Pretty decent Five Guys location located just a block away from the Noma metro station. It's not the best Five Guys I've been to, but the food was tasty and filling enough. I ordered the small hamburger and a small order of fries (though I wouldn't call the fries small - they were very big chunky pieces of fries). Service was friendly and quick and there are plenty of topping choices. read more

I generally like Five Guys and would give their food 4 stars. However, I experienced this particular location a total of 2 times both a week apart and both times left me very displeased. About 2 weeks ago around 7pm I went to this location happily craving a classic burger and fries. Now I completely did away with McDonalds, Burger King, etc for obvious reasons. Any who... I ordered my usual: the little bacon cheeseburger w/ everything + bbq sauce and A1 sauce and small fries (which actually is the amount of a large..no complaints on that!). The staff that day were very friendly. My order number was called and because I feel you should receive what you PAY for I always ask "Is everything on it? Bbq, A1, etc?" I received a confident "Yes" with a smile and I in turn left with a smile. I arrived home and as I walked up the stairs, I had to rapidly run inside so my food wouldn't completely soak thru the bag because of the greasy fries falling out the damp bottom. I never understand why FG thought a little brown paper bag was efficient enough for their mega burgers x 5lb extra greasy fries?? Fast forward to being greeted by a bacon cheeseburger with NO bacon, NO bbq sauce, and NO A1 sauce. I still ate it bc papa didn't raise an ungrateful woman BUT w/o those things *to me* their burger has no umph!! Trip 2, Monday that just past around 8pm. Long story short. The staff that day was not that friendly except for the only sista there. The other 2 were of hispanic descent... I'm very friendly, a tipper, and very patient so to observe a very stoic staff was lackluster to say the least! ... I ordered the same as above except with an extra bacon cheeseburger. I personally told the sista if she could make sure everything was on both burgers as my last visit left me disappointed. She told the burger maker and he still did not comply! SHE had to step in and put the sauces on it herself! Im thankful for that but that's absurd!! ..My number gets called and the other young lady gives me a little brown paper bag (ugh) and I asked if I could have a bigger bag (remember my food fell thru the last time! Smh) and she looked at me like I was being a nuisance... After I gave her an assertive stare she brought that bag out..Hmph! Fast forward to getting home. Everything was on my burger! Woo! Yes! Cue the fireworks!! It was all good until I got to the mid point of my fries and saw TWO 4in pieces of hair!!!! Now look here.. My profile pic is 2yrs old. I am rockin a very low feminine caesar cut so the hair didn't come from me!! I STOPPED eating right then and there chile! To the trash it went!!! Disgusted, Disappointed, and Dissatisfied I was and still am! I had high hopes for this location hence me giving them a second chance. But NEVER will they EVER get my money again. If there is hair in the fries what else is going on behind the scenes??! Bye Felicia! I mean Five Guys! read more

It's NEW! It's FUN! It's a burger that will keep you full! It's the closest one to my House!!! Five Guys! So when you happen to get off at the New York Ave. Metro Stop, get your belly full off of a burger! Same hours as the rest (11am-10pm) so if you're out and about before your run to Ibiza or Fur, you can stop off for a burger instead of hanging out at Wendy's or Mickey D's.... well if you like that sorta thing! read more

Had to check out Five Guys since there's so much hype around here about it. I definitely wasn't disappointed though, pretty good burgers! I like that you get to choose your toppings and that they're unlimited. The "small" fries is anything but, however, they were really good and you could tell that they weren't pre-frozen. They also list where the potatoes came from which is cool. The single burger was the perfect size and really tasty so I will definitely come again. A little pricey but better quality than "fast food" burgers. read more

Love coming here, the friendly service, and always smiling staff always make me feel welcome. I call in from the hotel to place the order, and in 15 mins it's ready. Their Veggie burger and grilled cheese sandwich are yummy, a burger with no meat can be this good, I didn't know. Thank you will be back read more

i don't understand the hype...yes, i came from the west coast so i had in-n-out in the vicinity. my friends and i decided to try this "east coast in-n-out." while yes, the burgers were filling (2 patties) and i loaded it with as much toppings as possible to get my moneys worth, it still didn't compare to my beloved animal style double-double. i've read the rave reviews on their cajun fries, and while they DO give you way too much (we really could have shared a regular fries amongst the 3 of us), they were soggy and didn't whet my appetite like in-n-outs fries (well-done, of course). i guess it's worth trying...once. read more

This is not my favorite Five Guys location, but it's the one I usually go to since it's so close to my apartment. The food is still pretty good, although the fries are sometimes a touch undercooked and soggy - the burgers are great though, which is the most important part. My one big complaint is that every time I come in the music is incredibly loud. If you are eating in, the music is so loud that it's difficult to carry on a conversation, but thankfully the staff seem to be accomodating and turn the volume down if you ask directly. read more

