We stayed here for five nights because I found a good deal on Expedia, and it's only about a fifteen minute drive from South Beach if that's what you're in Miami to do. Of course though, with Expedia inevitably comes you getting the leftover rooms that nobody wants. I knew that ahead of time so I'm not taking points away for that, but our view really sucked in comparison to the beautiful city views people in better rooms post all over Instagram. All premier king rooms (the type of room we had) have balconies, and if you book directly on the site and ask for a high floor and/or water view, you can have an awesome view from your balcony and I can live vicariously through you. Our view was just of the pool and a building.
ROOM:
Pretty plain, but housekeeping did a great job making it clean for us upon arrival and keeping it clean throughout our stay. So pros: cleanliness; spacious bathroom. Cons: the sheets were hospital quality - super uncomfortable; soundproofing wasn't great. We didn't spend much time in the room so it wasn't a huge issue, but someone was definitely blasting Latin music at 11am one morning, and there were other times I could hear people talking through the walls. Also the thermostat kept resetting itself to 72... um, we're in Miami in July. No. It also didn't go below 65, which again, no. I keep my own apartment in DC at 60, to give you a reference point.
AMENITIES:
Free WiFi and complimentary coffee in the morning was nice. The pool here is really its best selling point, I think. It's a good size with background city/ocean views, chaise lounges and a bar. Go up to the spa people on the opposite side of the entrance, ask for a towel to sit on and they'll send someone over to open your chaise lounge umbrella because trust me, you won't be able to figure it out yourself. If you want the cute Insta pics on floaty swan/dolphin/etc devices, bring your own, because no floating devices are provided. I think it would be a fun idea if they were. FYI, there's also no deep end because they know everyone will be drunk and they don't want anyone drowning.
The bartenders were friendly and creative - they can't make frozen drinks other than a frozen moscow mule out of a machine, but they improvised for me and made me tons of strawberry daiquiris and pina coladas on the rocks. Drinks are expensive as f. If you ask for a double (which I did for most of my drinks), that takes you up to $30 per drink lol. I attribute most of my going over budget on this trip to the pool bar.
RESTAURANTS:
They have Zuma, which we didn't try, and Area 31, which is touted as having some of the best restaurant views in the city. THEY ARE RENOVATING AREA 31 - you CANNOT sit outside to see the views currently, and the windows are frosted to hide the construction. I was incredibly disappointed about this - not taking stars away for it because they did call the day of to confirm my reservation and inform me of the renovation, but I was still really sad. They said they don't know when the renovations will be complete.
ROOM SERVICE:
I'm not sure which restaurant provides the room service, but they nailed it every time I came back for the night after imbibing and needed some food. I tried the wings, quesadillas, truffle fries (which were the size of an entire meal), the mac and cheese and the lobster spaghetti. All delicious.
MISCELLANEOUS:
+ Loved that for the 29th and the 30th, all the staff were wearing pride shirts. I'm assuming they did that all month, and it was awesome of them.
- Key cards did not work. Not just ours. No one's. You have to insert them at least ten times and even then, they might never work. It was annoying.
+ Bed bug scare - I'm putting this as a positive because of the way they handled it (and because there ultimately were no bed bugs.) I woke up on our last morning with bites on my arm and immediately alerted the front desk. The director of housekeeping came up to talk to us and see the bites; she was very understanding of our concerns and professional and said their protocol is to have pest control inspect any room that MIGHT have bed bugs. If we hadn't been checking out that day, she would have moved us, but there was no point since we were going to be leaving in a few hours. She said she would call me with the yes/no to bed bugs results once pest control had come. Since it was the 4th of July, I didn't get the results until around 7pm on the 5th, but that's understandable. And, again, no bed bugs. I probably got bitten by sand fleas or something.
Overall, this is most likely a solid four if you actually book one of the nicer rooms. My experience was about a 3.5 with a "basic" room, which still isn't too bad. read more