I'm from Los Angeles we could do this all day , The customer always wins. This is your business. We could keep going at it all day. 1. Constitution & Patriotism: Waving the Constitution around while failing to demonstrate the basic civility and professionalism expected in business is laughable. Patriotism is not a substitute for respect, customer service, or lawful business practices. Screaming "freedom" while insulting your customers only shows that you have no understanding of what liberty and responsibility actually mean. 2. Personal Attacks & Racism: You accuse others of racism while stereotyping, belittling, and making sweeping generalizations yourself. This contradiction makes your words void of credibility. If your defense of your business requires name-calling and labeling customers as "3-year-olds," "woke," or "racist," then your argument is already lost. 3. Business Practices: You claim to stand by your convictions, yet nowhere in your tirade do you demonstrate professional integrity. Instead of calmly clarifying procedures or providing evidence of your claims, you chose to weaponize your personal identity and hurl threats. A legitimate business speaks through transparency, fairness, and facts--not through insults and political posturing. 4. Threats of "Wrath" & Deportation Offers: Offering to "buy a one-way ticket" to send a customer out of the country is not only wildly unprofessional but dangerously hostile. It reveals a disturbing mindset: one where you believe intimidation and xenophobic rhetoric have a place in customer relations. This is disgraceful, and any respectable business would be ashamed to have such words tied to their name. 5. Cowardice & Hypocrisy: You accuse others of cowardice for not posting photos or last names online while you hide behind your business name to launch personal, unhinged attacks. Professionalism means resolving issues with dignity--not bullying. Your hypocrisy is evident and damaging. 6. Technical Defenses: If your intent was to explain why a car failed smog, that could have been accomplished in two sentences. Instead, you buried it under rants about college brainwashing and demons. Any competent business would present clear, evidence-based reasoning instead of conspiratorial rambling. 7. Psychiatric Insults: Suggesting a customer needs an "exorcism" or psychiatric help is not just unprofessional--it's degrading, reckless, and unethical. This crosses the line from bad business etiquette into outright harassment. 8. Your Reputation: Ultimately, what your letter demonstrates is not strength, conviction, or patriotism--it demonstrates insecurity, hostility, and a lack of emotional regulation. You don't defend your business; you tarnish it further by proving every negative impression correct. You had the opportunity to respond with facts, reason, and professionalism. Instead, you chose insults, threats, and self-contradictions. This is the type of behavior that doesn't just lose customers--it ensures they will never return and will caution others to avoid you. What stands out most about your business isn't patriotism, work ethic, or professionalism--it's how often the owner is online arguing with customers. When a business owner spends more time writing defensive rants on Yelp than focusing on running their shop, it says everything about where the priorities lie. A strong, reputable business doesn't live in the review section. If your service spoke for itself, you wouldn't feel the constant need to defend it. Your pattern of replies makes one thing clear: you're worried. You know negative feedback is stacking up, and instead of improving your operations, you double down with personal attacks. That's not how a confident or successful business operates--that's how a struggling one reacts. Unlike you, I don't need to obsess over reviews. If I want smog services, there are countless other shops--All-Star Smog being just one--that don't feel the need to argue with customers online to justify their credibility. A truly legitimate business lets its work speak louder than words, not the owner's ego. At the end of the day, maybe this industry isn't for you. If operating a smog shop causes you this much stress and frustration, it might be time to consider business management classes--or a different line of work entirely. Fresno and Clovis aren't exactly thriving markets, and your constant anger seems to confirm that you're struggling financially. Don't take that frustration out on your customers. Step back, reassess, and decide whether running a business is really the right fit for you. read more

One star for this business, as I walked in and the person working didn't look up for several minutes, or even acknowledge that a customer had entered. There was a "Recall Newsom" petition in the middle of the room, and I decided their poor taste in politics would be the reason I take my money elsewhere, and walked out. Gavin Newsom was an awesome mayor-and in my opinion-the best San Francisco has had (I have lived there for over 25 years). The City was clean and efficient while he was in office, and I was very happy with his work. I loved watching him wipe the floor with Ron DeSantis during the debate. Wasn't that fun? It sure was. Republicans can't debate to save their lives. I'm not sure what Clovis Conservatives are thinking. No Republican has ever balanced the budget. Climate change is making it so that many businesses will soon be impossible to insure, let alone plan or budget for. Yet they'll happily be led nose to ass by Faux News to the slaughter, repeating the same stupid mantras over and over. I suggest Clovis Smogs keep their political views out of their business identity, as I will now be making sure friends and family steer clear. And since these friends and family are educated, we're all employed with money to spend. I went down the street and found an alternative Smog Shop off of Barstow, which was fast, fairly priced, and made no mention of things that would best be left out of a smog business. Especially since those things are such an embarrassment now, and will be even more so looking back. **** 06/27/2024 -Update to my review- I'm leaving the original review above and adding the below as a response to the business owner. Thank you for writing back, as it is obvious that I made the right choice taking my business elsewhere. To answer your inquiry about the Newsom signs outside-of course I saw the signs. But, I was willing to put politics aside if it meant I went to a business that does a good job, because my political views aren't my personality. However, my time is valuable, and I won't stand around unacknowledged, waiting, when I'm not even sure if I can be seen. I did go in, I was ignored, and that's what prompted my review. I originally found your business on Yelp and it was highly recommended, which is why I attempted to stop in. As I said, my political views aren't my personality, and I'm capable of visiting a business simply to receive service. See, in San Francisco, we believe acceptance of others. That's why people of all stripes live there. Meanwhile, MAGA is all about only thinking only one way. Not everyone is Christian, and we understand and celebrate that in the Bay Area. We help people. We love others. It was being ignored and having my time wasted that truly cost you my business. I didn't mention anything about vaccines or masks, that's your narrow viewpoint showing. I will also point out that Gavin Newsom hasn't been the Mayor in San Francisco since 2011. Current San Francisco isn't anything like Faux News is telling you, but it's still been 13 years since he was in charge, so he's certainly not responsible for anything you claim. It's like when a Republican causes a recession that then plays out during the Democrat term that follows. Things take time. Since you brought it up, I'd like to ask, do you hang out in Calwa? Actual San Franciscans don't hang out in the Tenderloin. It would be like me saying Clovis is a ghetto because of Calwa. It's not really the argument you think it is. If San Francisco was actually dangerous, housing prices would be dropping. They're not. But please continue to think San Francisco isn't nice. We don't need your negativity there. read more

