Visited CC for the very first time tonight, after being desperate to go for years. Ever since I heard about this place and the awesome movies they'd show, I knew I just had to go eventually. I finally found the time and money to go tonight (for the theater's monthly "The Room" screening) and had a blast. The audience was rowdy and hilarious and the movie (which I'd already seen countless times before) was terrible and wonderful to finally be able to behold on a bigger screen.
The only marked down-side to an otherwise delightful experience was the food. I had no idea what might be good, so I ordered some baked steak fries as an appetizer and a pizza for the entree. As I was trying to find the best spot to sit, the waitress warned that because it was so busy, it was going to take a while to get my food. I told her I didn't mind at all.
Sadly, the food was absolutely disgusting. A lot of the steak fries were either undercooked or had blackened, burned bits on them and absolutely no seasoning to speak of. I hadn't eaten anything all day, so I ate them because I was starving. I got maybe two fries out of the batch that weren't either mostly still raw or charred. The pizza came out with the steak fries and it was equally disastrous. I consider myself something of a connoisseur of good pizza and on no planet would this ever be considered good pizza. The crust was a personal-sized, hand-tossed thin and crispy style (not a fave of mine) with a three-cheese blend. The cheese itself wasn't awful, but there was barely any on the pizza to really be able to enjoy it. Also, the pizza was barely warm when I got it, so god only knows how long it had been sitting there at the pass. I don't know what else they put on the pizza but, quite frankly, it tasted like dirt. I don't know if they just threw some unwashed seasonings on there without bothering to rinse them or dropped the thing on the floor, but it was seriously nasty.
I should have cut my losses there and given up on the food, but I thought I'd give them one more shot and ordered the creme brulee for dessert. Huge mistake. They brought out this ramekin topped with a layer of unevenly blowtorched sugar crust that was sunken in, in the middle, which immediately filled my heart with dread. The menu says the creme brulee is the chef's choice of flavor (you see that a lot on this menu - "chef's choice" - I don't know if leaving this up to the chef is such a great idea, considering how the rest of the meal turned out) but I'll be damned if I could tell you what flavor it actually was. The custard (if you could call it that) was the horrifying, unappetizing color of gray/brown putty or wall spackle and was barely heated through -- there were bits that were runny and then other bits in the same ramekin that were still kind of thick and lumpy and custard-ish (and also cold. gross.).
I'd seen other reviews talking about how terrible and overpriced the food was, but I just chalked it up to Yelpers being impossible to please, as usual. Turns out, they were actually right on the money, for once. I probably should have just ordered some popcorn and a soda, like it seemed almost everyone else was doing, but - again - hadn't eaten all day, so I figured I'd order something more substantial. With the measly, poorly-cooked portions, I didn't even feel like I'd eaten anything at all. I really don't know if I just caught the chef on a bad night because it was so packed, but at the same time -- they screen this movie literally one night every month (sometimes more, depending on the time of the year) - so it's not like the chef hasn't had a chance to get used to the sheer size of the crowd and how busy it would be.
Personally, I think they should dump "The Chef" out on his arse and find someone who actually knows how to cook.
Really, really disappointed with the food, but the movie was great. So, by all means - if you want to see a great cult movie that you haven't seen in years (or maybe never even saw on the big screen), then pay them a visit at Central Cinema. Just make sure you don't order anything but the popcorn and a soda. xp read more