A friend of mine bought a dress at South Coast Macy's but decided she wanted to return it. Instead of driving all the way back to Costa Mesa, I suggested we head to Main Place.
Big mistake - and a total waste of time!
We trotted into this Macy's and headed upstairs to the formal dress department. The downstairs dresses are juniors dresses (just in case you got confused). We passed by four unmanned registers before we finally found one that had a sales associate.
"Hi, we'd like to make a return on this dress."
The old lady gave us the once over before taking the dress, still in its plastic garment bag. She tore open the plastic and retrieved the dress. After splaying it on the teeny tiny counter, she began to scrutinize the dress.
For some reason, she decided to check the zipper. She zipped it down, and it got stuck on the shirring by the waistline. After a few more failed attempts, she asked, "How in the world did you try this dress on?"
"With difficulty," we replied, laughing. I offered to help her, as she seemed really intent on pulling down the zipper, but she abruptly declined my assistance, moving on to the inside lining instead.
After tsk-tsk-ing a few times, she coldly said, "I can't take this back. It shows obvious signs of wear."
Uh. Negative. It did not show obvious signs of wear.
"All she did was try it on," I protested, as my friend was too shy to speak up. "What 'signs of wear' are you talking about?"
"See these wrinkles on the bottom here?" she said, pointing to the elongated wrinkles that lined the inner satin. "These are signs of wear."
"No, ma'am. You see, the sales associate shoved this SUPER LONG gown into a PLASTIC GARMENT BAG that was TOO SHORT for the dress. So obviously, the bottom got wrinkled. That is not due to wear."
Still shaking her head, she said, "Well, you should take it back to where you bought it from, then."
"So you're saying that I should go back to South Coast?"
After nodding in the affirmative, she managed to go on explaining (or complaining, more like). "This branch doesn't carry the higher end lines." Duh. I can see with my own eyes, thanks. "If I took this back, I'd have to sell TEN dresses just to make my money back." YOUR money? What, you OWN this Macy's? Since when did Macy's become a franchise operation?
Tired of her tsk-tsk-ing, we just took the dress back to South Coast - where we had NO PROBLEM returning the dress.
Customer service says a lot about the quality of a certain business. Whether I return it at South Coast or Main Place, it shouldn't matter. So long as it came from Macy's and goes back to Macy's, it shouldn't be a problem. Obviously, this place hires subpar sales associates who do not give two hoots about providing excellent customer care. Had she (a) not given us the once over as soon as we began to speak, (b) not nitpicked over the zipper for a good five minutes, (c) not used a figurative magnifying glass to examine every GARMENT BAG CREATED wrinkle, and (d) complained about taking "expensive" items back at "her" branch, I might have walked out with a smile.
Unfortunately, I walked out with a scowl.
If you carry a crappy selection of goods, the least you could do is have proper and professional sales clerks who refrain from refusing returns based on made-up claims. Psh! read more