Fantastic experience. Hilarious woman takes your order and the food is amazing. Helped us order the right amount.

Tasty food, 'hole in the wall' location, and a hilarious owner -- priceless! Hard to describe everything coming out of her mouth, but it's all funny and entertaining! One of the coolest things: she made us taste the food before we paid! It WAS good food. It wasn't cheap, but it included a terrific show that we're going to laugh about for a while From the moment we walked in the door, her personality reached out to help us choose what we wanted -- and she probably got it right! read more

I am not sure why this place has bad reviews the food is really good. The worker is funny and even when she's messing around she's still nice. If you don't want to play then just tell her. The price was a bit high but it was a LOT of food. I do wish there was more meat it was a lot of rice and noodles even though they were amazing I would take more meat. Idk why people are saying dirty either every time she didn't have a customer she was cleaning tables and windows. Even the outside bathroom was pretty well kept. I will for sure come back and try more things. read more

Mark's Kitchen - American Near Me - Fresno, California

3.5/5 -- was otw and had the chance to try !! lov the lady she is so nice and enthusiastic as the face / brand of this establishment. food is delicious, but nothing out of the ordinary. read more

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What an experience!!! And a very great first time. I came in being cursed at for waiting in the parking lot for so long but when it was time to order she wasted no time getting straight to business and ensuring I got what the F*** I wanted. The meal she said I'd like was the " Bomb Ass Shit" and let me tell ya it was packed with some great flavor!!' The fried rice was so good I never been much of a chow mein person, but this fried rice was really savory. I also enjoyed the spicy beef it has some great season and the beef was cooked so well you could till this place took pride in the meats it's served and the fresh produce as well, I killed all my broccoli hahah. I had enough on my plate for two people but I ate as much as I could and brought the rest back home. Pro tip: cook and over medium egg the next morning, warm the rice on a frying pan or Nuke it, place the over medium egg on top of this amazing fried rice and you got yourself a bomb breakfast. The ambiance is spacey, relaxing and clean, before I walked in they were mopping the floors and cleaning all tables so I know how clean it is and how thorough they were to make sure it was prepared for the rush on a Friday evening. Overall I really enjoyed me Experience, people complain about the price but for me that was more than enough food for two people and the quality of meat, produce, chicken and authenticity of style of cooking, and that personality when you first come in is something you can't pay for, and an experience worth trying. I'll be back again and thank you for the amazing food. read more

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Bomb Ass Shit excellent food give it a try to blow your top It lives up to the hype great vibes and experience my new go to when I'm in Fresno read more

After seeing a few posts I decided to drive over and give it a shot. Parking was a snap and plenty of room to navigate around, being noontime I expected more congestion but not today. I love walking into a restaurant with the aroma wafting through the air and with the colorful menu it's easy to get caught up looking at all the options. Being a shrimp fan I chose the spicy dish and mentioned to her that hot doesn't bother me, she said I'll be happy with the dish. I absolutely love the service and humor goes a long way when enjoying a "Big A** plate" , she wondered why I haven't been there before this, but Fresno is a very big city and I'm sure there are other places I haven't been to either. I used chop sticks for sampling which created a smile on her face and an expression of appreciation was noticed. Check the pictures and see what you think. read more

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This was such a great experience. The food was a bit pricey but for a fun experience, it was totally worth it. I wish there was more seating because that place was packed! So many people and everyone was nice and in a good mood. Loved it! read more

I first discovered Mark's Kitchen from a video that popped up on my fyp on TikTok a few years ago, and I was like "I got to try this place one day because it does look bomb!" Hahaha I got to visit them last year at end of February. They have plenty of parking in their lot. The place looks nothing special, but it's that animated lady and the food that makes it fantastic! :) When we got there, the place was pretty full. Most people ordered their normal items. You don't see "Bomb Ass Shit" on their menu because it's a secret item, but the lady wears a shirt promoting the "Bomb Ass Shit"! LOL.. We got the Bomb Ass Shit of course along with two drinks. We found a table in the back and waited for our food. Not too long later, our number was called. As we're approaching the counter, she's happily recording with her phone while I was trying to record too, but unfortunately, I forgot to push on the "start" button so I didn't get any footage. Thank goodness that she was filming so I just save her video from her page later that day! :) She's so interactive, funny, and happy! She definitely made the experience fun! She asked if I was Korean, and I was like "No, I'm Chinese." She told me that she's Cambodian. The food was big portioned and very tasty! We'd loved it! We also couldn't finish it all between the two of us even though it was just one order of Bomb Ass Shit. They have a restroom on the side of the place which you have to get a code to enter. It was clean. I would definitely return again the next time I'm passing through the area! :) read more

