**This is a review of the Markham Mountain Biking Trails**
I am tired of hearing the same old cliches from people: "Mountain Biking in Florida? There are no mountains, dude... whaddya ride? Ant hills!" Haha. Yes, you are very clever, sir. Please step closer so I can c*ck-punch you for being a trite idiot, who spends his days and nights in the cold comfort of your desk job, hopping from one Netflix video to another, while stuffing your fat face with bon bons and Taco Bell. Please tell me more about the Great Outdoors, when the last time you saw nature was probably on some Discovery Channel program as you quickly clicked past it to catch Gilmore Girls. I'm not bitter! Really!
So yes, while Florida is not the most mountainous region in North America, there is no shortage of great mountain biking trails; Markham, Amelia Earheart, Oleta, Quiet Water, etc. These trails vary in their difficulty, and speaking as someone who has ridden trails across North America, their degree of difficulty can reach those of some of the biking hotspots in the US. This is why Markham's trails are such a great destination for riders in South Florida. Located in a Weston, the nearly 11 miles of trails are designed and maintained by dedicated MTB'ers, which means they are smooth, tested, technical and fun. From novice to Expert-Pro, if you are a rider, you are sure to enjoy these trails that weave in and out of the beautiful woods, with excellent drops, bridges, corners and jumps. Here, you can test your skills and improve your riding, scaling up the degrees of difficulty until you are performing at your peak. The expert and expert-pro trails have superb climbs and nut-shrinking drops, wicked corners, bridges, jumps and stumps that will ensure that adrenaline pumps through your veins like battery acid, fueling your legs to push harder, breathe deeper and pay closer attention to the the trees and stumps coming at you at full speed. And if you're a beginner, you can ride the beginner trails which offer smoother terrain, while still being difficult enough to make you want more.
Markham takes great pride in its trails and it should. To make sure that you know what you're doing and to keep the riff-raff out, they only allow mountain bikes on the trails, require written consent for anyone under 17, enforce helmets, and even require MTB'ers to register with the office and sign a waiver. This is some serious sh*t! Taking a few hours to come here and ride some awesome trails with names like "Area 51", "Puma Trail", "Crime Scene", and "Route 66" is not only a fantastic way to push your skills to their limits, but also a chance to become one with nature for a little while (hopefully, not literally! Watch those drops!).
Lest this review becomes an Adrenaline Junkie's ode to Markham, let me also point out that NONE of this would be possible without the dedicated work of volunteers who maintain the trails and who rely on donations to keep it "wicked awesome", since the park's measly $1.50 admission is the best deal in South Florida for riders and thrill seekers. Here are some links for you to click for more information:
Trail map: http://www.markhamparktrailbuildingfund.org/resources/Markham-Map.jpg
Markham Park Trail Building Fund: http://www.markhamparktrailbuildingfund.org/
Making a donation: http://www.markhamparktrailbuildingfund.org/Park/
Nearest Emergency Room :-) http://my.clevelandclinic.org/florida/locations/cleveland_clinic_florida_weston.aspx
So don't waste another weekend trying to figure out what to do and where to go. Go ride Markham and the next time someone talks smack about Florida Mountain Biking, you have my blessing to punch them right in the nut! read more