Checked out Bacon Bitch in Biscayne Bay recently. The ambiance and overall vibe of the place are great fun atmosphere and a cool spot to hang out, especially if you're looking for a lively brunch scene. The food was really good as well. Everything tasted fresh and flavorful, and the dishes were definitely the highlight of the experience. The service wasn't bad, but it could use a little improvement. It felt like things were moving a bit slower than expected at times. Nothing terrible, just something that could make the experience even better if it was a little more attentive. Overall, still a solid spot for good food and a great vibe. read more

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The service here was genuinely impressive friendly, attentive, and the kind of experience that makes you want to come back. Shoutout to the staff for making me feel taken care of from the moment I walked in. Unfortunately, the food didn't quite live up to the hype. I ordered the loaded hash browns, and the cheese was completely unmelted just sitting on top like an afterthought. For a spot that's built its brand around indulgent, over-the-top breakfast fare, the execution fell flat. I was expecting something gooey, loaded, and satisfying. What I got felt rushed and unfinished. The concept is fun and the vibe is great, but the kitchen needs to match the energy the front-of-house is bringing. Hoping this was an off day, because with service this good, the food really should be hitting differently. Would consider giving it another shot, but the loaded hash browns need some serious work before I'd recommend them. read more

I don't enjoy writing negative reviews, but this experience truly missed the mark when it came to the food. I ordered the maple chicken pancake slider, and unfortunately, it was extremely disappointing. There was barely any meat--just two very thin slices of chicken sausage and a couple of small pieces of bacon with some shredded cheese. The dish is advertised as coming with egg, but since I'm allergic, I couldn't eat that component, making the lack of protein even more noticeable. Overall, the portion felt insufficient and far from what one would expect from a quality meal. As shown in the photos, the sliders lacked substance and did not reflect good value or thoughtful preparation. The meal was unsatisfying and, in my opinion, not worth the price. For these reasons, I would rate the food a zero. That said, not everything was negative. The atmosphere of the restaurant was enjoyable, with great music creating a pleasant vibe. Additionally, the staff--including the hostess and waitress--were friendly, attentive, and provided excellent service. Their professionalism was the highlight of the visit. Pros: * Friendly and attentive staff * Pleasant atmosphere with good music Cons: * Extremely small portions * Lack of advertised meat in the dish * Not accommodating for an egg allergy * Poor value for the price Overall: While the ambiance and service were commendable, the food quality and portion size were deeply disappointing. I hope the restaurant improves its menu execution to match the otherwise positive dining experience. read more

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This is such a fun place to get a bite to eat. My cousins and I stopped here before our cruise and I must say the food is good. The vibe is fun, the service was great, and the music was poppin. Our high yellow/redbone "bitch" waitress was great. Stop by before your cruise or after you depart. Either way you'll have a good time. read more

Bacon Bitch - Breakfast tacos and loaded hash browns. - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Miami, Florida

Music was loud. I read the reviews and expected it. Just didn't think it would affect me like it did. Food was ok. I had the loaded has browns and added some eggs. Ordered the bacon flight. One piece was just far too salty for us to eat. My son had a chicken with waffles. Waffles were mid and chicken was bone dry. Service was fast and good. read more

We came here today while vacationing in Miami. I must say it's hilarious how they greet you by saying welcome b!tches. The B word is displayed almost everywhere lol. The food was good. The inside decor was nice. They also had nice music playing in the background as well. This was a very unusual experience to me. My daughter was tickled by everything. We had a side b**** and a main b**** for our waiters read more

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We stopped here for a quick breakfast. I made reservations via Open Table the day before. The staff were all friendly. We ordered the Bacon Bitch French Toast and the Silver Dollar pancakes with bacon and eggs. The food arrived in a timely manner. The French Toast was pretty good. The Silver Dollar pancakes were a bit dry and lukewarm. The restaurant was large and clean and had great views of the Bay Area. If you are sensitive to music or have young kids, just know the music is explicit. I found the cost to be a tad bit expensive. read more

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If you are a bacon lover, then Bacon Bitch is the place for you! Located at the waterfront on the second floor Bayside Marketplace in downtown Miami, they have really good breakfasts, brunches, and lunches with nice, thick pieces of bacon added to your meal. Everything is about bacon and the hostess will greet you by saying "Welcome Bitch!" Hooefully you are not offended as it is not meant in that way. This is a high-energy place with high-energy servers and guests. The music is loud and they play hits from the 2000-2010 era. The menu prices are not cheap and then there are the add-ons that you will want. They do have a great menu there. The ambiance is very beachy with eye-catching decor in light woods and white walls and white accessories! It is a fun place and very crowded on the weekends. I met up with a good friend for lunch. She chose the Filet of Bitch Fish sandwich and I had the Western Chicken sandwich. They both came with fries and the portions were generous. The fries were on the dry side though. The sandwiches were pretty good. We each had a cocktail with our meals. The drinks were excellent but pricey. Our server was Jacqueline, who was friendly and nice but a litte forgetful. We had to keep asking her to fill up our water glasses. We had a great table with a view of the waterfront and city. I would return here again. read more

