Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllll!
Seriously. If the Brazilian's don't win the soccer World Cup, they will definitely take home the BBQ Meats Cup.
This. place. is. off. the. charts!
My flatties and I did a random rock up on a Saturday night sans booking. This was my first visit, whilst they are regulars, and we found ourselves in a line.
As the waitress told us we might not be seated tonight, the air simmered with anxiety. Personally? I was sweating like a fat man in a cake shop (wearing hot pink lycra whilst executing the 26 asanas of Bikram!)
All that flow must've sent good vibes into the cosmos because within minutes we were seated; within seconds surrounded by a bucket of icy cold coronas and a jug full of muddled mint mojito; within moments savouring mouth-watering meats.
And that's just the start of the fun.
To sum this place up for you guys -- It's all you can eat BBQ charred meats covering the entire smorgaspectrum, served tableside; by a revolving stream of super hot, well-endowed waitresses.
Wait! What the?
Yes. Well-endowed hotties walking by carrying platters of meat... Ummm yeah! Love the hiring policy. Well played mr-boss-man-hiring-guy, well played!
As our eyes met across a piled platter of pulled pork, I fell in love with one of the waitresses. Not that puppy stuff mind you. This was full blown, head over heels, truly, madly, deeply romantic love. In my meat madness I may have at one point proposed, aye and have meant it too!
Wanting to seal the deal with my paramour, I reached for a crispy bacon inspired circular disc of glistening goodness. Yeah. I put a ring on it alright! How could any real woman resist that?
Having won her heart I went into a food coma... nay a food flatline... They pulled out the crash cart. 1. 2. 3. Clear!
ZzZzZzZap!
I sprung back to life just as the next round of sirloin tip flew by and I somehow found a gap in my gorging guts, to thrust another fistful of steak into...
Then came the salads. Don't let me lose you here. The salad was GOOD. Real good. That's right, amongst the swathe of sirloin, leagues of lamb, conga lines of chorizo, plethora of pork and ribs they shoot through the odd salad. The rocket was surprising -- you get that natural pepper hit but they've managed to add a contrasting element of sweetness that elevates it a notch.
The hero of the night? That my friends is you!
The highlights:
- Jugs of Mojito (just shutup and take my money)
- Red hot staff (even the lads were hot)
- $20 buckets of 6 coronas (I know!)
- Meat mayhem (endless servings of the stuff, until you are stuffed beyond stuffing)
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