Food 5/5 Fresh, flavorful, affordable and loaded Service 5/5 All fun Ambiance 5/5 Chill Parking 5/5 Enough for about 15 cars wrapping from side to back to the other side. Restaurant 3.7/5 not decorated as others, simple and good amount of seating but who cares for it when the food is what matters Mark's kitchen is a family owned and operated serving a bunch of deliciousness from regular Chinese food to a few American items for the picky eaters. Killing two birds with one stone, excellent idea. Arriving to steady customers coming and going in the early mornings from Vegas, Bakersfield, locals and of course the capital visitor (that's me) . Helen is full of spirit from arriving in, taking orders, and having the customers tried the food before paying. (Love her rules). Her upbeat spirit, the crazy menu names (lol) and the way she curses and treat you like a regular just have you feeling right at home. She is like an "EVERYONE Auntie." What you see on social media is not a front and the food is amazing as well. I'm so glad that I stopped by and give this amazing business a try and Mark's is a must MARK as a designated stop. FYI: Bring cash if you will make a big deal on paying the extra $1.50 for fee. She asked if I was getting a soda. I told her I have water. She allowed me to bring my own drink in telling to go get it. Lol read more

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Food was very good, large portions and loved the woman taking the orders. Such a fun experience. read more

Mark's Kitchen - American Near Me - Fresno, California

Checked out the hype! She was hella funny! The food was good! It is pricey but worth the visit!

Love the vibes here. She's funny everyone in the restaurant was laughing and having fun. read more

Mark's Kitchen - American Near Me - Fresno, California

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So bomb! We obviously got the fckn bomb and it lived up to its name huge portions and made fresh! Service is amazing. The spot is your typical Chinese spot for fast dinning. The food does all the talking for sure no need for fancy seating. read more

Went because of the viral videos and was not disappointed. The lady who takes your order is really funny and energetic. If foul language bothers you; just move on this is not the place for you. The food was very good. I loved everything. Next time I think it would be worth our money to get two ; two meat special plates rather than one with three meat for the price. Great flavor, good portions, TONS of options. I'm sure you'll find something you like. I will definitely go back. I believe are said they have been open for 26 years. There is inside seating, plenty of parking, area is a bit sketch but we enjoyed our meal in the dining room without any issues. read more

Mark's Kitchen - Menu - American Near Me - Fresno, California

The food is good and the owner is a real character. She likes to tease and joke around with the customers, but it's all in good fun! I had the chow mien noodles with beef. The noodles were cooked just right and had lost of vegetables mixed in with them. The beef was tasty and a little bit crispy at the edges. There was a lot of food, so I had leftovers. Yes, they were still good the next day! It's very casual inside, so don't expect white linen tablecloths or crystal glassware. Just good food and fun. read more

Mark's Kitchen - Bomb A** Sh*t! - American Near Me - Fresno, California

After the TikTok hype I wanted to try it out & really thought it would be good but honestly like it's just smoke & mirrors don't waste your time & the lady was like rude to my friend whos mixed so uncomfy. For the price it's just overly spicy greasy ew. not cool. read more

Great experience! The portions are huge, the food is very tasty, and there are so many good flavors in every dish. The lady working there was so funny, sweet, and genuinely caring, which made the visit even better. There was no wait and the food came out quickly. Definitely a spot we'd come back to. read more

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The Queen Bomb Ass Shit Lady Helen is hilarious. This made our date night that much more special! We live in Clovis and she said why has our Ass never been we said because we're stupid! My basic white boy finished his plate and I ate until I popped! read more

Food: 5 Mics Service: 5 Mics Ambiance: 4 Mics Food: Get ready to eat at this viral restaurant. You want food? You will get fed. The places are generous and loaded. The food is pretty tasty and don't get lost in the menu that boasts over 50 items. Service: Prepare yourself... Ambiance: It's your typical go-to, hole in the wall corner Chinese Restaurant. Stop in, eat and get ready for some laughs. This lady has no filter... read more

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We kept seeing Mark's kitchen on social media so we decided to finally try it out. It's a small establishment with great staff! We were greeted by the lady from all the videos, she's just as funny in person too! I love that she recommends different meals for you, my husband got a plate with shrimp, beef and chicken and he absolutely loved it! I got the orange chicken plate with chow mein and fried rice, I also got a side of veggie egg rolls. The portions are HUGE, we shared with our family of 6 and still had leftovers. Their orange chicken was delicious, the fried rice was pretty good (it did need soy sauce though and it was really good mixed with the orange chicken sauce), I wasn't a big fan of the chow mein, my kids seemed to like it though, but I loved the egg rolls, crispy and fresh, they tasted even better with the sweet and sour sauce. The prices are high, but for the amount of food, it makes sense. We'll definitely visit again! read more

