My friends and I decided to hit up Blind Bob's last Friday. I was shocked to discover I had to pay for parking at the Oregon District, despite driving a hybrid. I am single-handedly saving the environment. I should have special rights, such as not having to pay for parking. That's not Blind Bob's fault though.
While paying the cover to get in, I was disgusted to discover so many people smoking in front of the building and on the patio. Cigarettes should be banned everywhere on the planet. This is unacceptable. The bouncer said people should be allowed to choose whether or not they want to smoke. Look, I am all for freedom of thought and speech, but when it goes against my established personal reality, then your thought and speech really shouldn't exist in society. I'm the most tolerant, accepting, and open-minded person out there. In fact, I'm so tolerant, accepting, and open-minded, that nobody should have opinions that differ from mine. If you disagree with anything in which I believe, you are just closed-minded.
Once inside, I felt at home. We all felt comfortable and welcomed. The last couple of places we visited made us feel very uncomfortable. My friend is a gay man, but he identifies as a straight man. He is currently suing himself for sexual assault after a night of masturbating. #MeToo is alive and well in Dayton, Ohio. My other friend is novigender (their gender is so complicated it's impossible to label as a single term). I sometimes identify as a cat. Sadly, even in 2024, it's still very difficult to find a place that accepts everyone/everything. Thankfully, Blind Bob's is one of those places. The only issue we had concerned the bathrooms, which I will address soon.
We decided not to get any food or alcohol, since they didn't offer anything that didn't result in the senseless murder of an animal or plant. We used our hands to scoop water from the bathroom faucet to our mouths because we didn't want to support the people who pollute our Earth by making plastic cups. Speaking of bathrooms, I'm sad to report Blind Bob's still adheres to the archaic binary system. There are infinitely many genders, so I know it's not economically possible to accommodate for everyone, but every restaurant should have at least 50 different designated bathrooms to accommodate for the people who identify as the most popular genders.
The music was just fantastic! All of the songs by all of the bands sounded the same. It was perfect. We had a great time not being able to hear each other talk over the same chord progressions for three hours. We were really feeling good about ourselves that night. In fact, when they announced that it was last call, we decided to leave my car and just take the 15-mile trip home by foot. We figured it would save precious resources and help reduce even more pollution. It took us five hours to get home, but it was worth it. None of us have jobs, so sleeping until noon isn't an issue for us.
Overall, it was a great night! I would advise you not to turn a "blind" eye to this establishment!
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