I've always been hot and cold with Mexican food. But, Chepo's is definitely on my hot scale. Anyways...there are a couple haunts I have visited, which never wowed my senses. Namely Garcia's.
First off, Garcia's, which is worth a tongue-lashing of a review in itself, is for shit. If you hail Garcia's as the finest Mexican restaurant in Alaska then you need your head examined. By a real medical doctor. An M.D.
Garcia's is worse than Taco Bell, which is now on my BAN list, after another terrible experience in the hometown of Eagle River. I'll get to that. Patience.
Garcia's is like that place a friend suggests, saying it is "so freakin' great" and builds it up as if they have happy endings as you leave. So, you decide to give it a go and find that it's like a greasy spoon joint, only Mexican, and you sit around the table wondering if you should pretend that it's great because everyone says such great things about it.
But, there's no denying it. It sucks. It's like they took Mexican TV dinners, warm them up, and serve them on a hot plate. It's almost a snobby local hang out, seeing as the frequenters take such prideful ownership of the slophouse. They can freakin' HAVE it!
Taco Bell. Now, I know some of you are saying, "Well, I actually like Taco Bell...it's great for hangovers, late night excursions, or whatever," and about a month ago I might agree with you.
Until I went to the one in Eagle River.
Once again, the local teens seeking employment in order to buy drugs, condoms, and slurpees are behind the counter and the drive thru, obviously not giving a shit if your food even comes close to resembling the taco on the menu screen.
I have a picture and I'd upload it here if I had the energy, but it's of said taco...It looks as if one of the workers was holding it open faced while another took a scoop of meat and flung it through the air to see how much the shell would catch. Y'know, like a game.
Sometimes, I feel like a grumpy old vet, and I'm not even that old...or grumpy...but the truth is, I simply expect, AT THE MINIMUM, to get DECENT service. I don't expect 'above and beyond' from Taco Bell, but putting my taco together in a somewhat orderly fashion so it doesn't look like it was made by a junior high lunch lady would be a nice start.
Actually, the lunch lady did a much better job.
My wife and I had decided that Jalapeno's was our new favorite (which is also in Eagle River), because the food really did taste authentic and they make fresh, kick ass margaritas. The place is also clean and has a cool, authentic Spanish feel. I'd recommend it, but only if Chepo's is packed.
So, what the hell makes Chepo's so great? A couple things. First off, consistency. They are prompt on service. In fact, you can probably get your food and drinks faster than you would in a Taco Bell drive through.
I have been there three times now and each time I was seated immediately and had my sweet, delicious Alaskan Amber within five minutes or less.
There is nothing more annoying that waiting for your drink past five minutes.
The next great thing about Chepo's is price and selection. There is way more to choose from than I will ever order. I got the shredded beef burro and it is the BOMB. Now, I'm sure someone will go there and try and pull some shit saying that it's not as good as the other places.
Well, to that I can only say...they are wrong. And I am right.
The burro rocks. My wife has had the fajitas and the loaded burrito, which is a regulation size football. One of the coolest, and fiscally great things about Chepo's is that they don't charge you for sour cream or additional sauce.
There is a special sauce called "the green sauce" which is like a blended guacamole and is served free if you ask for it with your complimentary chips. It is hot, so make sure you have water, but it is awesome. I've never had anything like it anywhere and it's worth the trip alone. Make sure to ask for it.
Lastly, is the desert. Check it out. It doesn't look like much, but it is freakin' awesome. Fried cinnamon cakes with chocolate sauce on top. A la mode if you want. It is like junkfood crack. You will be addicted instantly and want more of the food high when it's all gone. I assure you. There is also another version that has a cream cheese feeling and it rocks as well.
All of this at a VERY reasonable price. Less than a night at Red Robin, which is usually on the more affordable night out scale for a quick fix.
So, there it is. Get your Mexican on at Chepo's. Or don't and keep going to Garcia's. In fact, the more people that DON'T take my advice is good for me. This way I'll still get quick seating at Chepo's and not contribute to an overpopulated Garcia's reject crowd.
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