I had an awesome experience at Clovis Smogs! From the moment I walked in, the staff was super friendly and welcoming. They got me checked in quickly, and I didn't have to wait long for my smog test. The shop was clean, well-organized, and had a very professional vibe. What really stood out to me was how transparent they were about the process and pricing. They explained everything in detail and made sure I understood what was happening at each step. I really appreciated that since I'm not too familiar with car maintenance. I also loved that they made a smog made simple, which made the experience stress-free. Plus, the pricing was reasonable and competitive for the area. Highly recommend Clovis Smogs for anyone who needs a smog test or other services! I'll definitely be returning for any future needs. read more

We reported this matter to the State Bar, and shortly afterward, the business owner began threatening my wife with legal action. Let me be clear: intimidation tactics will not work. There is no legal basis for your threats, regardless of how strongly you assert otherwise. Furthermore, your employees have demonstrated a lack of understanding of their responsibilities something that was directly acknowledged by the Bar representative during their inspection at our home. We are fully cooperating with the investigation and will continue to document all forms of retaliation or misconduct moving forward. read more

I had a great experience at this smog shop! The staff was professional, friendly, and got me in and out quickly. The whole process was smooth, and they explained everything clearly without trying to upsell unnecessary services. The waiting area was clean and comfortable, and the prices were very reasonable compared to other places I've checked. What I appreciated most was how efficient they were, I was in and out in less than 20 minutes. I'll definitely be coming back here for future smog checks and highly recommend this shop to anyone looking for reliable and honest service. read more

Clean shop, friendly staff BUT, this is the COVID-19 era and they choose NOT to wear masks. They believe in God but think it's OK to promote spread of Coronavirus that's killed 180,000+ Americans. Uneducated, undisciplined, hypocritical sheep. Can't support a local business that doesn't want to support the community by doing their part. Clovis City council chooses masks because they support life. Shame on you! read more

Crazy Bernie and Tammy the Tornado are HUGE fans. Took our motorhome to Blanca today and passed the dreaded smog test! She treats all of her customers like VIPs. Even though they were busy we got out in under 30 min. If you want a great customer service experience go directly to Blanca at Clovis Smogs! She's a great American and deserves the business!!! Crazy Bernie read more

I had a great first experience, Brought a new truck from interstate and they were able to handle and process all the paperwork in one go, walked out with nothing left to do and saved me a trip to the DMV. Blanca and Tyler were both very knowledgeable and great to deal with. Thanks a lot!! read more

"I had a great experience at Clovis Smog . The staff was super friendly, got me in quickly, and explained the process clearly. My car was finished faster than I expected, and the price was very reasonable. I'll definitely be coming back for future smogs and recommending them to friends." read more

This place is THE BEST!! The owner was on site and extremely helpful and friendly! They also had the best prices I could find! The waiting area was cute, comfortable, and CLEAN!! I was in and out in 10 minutes. I would recommend them to anyone who needs a smog! Thank you Clovis Smogs!! read more

I found Clovis Smogs on an internet search for something near work. This was by far the best smog shop I've been to. The waiting area was clean and comfortable with free coffee. The owner was friendly and really quick. My go to place from here on out. read more

Makes sense why this Smog shop is right in the middle of the heart of Clovis! Was in and out within about 10 min but wish I could have stayed longer with all those snacks :) Thanks! -Yusuf read more

This little spot is awesome!!! Owner is super nice and friendly. Loved the waiting area! I don't drink coffee, but the inside is so "homey" I just HAD to get a cup of coffee. read more

I took my car in for a smog this week & the service was great! I was in and out quickly & the staff was informative and friendly! thanks again! I'll definitely be back read more

Five star service. Drove in on a Saturday morning and they completed my test, notified DMV and had me back on the road within 20 minutes. Very professional. read more

Best smog shop in the Fresno/Clovis area! In and out in 10 min have snacks and coffee for you while you wait in a nice clean comfortable environment! read more

Very fast and always super nice ! Recommend anyone who needs a smog to go here asap! They also do registration renewals and etc ...

Just got van smogged, staff very friendly, reasonable wait time, and a very comfortable waiting lobby with snacks and coffee.

Service was quick only had to wait 20-25 minutes, wasn't to expensive, technician/receptionist was very nice and respectful