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What a time!!! Made reservations for a Friday at 2:30. Surely they couldn't be to poppin right? WRONG WRONG WRONG! Place was LIT!!!! Our friends were a little late so we sat at the bar and the Miami Vice was hitting. The wife slurped it down pretty fast. Our friends finally showed up and we were quickly seated. The wait staff is hilarious. Be prepared to be called all types of "bitches". Little bitch, big bitch, soft bitch, u name it. Totally on par with the name of the establishment. For food choices I ordered the chicken and waffles and my wife ordered the maple sliders. Food took about 15/20 mins to come out. Just as we were beginning to eat the place turned up a notch for someone's birthday. The fireworks, ass shaking, great music and photo taking had begun. That lasted for about 5-10 minutes and the tik tok videos you saw online came to light. As for the food. The bacon is crispy and delicious. The fried chicken is superb. The waffle however is stale and dry. Cold as well. The syrup couldn't help it either. I was disappointed in the waffle. The eggs are super duper wet but delicious. My wife couldn't handle the wet eggs on her maple sliders. She ate them all but wished the eggs were cooked a little longer. The service can be a tad bit slow due to all the hype going on in the restaurant. They were definitely busy. There are several mirrors for picture opportunities. I highly recommend. If you're down for a good time with a hint of ratchetness this is your spot. I can't wait to return again. read more

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The atmosphere was a vibe! Only if you like loud music which I do for brunch settings. The food was decent, and the drinks were strong. I definitely want to comeback on a busy day read more

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Our first visit was on 6/19--totally because we spotted Bacon Bitch on TikTok! Since it was a Thursday, not a weekend, we didn't get all the wild thrills and frills from those viral vids, but I still loved the whole vibe. The server straight-up asked if I wanted to "make my drink a double or be a weak bitch"--I cracked up, it was hilarious and super cute! I went with "weak bitch" because my drink was already $18! Our server--Maddie or Maggie?--was an absolute doll, by the way. Now, let's talk food. I ordered chicken & waffles. The chicken was on point--well-seasoned and juicy, no complaints there. But the waffles? Way too thick for my taste. The food and drinks were decent, but nothing blew me away. And here's the kicker--they're way too pricey and don't validate parking. Nope, not cool. So, all in all, I'm giving Bacon Bitch 3 stars. Good vibes, but they need to fix the food and stop draining our wallet! read more

Absolutely loved Bacon Bitch in Miami! From the moment we walked in, the vibe was unmatched. The decor was bold and fun, and I loved the messages on the mirrors -- such a cool, playful touch that set the tone right away. The music was on point, the food was great, and the energy just kept building. Not long after we arrived, it turned into "SHOT O'CLOCK" -- shots flowing, music bumping, and even a spontaneous twerk-off . The staff fully leaned into the fun, which made it even better. This was the perfect way to end our vacation. If you want great food, great music, and a party atmosphere, this is the place. HIGHLY RECOMMEND--WILL DEFINITELY BE BACK BITCHHHH read more

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Decided to visit this restaurant while awaiting to board a cruise ship. We were seated quickly no waiting. Good vibes and music our server was pretty good. Food wasn't great I ordered the loaded hash browns. Three hash brown patties with unmelted cheese. They weren't even hot! Along with a side of cheesy grits, which tasted great. The side was barely a cup of grits in the bowl. Extremely underwhelming experience, will not return or recommend. read more

Bacon Bitch - Cold hash browns barely in grits in the bowl. Waste of money. - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Miami, Florida

An amazing establishment offering a fun and exciting atmosphere. I got a kick out of our waitress calling my husband a "Bitch". Be prepared everyone is a bitch, even my son was a "lil bitch". Our waitress mata was great. The food and drinks were on point and worth every penny. -Almond Butter Toast- 7/10 very rich and messy. I would ask for like. Chocolate chips. -curvy 10/10- a croissant breakfast sandwich with bacon,eggs,and cheese. Fulfilling. Would definitely order again. -sweet potato Hash 10/10 so flavorful, fulfilling. - lil American off the lil bitch menu- 10/10 pancakes are fluffy, my picky son ate majority of his meal. Drinks: My husband is not a drinker so he got a virgin drunk bitch.. 10/10 would be even better with he alcohol. Passionate bitch with reposado tequila instead of mezcal since I'm not a fan of Smokey flavor. 10/10 A must try this place. I would say more of a brunch with the girls instead of the family read more

