My husband and I went to Just Jake's this past Saturday night. Some new friends invited us there and we were pretty surprised that we'd never heard of Just Jake's even though we've been going regularly to Montclair for the restaurants, movie theater, shopping and social life for about six years. We're only 31 years old and are into the cool spots around Montclair, of which there are many.
I now know why I've never heard of Just Jake's: It's JUST TERRIBLE. In essence, this is a dive bar for the frat boy/college crew type. The place is dirty and looks like the aftermath of a frat house party. Hosts at the door are very rude. As far as I'm concerned, Just Jake's exists for one reason: to gift its overgrown frat boy patrons and local slutty girls a place to cohabit. The place has absolutely no class whatsoever. If you are over the age of 25, I absolutely implore that you steer clear.
You need not read further, but if you're interested,I can give you a few details of our own experience so you can judge for yourself.
Our first impression of this place was the outside, of course, where we had to witness a fat girl in a very short sequin dress hugging one guy and making out with another. Nice (rolling my eyes). Going passed them, we walked up the front entrance, which was lined on either side with astroturf. Real classy. Once at the front entrance, we were told there was a $7 cover charge. When my husband and I looked at each other in hesitation, the young male host began pressuring us to pay.
"It's just 7 dollars!" he said, showing us a disgusted face.
"Sorry," I said, fishing through my purse. "We don't usually go to places that charge a cover."
"Really? Name one place you've been to that doesn't charge a cover. Name just one. Go ahead."
"Uhh....I don't know," stammered my husband. We were surprised to find ourselves in this impromptu competition. Is he really heckling us at the door??
I try to explain, now reaching into my wallet. "We live in Kearny, so we usually go to the bars around there and they don't have a cover."
A female hostess butts into the conversation. "I live in Kearny and there are NO cover bands there." She says this with just about the snottiest face on that one can imagine.
"......OK", I say. Geez, sorry.
The male employee attempts to make a deal with us. He says we can pay the cover charge to get in, but if we come out before the band goes on in half an hour, we can have our money back. I worry about this "deal" because there's obviously no guarantee that it'll happen nor that he'll even be here when we come out again so I ask him his name. "WHY?" he says, putting on the disgusted face again. OK, whatever. We just hand over the money and go in.
Once inside, we find our friends. I notice immediately that there is absolutely no place to sit down. There were only a few tables by the bar and the rest was empty, presumably to make room for a dance floor for the cover band soon to come on stage. The few tables left were crowded around the bar area and it was totally packed. So, we stood around for a bit trying to chat to our new friends but I could not hear what they were saying because the music was so loud. Eventually, out of frustration, I decided to go to the bathroom. There I discovered pee on the seats and toilet paper all over the floor. When I came back to the table, I was finally fed up with this trashy place. It was clear that there was no way I was going to have a good time at this place since it was dirty and there wasn't any way to talk or hear anything.
My husband and I apologized to our friends and immediately walked back out to the rude hosts to ask for our money back. "Did you even GET a drink?" barked the female host from before. "NOPE!" I nearly yelled. She handed us our money back and we hightailed it out of there as fast we could. P. S. - That fat girl in the short sequin dress was STILL out there hugging some guy!
As you can see, this place is not for anyone who desires any sort of nice treatment or class. It services young 20-somethings who don't know any better. With so many awesome places to choose from, I don't know why people even go here. I honestly think they only have business because of the really cheap drink specials. If you're into drinking cheap beer with rude service and crappy surroundings, then go. If not, pick ANY OTHER place and I guarantee you'll have a better time. read more