Review is for 6th Annual Spring Oyster Fest ONLY.
$60 online | $70 at the door
STAY AWAY. NOT WORTH IT.
Here's some backstory...
When I finally arrived after taking the bus to get to red hook, I was super pumped to see all this nice outdoor space upstairs at Brooklyn Crab, especially since it was such a nice day out. Sadly, the oyster fest was being hosted on the ground floor in the back next to a row of portapotties...
After being in line for a while, we were greeted by hosts that were super enthusiastic and nice. I was thinking, YAY, start to a great event. They give you wristbands, and a mini plastic mug, which I totally thought was a throwaway souvenir but more on that later...
It was already such a mess by the time I got there, about 15 min after the start time. There were so many different lines, the space was overcrowded with tables, and a LOT of confused people.
- We thought oysters would be delivered to the tables in batches (you know, so overcrowding/lines wouldn't happen). Nope. You have to go to each station yourself and pick up the oysters.
- But wait, no plates! We asked the host at the door, they don't know. We ask a waiter, they don't know. We ask the shuckers at the oyster station, THEY DON'T KNOW EITHER. Wow. We had to convince the stand selling food to please give us some trays...pathetic. They said no plates because this was meant to be a tasting (aka you pick one up and eat it right then and there), what the hell.
- Some oyster stands insisted we could only get one of each. Others didn't really care how many you grabbed. The shuckers couldn't keep up, poor guys, they should have had at least 2-3 people at each station, and they should have probably had people shucking behind the scenes too!!!
- Most of the oysters that were shucked were not separated from the shell and/or had sand/shell in the oyster itself from poor shucking. Ugh.
- Remember that mini plastic mug I mentioned they gave us at the door? Turns out, no mini mug, no beer! They would only pour you a tasting size in that mug...this mug was probably 1/3 of a regular beer. Most of my friends who came in didn't even get a mug for some reason and had to go back and ask for one. Most beer vendors didn't care if you just stood there and got refills or poured it into a bigger cup, but why waste people's time when they could be enjoying their full beers for longer with their friends back at their table?!
- Event was for sure OVERSOLD. RIDICULOUS. Most people couldn't even get more than 6 oysters, which would have amounted to 1 of each kind they offered.
- I think everyone at this event deserves at least a partial refund.
The 1-star is for the awesome beer vendors who just seemed genuinely happy to share the beers from their brewery. I feel horrible for making my friends pay $60-70 (plus all the money a lot of us paid for ubers, etc!) for a super sub-par event, never again!!! read more