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Food was good~ staff was great. The big turn off was the bathroom. The floor was nasty and bugs everywhere! read more

An eccentric breakfast and sandwich shop on the Bay where everybody calls everybody "bitches". Unique sandwiches and breakfast items. A fun place to visit. Not too expensive. A fun environment! read more

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Pros: Nice location near the beach. The food was amazing and the server was really friend. They placed great music (r&b /hip hop). Cons: nothing really! Overall I had a great experience. I loved how the incorporated the word B$&ch into their service and branding. It was very funny and interesting read more

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Not impressed. 1st time in Miami, I went here this morning on my way to the airport. Cute environment, lovely staff . I loved the way the waitress greeted us " welcome to bacon bitches " I loved that... super cute. The food was just ok. Would I come back again?? Probably not unless someone else is paying.... I got the classic breakfast, not seen on my pictures, just ok! I was pissed about that $7 orange juice! If they had the option of having real home potatoes and an omelette of some sort it would've been better for me. Those frozen hash browns are just lazy , cheap & price gouging! My opinion! read more

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Got into town early and was looking for breakfast . It was the only place open early . So why not . I got a Bloody Mary, my GF got a coconut margarita. Both were very good, but I think overpriced for a glass of ice . They were like $15-$17 each more or less . I got the chicken and waffles , she got the chicken sandwich . The food was a little pricy but was very good . Which is what we're there for . My chicken was cooked perfectly, juicy and two big pieces of chicken . Her sandwich was good , she enjoyed it . The only things that really turned me off was the music , it was more like a dance club playing LOUD rap type music . And the first few times they say bitch it's funny . By the end of our meal I was a little sick of hearing it . One drink each with the like 18% service charge and they ask for a tip on top of that . The bill was $120 for breakfast. Yikes ! read more

Bacon Bitch - Chicken and Waffles - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Miami, Florida

Food was great the vibe of the staff was wonderful. The bar was packed as we waited for tables. Great spot to start off your cruise vacation read more

Bacon Bitch - Pancakes and eggs - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Miami, Florida

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I went to eat there after spending a very hot day in Bayside, and from the moment we walked in, the heat inside the restaurant was unbearable. I could see into the kitchen, and honestly I felt bad for the workers -- they looked exhausted and completely drenched in sweat. I asked one of the employees coming out of the kitchen why it was so hot, and he told me they have been working without air conditioning for more than a year. Another thing I want to mention is that the cockroaches seemed to be having a party all over the dining area. Very disgusting. The food was okay, but the most disappointing part of all this is how restaurant owners can care so little about their employees. For my part, I will never come back to this place, and I recommend that others avoid it as well. read more

We had a great time! Food was stellar! We ate here for breakfast before boarding our cruise ship! Definitely a party! Service was great!

Great place Food was yummy Service was great! When in Miami we would definitely come back! read more

Bacon Bitch - Breakfast! - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Miami, Florida

The atmosphere and vibes are a 10/10. We had so much fun for brunch this past weekend. The dj played great music and the staff was very friendly. I forgot to put our servers name in my notes because I always like to shout them out for great service but she's the one with the fan and ponytail in the video. The food was good, could've been a little better. Especially the bacon as it wasn't crispy but wasn't worth complaining about. If you're looking strictly for an amazing (quiet) meal, I would probably pick a different place but if you're looking to BRUNCH with good food, drinks, and vibes, I highly recommend read more

Lively, and very fun atmosphere. Great experience. Would definitely recommend for a girls outing. Can't remember the gentleman's name who assisted the Main B$&@?. I think it was Anthony(started with an A) had excellent customer service. Would recommend. read more

Bacon Bitch - Breakfast Tacos & Curvy - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Miami, Florida

Bacon Bitch did not disappoint. Great vibe great food. Jackie was the best bitch, excellent service!!!! read more

Bacon Bitch - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Miami, Florida

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get the shrimp and grits! They're soooo good! Staff was really nice and I only stumbled upon this place while walking by. Will definitely come back and try more dishes in the future. Also it was cute ambiance and decently priced food. read more

If you are looking for a really fun brunch then this is your spot. You walk into a great open concept restaurant with a stunning view and they're playing a fire playlist. The waitstaff is so funny and they definitely stick to their concept. They even went around giving out free shots. Like could not have had more fun with our Bach group. The food was INSANELY good. Everything ordered for the table was delicious and the hangover Bloody Mary drink was to die for. 10/10 recommend! read more