Solid Five Guys. This is a great spot for a burger and fries. Free peanuts while you wait. This location has an interesting mix of ATF/DEA agent types, Gallaudet students and office people. Location is right outside the Noma metro stop. Parking used to be right on the street outside but not anymore. To add my two cents to the burger debate, In and Out isn't even in the same league, they might not even be as good as McDonald's. In and Out pretty much sucks their fries are garbage and the burgers are nothing special. If you want to be real the only conversation worth having involves Shake Shack and Five Guys, all others aren't even in the same league. read more

This was my first time at any Five Guys even though we have them locally. The burger is fully customized and amazing! The bag was filled with fries and it was a little difficult getting the burger out but it was worth it. Next time I'll try a shake too. read more

Holy Sh***! This was my first time at a Five guys, and I truly needed someone to explain to me their fries portions. Honestly, that small size would feed 4-5 people. I also tried their veggie/cheese sandwich and it was actually pretty good. read more

Five guys has always been a go to for our family but I was so impressed by the people that served us tonight. We came in as a group of 50+ and the 3 gentleman and young lady were so nice, didn't bat an eye at our large group. They quickly took our order and began cooking. There were a couple mix ups which is to be expected in a large group order but the cooks were lighting fast and EFFICIENT. I was super impressed, especially since we've been through this before at other places and the service was not as great. Muchas gracias amigos! I DEFINITELY RECOMMEND BB read more

This is some good schitt!!! Juicy burgers. Health conscious? Diet conscious? Stay away.

Ordered through grub hub. The food was good but they got the order wrong. And the numbers of the sandwiches didn't correspond to the way they were ordered. read more

Burgers made to order, locally sourced meat. Fresh vegetables to top your burgers with. Love Five Guys! I just wish this location had a parking lot. read more

Night shift was bomb! Noma is a busy location , they held it down Friday night‍ great service!

Large home-style burgers (low seasoning, taste and feel like the cook hand-patted them together). Lots of options for sides...no extra charge. The oil was fresh. Lots of fries: one large can serve 3 or 4 people. PEANUT ALLERGY? Then, stay away. Otherwise, a good place to visit when you want a large home-style burger. read more

Loved the hot dog, plenty of toppings to pile on, and the kids loved the burgers. Also, they have us mountains of French Fries!

Not In-n-Out...but I'm a biased California kid!!! Def my east coast supplement though!!! The Cajun Fries are really the only thing you need...or as the Eastern Shore calls them: Boardwalk fries!!! read more

This was a beautiful thing...one time ago...now they are stingy on fries. They seem to have all the hall marks of a business struggling. I will do no more visits. Too many choices. Too many places to spend my money. Thanks Guys. read more

A little cheeseburger took over 15 min to make. The burger was over cooked and cold. I stood there and watched the guy make it. He left the burger sitting at the pass. When I mentioned why it took so long, no apology, no care. This is the DC five guys. In Va, this would never have happened. Not coming back here again. read more

This the worst 5 guys ever. Don't go to the this one. I went a couple of weeks ago and ordered a hotdog. Normally, their hot dogs are crispy and delicious. This one was undercooked. The bread was soggy. I cooked it myself, and I wrote a complaint to get no response. I went yesterday with my friend and figured a burger and fries would be better, since that's their title, no. They ran out of burger buns and offered us hotdog buns. When we got the food, there were no buns at all. I had to eat my burger with a fork. I ordered cajun fries and they didn't season them at all, not even salt, so I had to season them myself at home. The cooks can't cook. There is clearly no management, since they don't have enough burger buns in a burger joint. This is a disgrace to 5 guys. Now, I will have to go to Chinatown. read more

Latish visit after a long day sight seeing. First visit to this type of place and yet to experience an In/Out burger. I got the bacon cheese. Nice fresh bun and hamburger, yes the fries are plentiful, as were the local "entertainment". The taste of the bacon was unusual, it seemed to have a strong fat flavour, which over powered the burger. A group of kids fighting outside the place, the arrival of police and subsequent chase and arrest proved an additional highlight (not). It did make the place a little less safe. read more

Great burgers and fries. Obama ate here. Burgers are less expensive then at the Nationals Stadium. Don't forget about the free peanuts while you wait for your burger and fries. BTW, fries are big enough to share. read more

Never had a bad burger while going to this Five guys. It's probably a step down from the other five guys, say Georgetown; but it's all the same comfort food to me read more

Another great Five Guys location. But what makes this extra great is the staff. The cashier was so friendly and outgoing it made my trip here even better! Give that man a raise! read more

After posting my original review, the owner contacted me about my experiences. I've been to this location many times since and seen an improvement: no more pan handling. Over all, this a great place in a great location. read more