You can't treat Ikea as a store. You can't. The people who treat Ikea as a store never enjoy the experience. You have to treat Ikea as an event!
What to Do:
1. Peruse the website and get an idea of what you want (especially if you're looking for large items). Be sure to check availability in the store and write down the item number. This is a "night before" job.
2. Sleep in. Why wake up early... sleep in. Then go have breakfast. If you REALLY want to get there right away, you can have breakfast AT Ikea. And for like 99 cents. And it's pretty good. But, really, you're better off having breakfast someplace else, and save Ikea for lunch.
3. Drive there. This may mean renting a truck or finding a friend with a truck or making sure there's room in your car to fold down your seats or whatever you need to do to be prepared transport home the spoils of your conquest. If it's not pouring, try parking on the top level. Parking is often better and easier up there.
4. Don't forget your list or your wallet or your cell phone (in case you get lost!). Head in and go upstairs to the showroom. Make sure to grab one of those little pencils and if there's no room to write on your list grab one of those pieces of paper.
5. Wander aimlessly. Look at everything. Sit on the furniture. Pick up the dishes. Jump on the bed. Think of it as a furniture-themed theme park. Take notes.
6. You've been wandering for over an hour now. Stop at the cafeteria for lunch. Have Swedish meatballs and mac and cheese or Swedish meatballs and veggies. Don't bother with the fries. Do have that apple pie looking thing and maybe a yummy sparkling juice.
7. Get ready to shop. Okay, I know, you've been there for three hours and you haven't even begun shopping.. but you brought a friend, right? And you're having fun.
8. Head down stairs, grab a cart, and, yes, wander aimlessly. Go up and down every isle. Touch everything. Remember, the wares are better than the furniture (if you're getting furniture, it's because it's good for the price and you need it, not because you've got a high end budget and are looking for the best stuff ever). Get some decent plates and candles and rugs and plants for cheap. Stay away from the cheap sheets. They recently got better, less cheap sheets. If you really need sheets, get the better ones. Buy curtains and rods and shelves. Don't buy wrapping paper, you can get it cheaper at Target. Buy neat, stackable, wicker chairs for your patio. Buy Earth-friendly light bulbs - your wallet will thank you twice (once for buying better looking cheaper bulbs in the first place than other fluorescents and again for saving energy at home). Make sure to get all the little things on your list.. but don't worry that you can't find the bookshelf you wanted... that part's coming.
9. Head out the the "warehouse" area. You'll know where it is when you get to it. Get a second cart. The large items type of cart. Find your item by number. There is a help desk, so if you need help, ask.
10. You've got everything you want! Head to check out and check out! WAIT! Not yet. Check the "As Is" section. Maybe you need an ashtray for your smoker friends who come over and smoke on your porch and they only come in sets of three but there's one in "as is." Or something like that. Could happen. CHECK.
11. Okay check out. If you have a little stuff, go to self check out. Did you bring your own bags? Okay, I know I didn't SAY to bring your own bags in the beginning, but you really should have brought your own bags. Well, yes, they have bags but you have to buy them. Oh, stop bitching about having to buy them! You should have brought your own bags anyway. It's good for the PLANET. Ikea cares, so should you. Are you done checking out yet? Good. Go get an ice cream.
12. Have a snack. Soft serve or maybe a hot dog or a cinnamon bun. It's been two hours since lunch and you'll want to check the import foods before leaving and you DON'T want to do that on an empty stomach.
13. Yes, more shopping. Walk through the foods section. Do buy chocolate. Stay away from Cloudberry and Gooseberry jams. Okay, I KNOW they sound like they could be good, but trust me, they're kind of bland and you can get better jams at TJ's. Buy more chocolate, that's not enough. Oh, and some meatballs. Oh, and those cookies look nice. NO, that wheel of dried wheat bread hanging on the wall is not going to be good.
14. You can leave now. Pack up your car and head home. Unpack but don't put anything together yet. Go have a drink. You've done enough for one day.
Tips
-Help is more plentiful than some think. And everyone's in a yellow shirt.
-If you're buying big items use the online space planner to figure out what will fit. You can pre-plan your kitchen, living room, or bedroom.
-If you're in a rush, you can skip the showroom and just shop. read more