3.5 stars for an inconsistent experience. I am feeling bad for not giving Joon 4 stars because they really tried, but 4 stars to me means that pretty much everything was solid to great in an experience but not across the board outstanding enough to warrant five stars. There is a lot to enjoy about Joon, so I want to say at the outset that I would *still recommend it* if you're looking for fairly upscale Middle Eastern food in a very well-designed space that certainly helps to curate the experience. You just may need to embrace a bit of chaos or confusion in the process, which will likely include more hummus than you'll ever know what to do with.
We had a 7:30pm reservation at Joon for a party of four on a Tuesday night. The space itself is quite large and when we walked in it initially seemed like we were the only people there. As it turns out, there are a few different rooms, so all of the diners were somewhat hidden in the back. It still wasn't all that busy, perhaps because of the weather and the time of week. I tend to feel trepidatious when a restaurant is relatively empty at primetime, but I had to remind myself that I am coming from the NYC dining scene which is a different beast altogether. It did mean that the service was extremely speedy, which is not always needed but always appreciated!
Drink-wise, I started with the Tehrooni Negroni (Gin, Blanc Vermouth, Bergamot Orange Liqueur, Genepy, Saffron Ice, Mint & Basil), because there are few drinks I love more in the summer than a white negroni. This one was not your typical white negroni, mainly because of the fruity and fragrant ice sphere it features. The drink overall was good, though I do think the bright flavors of the ice took away a bit from the softer, more floral/aromatic notes of the liqueurs featured in the drink. But still, it was a very beautiful cocktail and even if a bit overcomplicated, the flavors were solid.
Food-wise, I would urge you to under-order if you get any of the mains that come with rice. I would also urge you not to order a special hummus unless you are absolutely sure you want the veggies or the lamb or whatever is featured, because you will also likely be gifted some hummus from the kitchen, and there is quite a lot of it. I will also say that they give you this sort of pita-injera under a pile of napkins that you need to rip in a way that gets a little unwieldy, and they also may drop a series of spreads on the table prior to bringing what you've ordered, yet neglect to tell you what they are. As I'm writing all of this it occurs to me that I am finding fault with the logistics behind the complimentary items and I should not complain about anything that's free, but it got confusing and ultimately wasteful, because there was no way we were finishing everything. In any case, I should say that the food here is pretty solid, most of it very well seasoned albeit fairly oily in some cases. The menu has great diversity and tons of options for the conservative and adventurous alike. Eats, below:
Seasonal Vegetable Hummus (grilled seasonal vegetables, black garlic, feta, herb oil, Persian basil): B+
As I mentioned, we did not really need this because they brought two massive dishes of hummus out in addition. That said, I did prefer this one, though we all hoped that there would have been more veggies than just a few on top.
Persian Cucumber Salad w/ pomegranate seeds, pistachios, feta, goat cheese, spring onion, golpar, mint, lime: A-
A little too oily but the flavors were there. I love cucumber salad and eat some variation of it several times a week, and this one gave me some good inspo. The combo of ingredients was delicious and intuitive, and nice to have something fresh and relatively light.
Grilled Rockfish w/ sour orange and parsley beurre blanc, smoked trout roe, hakurei turnips, pickled pearl onions, fava bean and dill rice with tahdig: A-
The fish itself was delicious. The flavors were there and it was presented beautifully, but again it was perhaps a bit heavy-handed on the sauce/oil. Still would absolutely recommend this as your main if you're a seafood person, because there's a lot to enjoy here. Just know that the portion of dill rice is hefty, so if you prefer saffron rice (which is prepared the same way but fairly plain), you should request a substitution.
We also ordered the Kubideh Kabob (ground beef tenderloin, sumac onions, grilled tomato, chelow (saffron steamed rice) with tahdig), mainly because my partner wanted to supplement what we had with meat. I didn't try it because I don't typically like red meat and this didn't look particularly appetizing, confirmed by my partner. He ate it but felt it was meh. The onions were yummy though. The saffron rice on its own was a bit bland, but luckily you will likely have plenty of excess sauce/oil to provide some flavor. The rice also travels well relative to the hummus, so if you find yourself overwhelmed by the quantity, get some takeaway containers. read more