The lines are SO unbelievably bad at this CVS all_the_time that I'm surprised a riot hasn't broken out.
Imagine this: It's Saturday morning. You need batteries and disposable razors and, hell, maybe even a bag of Doritos and some Marlboro Lights. Sounds like you need to go to CVS at Logan Circle! Don't forget to wear shoes that are comfortable to stand around in because you WILL be standing in a line. You're not special, and it's not "off-peak" time. There's a line. Trust me. There's ALWAYS a line.
This CVS is what happens when a drugstore has a monopoly on a block that sees a lot of foot traffic in a densely populated neighborhood in a big city. I could write the same review for the CVS at Thomas Circle or the other P St one a few blocks down (toward Dupont). So, same goes for them.
First, the LINES. OMFG. You've never seen anything like it before in your life. They stretch down the aisles, they wind around the display cases, they zig and they zag, people get angry and huffy, you might get confused and want to kill the guy in front of you, sometimes it smells, sometimes you wait so long that your ice cream from Whole Foods is now just cream, sometimes you eyeball the "sale" items in the aisle you're waiting in. Things run through your head. "Do I need some KY? Do I need some Brut? Do I need some travel toothbrushes? Why do they lock their razors up? Who steals razors? Why are there 84 different kinds of tampons? Does anyone actually buy $30 DVDs from CVS? When is Easter anyway? Why are there so many........ WAIT, DID THAT GUY JUST CUT? HE TOTALLY JUST CUT! HEY! YOU! YOU BIG STUPID CUTTER! GET THE F BACK THERE LIKE THE REST OF US!"
You walk into the store, you see the line, you are appalled, you feel defeated, you may WANT to walk out in protest, but then you think to yourself, "Where the hell else am I going to get my cigarettes, shaving cream, toilet paper, and ramen noodles?!" So you collect your items and you wait. You REALLY wait. Waiting is an art. Pick up a magazine, bring a book, take your iPod -- you will be there a while. You will be there so long that you will FEEL yourself aging.
I have no idea what their problem is. It could be the staff. To be diplomatic, their cashiers are less than efficient. They're not that bright, either. And frankly, I don't blame them for their laziness for the most part. I have a love/hate relationship with them. Sometimes I want to smack them for being so slow and annoying, and sometimes I think, "I am really sorry you have to work here." The staff number varies everyday, though. Sometimes it's 1, sometimes it's 5.
If you're patronizing the pharmacy, good luck. If you have a complicated or long last name, forget about it -- just stay sick. I don't think a single person who works in that pharmacy speaks English. If your last name is harder than 'Smith,' just write it down for them beforehand, otherwise you will be spelling out your last name repeatedly. Then you might discover that they don't even have your Rx, OR you might discover that they do and they STILL have no clue what your last name is, OR they take 10 minutes to "look for it," which just means they're helping four other people. If you decide to wait for your Rx, know ahead of time that 15 minutes means 30. If they tell you 30 upfront, just leave and come back the next day. Don't even bother.
On Saturdays and maybe Sundays there is a security guard sitting near the door. The store itself *could* be less ghetto, I admit, but it's not like it's in southeast. It's Logan Circle. Granted, the block is a mixed bag already. There's a Whole Foods and Starbucks and some upscale shops, but there's also some way-ghetto shops that stink up the whole block. This CVS does attract a number of bums and those quasi-bums who sell "Street Sense." On the weekends there is a nice flower vendor outside.
The store itself, as fas as stocking goes, is just so-so. Prices are WAY jacked up because of the location, and they are OFTEN out of their more popular items. If you are a smoker like me, being able to actually BUY Marlboro Lights at this CVS is a total crap shoot. "Will they have them today??" If they are in stock, I just buy five packs. I feel so lucky. I get the feeling there is just no inventory control. They must KNOW how popular those cigarettes are, so you'd THINK they'd buy MORE. Nope. Looks like you're going to 7-11 and paying 70 cents more, sucka!
Bottom Line: This is where you go when you NEED stuff. No one goes there because they want to. It's not a pleasure trip. If you need razors and toilet paper and toothpaste and mascara and deodorant and Cheetos and cigarettes, then you best start LOVIN' the lines, or at least get used to them. There is NOTHING you can do, there is NOWHERE else to go, there is NO ONE else who can help you. It's in a great location so they can suck as much as they want and people will STILL shop there. They have to. read more