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Bacon Bitch

3.6 (545 reviews)
Closed • 10:00 am - 5:00 pm

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Ronald M.

Checked out Bacon Bitch in Biscayne Bay recently. The ambiance and overall vibe of the place are great fun atmosphere and a cool spot to hang out, especially if you're looking for a lively brunch scene. The food was really good as well. Everything tasted fresh and flavorful, and the dishes were definitely the highlight of the experience. The service wasn't bad, but it could use a little improvement. It felt like things were moving a bit slower than expected at times. Nothing terrible, just something that could make the experience even better if it was a little more attentive. Overall, still a solid spot for good food and a great vibe.

Astrida M.

If you are a bacon lover, then Bacon Bitch is the place for you! Located at the waterfront on the second floor Bayside Marketplace in downtown Miami, they have really good breakfasts, brunches, and lunches with nice, thick pieces of bacon added to your meal. Everything is about bacon and the hostess will greet you by saying "Welcome Bitch!" Hooefully you are not offended as it is not meant in that way. This is a high-energy place with high-energy servers and guests. The music is loud and they play hits from the 2000-2010 era. The menu prices are not cheap and then there are the add-ons that you will want. They do have a great menu there. The ambiance is very beachy with eye-catching decor in light woods and white walls and white accessories! It is a fun place and very crowded on the weekends. I met up with a good friend for lunch. She chose the Filet of Bitch Fish sandwich and I had the Western Chicken sandwich. They both came with fries and the portions were generous. The fries were on the dry side though. The sandwiches were pretty good. We each had a cocktail with our meals. The drinks were excellent but pricey. Our server was Jacqueline, who was friendly and nice but a litte forgetful. We had to keep asking her to fill up our water glasses. We had a great table with a view of the waterfront and city. I would return here again.

Terrance F.

We came here today while vacationing in Miami. I must say it's hilarious how they greet you by saying welcome b!tches. The B word is displayed almost everywhere lol. The food was good. The inside decor was nice. They also had nice music playing in the background as well. This was a very unusual experience to me. My daughter was tickled by everything. We had a side b**** and a main b**** for our waiters

Nikki F.

We stopped here for a quick breakfast. I made reservations via Open Table the day before. The staff were all friendly. We ordered the Bacon Bitch French Toast and the Silver Dollar pancakes with bacon and eggs. The food arrived in a timely manner. The French Toast was pretty good. The Silver Dollar pancakes were a bit dry and lukewarm. The restaurant was large and clean and had great views of the Bay Area. If you are sensitive to music or have young kids, just know the music is explicit. I found the cost to be a tad bit expensive.

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Jerran N.

What a time!!! Made reservations for a Friday at 2:30. Surely they couldn't be to poppin right? WRONG WRONG WRONG! Place was LIT!!!! Our friends were a little late so we sat at the bar and the Miami Vice was hitting. The wife slurped it down pretty fast. Our friends finally showed up and we were quickly seated. The wait staff is hilarious. Be prepared to be called all types of "bitches". Little bitch, big bitch, soft bitch, u name it. Totally on par with the name of the establishment. For food choices I ordered the chicken and waffles and my wife ordered the maple sliders. Food took about 15/20 mins to come out. Just as we were beginning to eat the place turned up a notch for someone's birthday. The fireworks, ass shaking, great music and photo taking had begun. That lasted for about 5-10 minutes and the tik tok videos you saw online came to light. As for the food. The bacon is crispy and delicious. The fried chicken is superb. The waffle however is stale and dry. Cold as well. The syrup couldn't help it either. I was disappointed in the waffle. The eggs are super duper wet but delicious. My wife couldn't handle the wet eggs on her maple sliders. She ate them all but wished the eggs were cooked a little longer. The service can be a tad bit slow due to all the hype going on in the restaurant. They were definitely busy. There are several mirrors for picture opportunities. I highly recommend. If you're down for a good time with a hint of ratchetness this is your spot. I can't wait to return again.

Dartise J.

The atmosphere was a vibe! Only if you like loud music which I do for brunch settings. The food was decent, and the drinks were strong. I definitely want to comeback on a busy day

Breakfast tacos and loaded hash browns.
Melissa L.

This is such a fun place to get a bite to eat. My cousins and I stopped here before our cruise and I must say the food is good. The vibe is fun, the service was great, and the music was poppin. Our high yellow/redbone "bitch" waitress was great. Stop by before your cruise or after you depart. Either way you'll have a good time.

Crystal H.

