To lead off in a positive tone, the food here and the drinks are incredible. It's really a shame that the customer service is one of the worst examples of human behavior I've experienced. Because of the employees at this establishment I have decided I will never go back to Heavy Woods again. Scorned so much by the behavior that I have been shown and shown again by what I can only assume are money hungry people, I will never miss the opportunity to tell all my friends (and family that visit) to never visit this wonderful establishment. At this point, I have had two terrible experiences while being a 'customer' at Heavy Woods. The latest experience is as such: I walked up to the restaurant, asked Greg (one of the bartenders) if I needed to buy something to sit and work on an art project I'm working on. He said I did indeed, it was dinner time, and the right thing to do. So, ok, I don't drink, but hey, I'll buy someone a beer. Upon walking in, the only place that I saw open was a table with 3 seats, and immediately after sitting down, Greg asks me to sit at the bar so I don't take away the whole table. Ok, you got it Greg, no problemo (I didn't like taking away the 2 other seats anyway). I sit at the bar, strike up a conversation with a beautiful woman, and offer to buy her drink; there goes my part of the bargain to be able to hang out in this establishment (and every other place of business, I get it, the business needs money to survive, no biggie). However, I don't know, an hour goes by, if that, and I had been talking to this girl and showing her my art books, and she was drinking her drink, and one of the other bartenders starts giving me these sideway looks and I can tell she is talking to Nina (I don't know how to spell it, and I think she is a manger of some kind) about me. Now, I might just be paranoid. So I say it out loud to the blonde bombshell I'm swooning, I say, "They are going to ask me to leave, watch." To which she responds to take it easy and there's no way they would do that. A few minutes later, the unnamed bartender asks the girl I was conversing with if she'd like another drink, and she says no, she was going to leave soon, and I say no I'm good, I had bought her drink already. The unnamed bartender says (and I'm paraphrasing) 'Well, you need to buy something else.' Not only is this immediately shocking that I'm basically being told that my money wasn't good enough (drink was $8 with tip) but that this woman has the need to say that. And I said, 'I bought her drink. I already gave you my money.' And the bartender says, 'You didn't give ME money.' Of course, I corrected myself and said "You're right, I mean I paid your establishment, my bad". And this particular bartender then demonstrated something ridiculously selfish (in my humble opinion) and says "Well, I need to make money too. And you didn't pay ME." HA! I wanted to laugh at the ridiculousness of the situation but I was so taken aback that my good deed of buying someone a drink, that my money (that I don't have a lot of, struggling film geek/artist living in New York) wasn't good enough to her business, but rather, because it didn't go right to her pocket, I was considered an issue. And I said, 'Oh. I'm leaving then. What's your name?' And of course, she didn't answer. Well, for all interested parties, I was there tonight, Thursday night February 5th, eh I want to say around 9P - 10P. Not only did she not answer the simple question of 'What's your name?' but she actually walked away, smirked, and ignored me. And I said, 'Are you serious, what's your name?' Again, ignored. My next move, where's my man Greg, 'Hey Greg, can you come here? I asked her her name and she is ignoring me.' Greg immediately takes to it like Switzerland and says "That's between you and her." Ah, ok, thanks Greg, I appreciate you not giving a care about me either. Thanks dude. And this bartender, the woman who needed more money from me more then she desired gaining a new loyal customer (which I am with restaurants I enjoy, banks that I enjoy, cell phone companies, grocery stores, the like) sells out Greg and Nina by telling me that she asked them if it was ok that she asks me to either buy something again or leave. Ok, I understand where I stand now, and it's not where I like to be. I understand that people need to make money, we all live in an expensive part of town, and times are tough, I get it. However, I literally have $1.10 in my bank account as I type this because I gave Heavy Woods my second to last $8 to be able to sit there, and these 'people' are so infatuated with stuffing their pockets with dollar dollar bills y'all that they are cool with sacrificing someone (i.e., me) who would most likely come back time and time again. This was my third time going, so believe you me, I would've kept going. But now, I will never step foot there again, and to reiterate, will tell as many people to never go again. Thanks Heavy Woods, you almost had me. read more