This was my first time here and I didn't know what to order. Helen was very nice and asked if I wanted some chicken or a lot of chicken. A lot of chicken would've been $30. Some chicken is $25. She asked if I liked spicy I said absolutely so she said she was gonna put jalapeños on it. It was good food and I was able to make two meals out of it. Bring cash so you won't have to pay extra charges on a credit card. read more

Mark's Kitchen - Inside - American Near Me - Fresno, California

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https://www.instagram.com/reel/DSGv9GOArv2/?igsh=Mzc3ZTVlOWMwZA== I'll let this Instagram video speak for itself. lol My husband follows Helen so on our way to LA from the bay he said we have to go see her ( Helen) and try the food and get cussed out. Haha! It was out of our way but so worth it ! Helen is a kick, be ready for whatever comes out of her mouth! But it always done with love and humor. The food itself is amazing and you get a big portion! If you ate ever passing through or even if it's way out of your way, you have to go check it out. read more

Helen is who brings people in, but her & the food is what brings people back. We've been here multiple times since moving here temporarily. Helen is always nice & fun to hang with while waiting on your order. The food always tastes fresh & they have huge portions. They are on the pricier side but you do get big portions. *HEADS UP TO PARENTS WITH YOUNG KIDS The only reason why I deducted 1 star is because Helen will not (& I don't expect her too) filter her cursing at all when there are little kids around. Our 1st time coming here we had family in town that wanted to go, so I sent them in first to order while I stayed in the car with my 3 kids. I figured if they went in 1st they could have their "experience" & make a video of Helen talking smack & cursing at them (like all the viral social media clips.) I was hoping that after they got their video & they called me to come in so I could order with my kids that she would tone it down a bit, NOPE. She was dropping F bombs like crazy in front of my 3 kids under 10 years old. My visiting family said they she started cussing even more once I came in with my little kids. I'm not raising soft kids, but I thought it was pretty disrespectful on her part since she no longer needed to put on a show for anyone since we were the only customers in there. We've been there numerous times since but our kids never want to go in so we always get our food to go. Just a heads up for parents. read more

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I had to come try Aunty's food when I was leaving LA even though it was out of my way going home it was worth the detour. The food was beyond amazing super flavorful huge portions. Surprisingly, it wasn't super busy If this place was located in the area that I live in, I would definitely get it on a regular And the bomb azz sht it's not super spicy so go ahead and get it read more

Mark's Kitchen - My auntie and I Bomb azz sht plate - American Near Me - Fresno, California

Food was delicious and portions were huge -- you definitely get your money's worth. It's a bit on the pricey side, but the flavor and quality make up for it. Everything tasted fresh and cooked to order. Casual spot with friendly service -- great for takeout or a quick, hearty meal. read more

Mark's Kitchen - Bomb ass shit - American Near Me - Fresno, California

Food was great. We went on a Saturday before closing and the line wasn't too long. Service was super fast and food came out in about 15/20 mins. Mama is super funny as soon as you walk in you know you in the right spot. We ordered the chow mein with beef from broccoli and shrimp besides shrimp, fried rice, pork, eggrolls, and orange chicken. Total came up to about $80. Everything was good. I really liked the noodles and the orange chicken. The the rice was good nothing to spectacular. Overall great service will go again if I'm in the Fresno area. read more

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Helen is super funny omg if y'all didn't know I am your number one trash talker Helen tried to trash talk to me told her she's met her match. The food was yummy I will definitely stop by next time I am in town. Had a great time while attending my 50th class reunion.. read more

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Lady is loud and rude. For the price you pay you should get a loaded plate mine was overpriced and served small portions.

I was influenced to come here through all of the viral tik toks at this restaurant! It was completely packed on a Saturday around noon, so it looks like everyone else also has been influenced. Glad that this family-owned restaurant is gaining traction :) The lovely woman who took our order is exactly like she appears on tik tok. She is hilarious but also incredibly kind. I would come back just for her! The food unfortunately is honestly just okay. It was lacking lots of flavor and felt overtly greasy. I wanted to love it, but it's just alright. My plate cost about $20 after tax. Nonetheless, happy to support this local business. read more

Mark's Kitchen - #17 - American Near Me - Fresno, California

Honestly we feel like we were overcharged. We both asked for spicy. My shrimp was flavorless and the jalapeños they added had no kick. I had that with vegetables rice and noodles. My husband had vegetables noodles with orange chicken and spicy Mongolian beef and broccoli. No kick and little flavor. Online menu needs to be updated as well. I questioned the price and was handed the receipt and she turned and walked away. She is a very funny lady but really not worth the hype. But we tried read more

Mark's Kitchen - Spicy shrimp, vegetable chow mein and fried rice. Orange chicken, spicy Mongolian beef and broccoli, vegetable chow mein - American Near Me - Fresno, California