Absolutely loved Bacon Bitch in Miami! From the moment we walked in, the vibe was unmatched. The decor was bold and fun, and I loved the messages on the mirrors -- such a cool, playful touch that set the tone right away. The music was on point, the food was great, and the energy just kept building. Not long after we arrived, it turned into "SHOT O'CLOCK" -- shots flowing, music bumping, and even a spontaneous twerk-off . The staff fully leaned into the fun, which made it even better. This was the perfect way to end our vacation. If you want great food, great music, and a party atmosphere, this is the place. HIGHLY RECOMMEND--WILL DEFINITELY BE BACK BITCHHHH

Cold hash browns barely in grits in the bowl. Waste of money.
Shakirah S.

Decided to visit this restaurant while awaiting to board a cruise ship. We were seated quickly no waiting. Good vibes and music our server was pretty good. Food wasn't great I ordered the loaded hash browns. Three hash brown patties with unmelted cheese. They weren't even hot! Along with a side of cheesy grits, which tasted great. The side was barely a cup of grits in the bowl. Extremely underwhelming experience, will not return or recommend.

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Trielle R.

An amazing establishment offering a fun and exciting atmosphere. I got a kick out of our waitress calling my husband a "Bitch". Be prepared everyone is a bitch, even my son was a "lil bitch". Our waitress mata was great. The food and drinks were on point and worth every penny. -Almond Butter Toast- 7/10 very rich and messy. I would ask for like. Chocolate chips. -curvy 10/10- a croissant breakfast sandwich with bacon,eggs,and cheese. Fulfilling. Would definitely order again. -sweet potato Hash 10/10 so flavorful, fulfilling. - lil American off the lil bitch menu- 10/10 pancakes are fluffy, my picky son ate majority of his meal. Drinks: My husband is not a drinker so he got a virgin drunk bitch.. 10/10 would be even better with he alcohol. Passionate bitch with reposado tequila instead of mezcal since I'm not a fan of Smokey flavor. 10/10 A must try this place. I would say more of a brunch with the girls instead of the family

Fries were "okay"
Pat C.

An eccentric breakfast and sandwich shop on the Bay where everybody calls everybody "bitches". Unique sandwiches and breakfast items. A fun place to visit. Not too expensive. A fun environment!

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Dominique C.

Pros: Nice location near the beach. The food was amazing and the server was really friend. They placed great music (r&b /hip hop). Cons: nothing really! Overall I had a great experience. I loved how the incorporated the word B$&ch into their service and branding. It was very funny and interesting

Ingrid S.

Not impressed. 1st time in Miami, I went here this morning on my way to the airport. Cute environment, lovely staff . I loved the way the waitress greeted us " welcome to bacon bitches " I loved that... super cute. The food was just ok. Would I come back again?? Probably not unless someone else is paying.... I got the classic breakfast, not seen on my pictures, just ok! I was pissed about that $7 orange juice! If they had the option of having real home potatoes and an omelette of some sort it would've been better for me. Those frozen hash browns are just lazy , cheap & price gouging! My opinion!

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We had a reservation for 8 people on Sunday, confirmed our reservation, and then closed without informing us.

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Food was terrible gave me the worst stomach ache for two days the windows were so dirty you can't even see out of them avoid at all cost

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Food was awesome and loved the food and atmosphere!! Great music and vibe. The bartender was great

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The music was so loud that we couldn't talk to each other and the waitress didn't get our order correct.

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Food came out fast. Eggs were awful. Music is too loud to have a conversation. I would not recommend.

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Jordyn was AMAZING! Beautiful inside and out. Service was a 10/0! The food was amazing.... Will be again and again.

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The food and drinks were great! Fun atmosphere. Only complaint is the music is so loud! Other than that I'd give it a 5.

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Is the music explicit?

Yes, it was. Very loud also. Hard to hear conversations.

Is there an age requirement to eat at the restaurant; I keep hearing different things?

We were there for brunch on a Saturday and there were children dining in the restaurant.

Is bacon bitch as lit on weekdays as it is on weekends?

Yes bitchhhh

Do they have bottomless mimosas today?

No they don't.

Do they offer bottomless mimosas during their brunch hours on the weekends?

No they do not :(

Is there a number to call because the general number for bayside never answers?

they do have a phone number but for some reason no one answers when you call

Do they have gluten free options?

I'm not 100% sure if they have anything that is fully gluten free because at any point something could have been contaminated. But I will say their VEGAN - Impossible Beef,… 

What are the brunch hours for Sunday's?

We serve brunch all day, all week!

Is this establishment Kid friendly?

Not if you don't want your child to hear profanity.

How's parking for this location?

We actually walked here from downtown, 10 mins. I would assume plenty of parking as its near the Ferris wheel. Note navigation takes you to the wrong end of the mall. Webasked a security guard 😀

Are pets allowed?

I didn't see any pets, but they have seating around the perimeter that might allow for an accommodation. Call them to see if they do, just to be sure😊

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