probably be sharing a table with other guests) and packed all night long but amazing vibes and casual comfort food. Would come back if I ever visit Berlin again!

    Fantastic local place to get some low-frills eats and beer! Very friendly staff who accommodated us…read morewithout a hitch. We came here after having been turned away by an Indonesian restaurant that was "full for the night". We are so glad that fate brought us here instead of that Indonesian restaurant!! What were we even thinking anyway -- forget the Indonesian food, get the local specialities!! Ordered the schnitzel as well as the meatballs and both were executed perfectly. Schnitzel was hot and crispy on the outside and tender on the inside -- not overly salty either. Meatballs were juicy and packed with flavor from the minced onions that they had mixed in. The beer (we ordered a Pilsner) was the best that we had tried in all of the Berlin and Dresden restaurants that we visited. I believe it is from some small private brewery affiliated with the restaurant somehow. Whatever they are doing, they are doing it right, so definitely order the house beer. Super cozy seating (you'll probably be sharing a table with other guests) and packed all night long but amazing vibes and casual comfort food. Would come back if I ever visit Berlin again!

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    Stadtklause - Gastraumnische mit Bestuhlung aus der Bernburger Straße

    Gastraumnische mit Bestuhlung aus der Bernburger Straße

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    Stadtklause - Unfortunately not open according to Yelp's hours. Check the restaurant's website before you go.

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    Unfortunately not open according to Yelp's hours. Check the restaurant's website before you go.

    ERDINGER am Gendarmenmarkt - Goulash, spaetzle, and applesauce

    ERDINGER am Gendarmenmarkt

    4.0(22 reviews)
    1.0 km•Mitte

    Fantastic German wheat beer and amazing food. If you are looking for good southern German /…read moreSchwaben food including Spatzle this is the place in Berlin. Considering it is a brewery first and restaurant second you can count on good beer regardless the type you are looking

    I came to Berlin on a cruise tour, and our guide gave us three hours to explore Berlin on our own…read more I was really hungry, so I stopped by here to grab something to eat and to hopefully experience real, authentic German cuisine. The first thing I wanted to ensure was that this restaurant accepted Apple Pay. I asked one of the waiters inside if they took Apple Pay, and he looked annoyed. When it was confirmed they took Apple Pay, I said, "Okay, I'd like to dine here then." I was a solo diner, and he said, "Okay, well, sit wherever you want." Once I sat down, I began to peruse the menu. Another waiter came over to take my order and began speaking German to me. I told him that I unfortunately don't speak German, and he got annoyed and kept speaking German. I ended up pointing to the items I wanted to order, but already wasn't feeling great about my experience. I ordered the Pork Vienna Schnitzel, and it was the most disappointing meal I have ever had. To be frank, I've had better Vienna Schnitzel in the United States at German-themed restaurants. The breading on the Vienna schnitzel was very puffy and fell off. There was no flavor to the food at all, and it was very bland. I simply ate the food out of sheer hunger, since I hadn't eaten since 7 AM that morning, and it was almost 2 PM by then. I finally paid and left, but I did not feel welcomed in the facility, and the food was a bust. Hopefully, other American tourists have better experiences here than I did.

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    ERDINGER am Gendarmenmarkt - 2nd staircase and dining area

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    2nd staircase and dining area

    Nobelhart & Schmutzig - german - Updated September 2026

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