"Hurts So Good" John Cougar Mellencamp
It was an ordinary, bitter cold January, Wednesday afternoon. About 3:00 PM To be exact. The second you walk in and are directed around the corner to the serpentine line of donut devotees, you immediately forget the single digit temperature outside because this new spot is HOT! They're on fire 'cuz they gots the goods!
Inside has moderate seating, so grab a spot quickly. Among the colorful ice cream parlor style chairs, tables, and hi-tops, they have a wall with swing seats up to a built-in table shelf.
The staff were all very friendly. The line moved moderately fast. I was maybe 15 people deep ad that took about 15-ish minutes to get through. I'll have more on this, coming up, in the Pro Tip section.
But up next, we got to get to the goods. And good they are.
My order:
Old Fashioned ×2
Glazed Round
Bavarian Cream
Mint Oreo™ Chocolate Cake Round
Glazed Red Velvet Cake Round
Apple Fritter
Chocolate Chip Cookie
Total: $26.50 is
I sat down and sampled* a few. First up, Bavarian Cream Round. Goodness all around. Could have used a touch more cream. But, dee-li-pious! Next up, Old Fashioned Round. Moist, sweet, and just the right amount of crunch and pull to it. Not dry and crumbly.
They do have a full hot and iced coffee bar, including many flavor options along with fountain drinks. On the counter, I spotted bags of their own House Coffee to take home. I did not partake in any beverages on this visit.
At home, the true sampling continued. Mint Oreo™ was good. Glazed Round was excellent. Cookie was good. Keep in mind, though - CCC's can be made a million different ways. If we're being honest, we all have a specific CCC that we prefer. So you'll either love it, hate it, or anywhere in between. The Apple Fritter was a tough judge. It was good, and it's truly a shareable item for normal people. But maybe it's too big. I found it was lacking that real hit of gooey chunky apple-y splodhes on the top, just under that subtle, almost brulee crunch type of glaze. I wood say it was a good Fritter. But if you're a member of the globally sanctioned International Fritter Fanatic Federation**, you might not deem it great. What it is great for is a coffee get-together. Grab a Fritter and a Cinnamon Roll, and you'll be the hit of the party.
Would I go back? Oh, yeah. It's nowhere near me, but it is close to where I get my hair cut. I always like to bring the girls donuts when I go in. This'll be a good secondary option. If you've ever read any of my donut shop reviews before, you know I take Donuts very seriously. Almost too seriously. Hurts even got my 5th Star that I don't simply toss around to just any old donut shack. That said, my litmus test staple is a chocolate frosted vanilla cake donut. That is my star test right there. You're not going to find many "basic" donuts here. You'll find a lot of fancy, themed and clever donuts with a few standards mixed in. Also, I believe they're a 24/7 shop. I guarantee a past midnight visit in the near future and post some pics to prove it.
Pro Tip: This is for the guy who waited in line as long as the rest of us and decided to have a spa day picking his order out. Obviously, there's a lot to choose from. It can be overwhelming. That really wasn't the issue here. This guy was taking pictures of the counters, texting them to his family and / or his friends, and waiting for their responses on what they wanted him to bring back. He also seemed to know the guy behind the counter that was serving him, so there was a bit of friendly banter chitchat while he was waiting for his text responses. In total, he took just over 10 minutes to pick his order. Not cool when you've got a serpentined line going throughout the entire place of people behind you, knowing what they're going to get who are ready to go. The point? You're going to be in line. Take that time and use it to your advantage. Be ready when you get to that counter and know what you want.
* - Sample meaning ate both of those donuts completely. Don't judge me! You try not to eat them!
** - The I.F.F.F., or I triple F, or I F³, does not really exist. Until Scorsese makes a movie about it, anyone who claims to be part of any such NON EXISTING organization is talking out of their donut hole. Got it? Those are hard-working guys who work in sanitation or for the city water department....or construction. Capiche?!?!
But, you know..... a globally sanctioned International Fritter Fanatic Federation might not just be a bad idea after all. Hmmm... I might, just might, be writing a letter to someone about this...... read more