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Everything was great! Flavorful and big portions. Will definitely be back, customer service was freakin awesome! read more

Mark's Kitchen - Spicy Beef and Broccoli - American Near Me - Fresno, California

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Food had so much flavor and lots of meat and chow mein. This can be for 2 because of how much food there is. Service was fast and nice. I came here on a Monday afternoon and it still was busy. Lots of parking available. The chicken is very tender and juicy. Love the blend of the shrimps and chicken to add extra flavor. I never knew that jalapeños on Chinese food would be this good. Love the combos. read more

Mark's Kitchen - Chicken and shrimp with chow mein and broccoli (jalapeños medium spicy) - American Near Me - Fresno, California

Food was good, the owner is very comical and pleasant. The vibe is a bit overwhelming but easy going . ( it's nice to find good classic food) The Options are endless !!!! My tip go what you usually order at your local Chinese restaurant. Fun Tip : she lets you try your food before you leave .... We ordered 2 plates : Beff/ broccoli w/shrimp & chow Tangerine chicken w pork fried rice $57 ****I wanted the $14.99 ,the menu on the wall .. I got what was on the counter pictures . Beff broc with shrimp ... tangerine chicken with fried rice I was able to feed 2 adults 1teen and a toddler... We asked for 3 plates . We had 1 plate leftover... read more

Mark's Kitchen - The back - American Near Me - Fresno, California

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Got my craving fix, as always BOMB ASS SHIT !!! Never disappointed with great service. Highly recommended. read more

Mark's Kitchen - Beef & shrimps chow mein - American Near Me - Fresno, California

This is another one of those infamous because I am on tik tok. This is the restaurant that the owner loves to deprecate you then swindle you out of your cash. There are menu boards with beautiful pictures with elevated prices. That you can choose from but there is also the hyped menu so in her broken English she tells you to go for the big fat bomb or something similar. You're in it as she is barraging you with insults and slurs. We were all laughing and said just pick for us, answer a few more questions regarding spicy and soft or crunchy noodles. Again you're all part of theatrical experience. She then calls you up to the counter opens the box for your first taste that she puts on the camera roll. The food itself is tasty, albeit most Chinese food is, she says pay after you eat. The food is bountiful. You get a ton of food, so how much does this entertainment run you $38 for a pound of noodles and fried rice and another half pound of steak, chicken and shrimp. We were part of the show, but the show and the food have to provide value and that did not happen on this trip. Besides she cheats as she has many boyfriends. It is fun for the first time. No need to go again. read more

Mark's Kitchen - The $38 lunches special - American Near Me - Fresno, California

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Travel across the US to visit relatives. Heard about Mark's Kitchen from TIK TOK. Have been trying to check it out for about 3 years. Finally checked it out and the food was not worth the wait or the high $36 dollar I paid for the tray. Noodles overcooked ,Shrimp overcooked , small scoop of rice, orange chicken , not orange chicken from where I am from . I have had 100 percent better from 2 star restaurants in my town. Nice and energetic lady which I went to see from popularity from TIK TOK, BUT FOOD was a 3 from 10.. read more

So I need to give my honest opinion so please don't come at me okay . I'm doing this review to help my friends and followers out . So had been wanting to check this place out for a while because I had been seeing it on my TikTok. So this is how it went the place was open @10:45 there was already customers waiting in the parking lot. So I was very excited. Walk in and simple spot nothing to crazy. It was kind of dusty in some area not very up to date on decoration it was very simple. The staff were very nice and helpful the lady was very sweet and full of energy. The food was hot and very nicely made . It was very quick to be honest. They got so much menu I didn't know where to start to be honest . But I kept it simple not going to crazy for my first time . The price was on the expensive side to me . I bought a few things and it was $114 . I tried the food on the spot and I was kind of disappointed to be honest I was hoping for more flavor. If I tried the noodles alone it was bland it was a little better with the other stuff with it . But yeah it was good but not like the best I ever had . I would give the food 6/10 and a 8/10 for the friendliness. Will I hope you give them a try and tell me what you think . read more

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This place felt like a rip off. You don't get much meat it's all rice or noodles which makes it look like you're getting a-lot of food. I know good Asian food and I can easily tell you this place is known because of the owners technique on marketing not because of the taste of the food. You can tell by looking at the fried rice it taste like it looks (gross) How can you not make good fried rice? For 60$ we got two plates of food with barely any meat. Will I return? Absolutely not. read more

Finally made it here and it was worth the wait. Just what I expected and the lady was perfect. She gave me all kinds of shit but now I'm her "fat boy." read more

Mark's Kitchen - Spicey chicken and beef with jalapeños - American Near Me - Fresno, California