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Came here for brunch with a friend while in town. I got the classic breakfast and added a side of sourdough bread & smashed avocado. The food was good. I loved the waffle hashbrowns. I also got the mojito flight. It was cute but tasted like straight juice. For close to $30 I expected more from the drinks. Loved that they had a female DJ playing music, but it was extremely loud!!! You could barely have a conversation over the music. It's an ok spot to check out for the standard Miami vibe, not if you're looking for a foodie spot. read more

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This review is basically a 3+ due to a very delicious (and unique) food choice, friendly service by a busy server at the bar, and an overall 'vibe' that had to be accepted, since it's the theme. The bacon flight was pretty much superb, and the accompanying onion rings were tasty and a good texture. The presentation was sensible and visually fun. A rather over-priced glass of iced tea should certainly not be re-charged on a single refill. Using plastic cutlery while dining isn't a total challenge, but the brand they use doesn't allow the knife blade to fit between the fork tines, so you have to adjust the cutting process. The pretty much non-stop 'bitch banter' is in keeping with the theme, but a few of the servers try to take it to a new lever. Some of the customers (especially any repeat regulars) may love that, so good for them. All of that conversation requires a loud voice because . . . . the loud music doesn't create and atmosphere but BECOMES the total atmosphere. You can get your weekly/monthly dose of the F and N words in a single brunch visit. Again, some diners may really love it. Some of the extreme drink creations leaving the bar were visually stunning, just nothing I'd order for myself. I'll call this a One & Done experience for me, but I think that is influenced by my age, so I'm not gonna say I don't recommend this for others. That wouldn't be fair. read more

Bacon Bitch - Bacon Flight = Tasty!! - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Miami, Florida

First time visiting, walking in the door, I was welcomed at the door by being called a Bitch. I found that very offensive. Secondly the food was disgusting, was not made according to the menu. The music was way too loud and degrading. Then they automatically add a service charge to your bill and requested an 18% tip. Leaving i was called another Bitch. I express my disgust for the word. I was told it was her job to call all customers that. I will not be returning. Not a family oriented place. As a Christian and visiting with family, I found this place a disgrace. read more

The music is definitely loud here and people are definitely twerking and, thus, it is a VIBE. My friend and I shared the tater tot tacos and the chicken + waffles and both were so delicious. The chicken is crispy and juicy, and the tater tot tacos were my favorite. The waitress was also super fun and friendly. If you check in on Yelp, you can also get a free coffee! I'd say the coffee is OK. read more

Bacon Bitch - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Miami, Florida

Atmosphere: The building is bay side so they views of the water and city are amazing! Staff was great, so funny too, and if you get offended easily they refer to themselves and you as "b*tch" so its overall a great environment. Its a little bare BUT the have cute mirrors with sayings on them that you can take photos in. Food: I ate the Maple Bacon Griddle Sliders and they were great! The only complaint I had was that they fell apart in my hands making it difficult to eat, but the taste made up for it by far! Overall: Would eat here again. read more

Bacon Bitch - Maple Bacon Griddle Sliders - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Miami, Florida

Fun place for Bitches to east brunch and sandwiches. Don't be scared bitch, it ain't raunchy, we just hungry bitches. So hungry we ate half the food before we snapped a picture, so you know it's good. Chicken & Waffles came with a spicy syrup that was legit. Maple sliders were sticky and yummy like that bitch last night. Have fun and enjoy this place. read more

Bacon Bitch - Maple Sliders and Chicjeb and Waffles - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Miami, Florida

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The food is good. I just really miss the cheesy hashbrown. The service is always good. Ambience is always a vibe for the turn up!

The breakfast sandwich was delish. I happened to stumble on this place while looking for a brunch spot. So mimosa and breakfast Sandwich hit the spot. Next time I will have to come back and try the coffee. Customers enjoyed the coffee. We did not have to wait long to get served which was great. The menu has many options. read more

Bacon Bitch - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Miami, Florida

Always great time! Love the environment the cocktails are always superb.... Music the vibe is a MUST! Took the girls for their first time and they so enjoyed every second ! read more

Bacon Bitch - The pleasure - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Miami, Florida

Me and my family went for a birthday and military graduation celebration, and we had a time! Our food was tasty, the vibes were definitely there, and coupling the location with our amazing hotel, and the impeccable service from the host stand to our waitress, I can't say enough how much fun we had! read more

Bacon Bitch - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Miami, Florida

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The food was pretty good. However there was hair in the syrup tub. Well were not offered water until I had to ask. Service was not attentive. The ambience was top notch however. The loaded hash brown was good. read more

Bacon Bitch - Inside of restaurant - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Miami, Florida

"Hello Bitches" is the typical greeting when patrons arrive so prepare yourself for that. Not quite like Dicks Last Resort though as the pretty faces that greet you compensate. The savory smell of bacon lured us way before we left the parking garage so we gave BB a go for breakfast/brunch. Oh my....diners will not be disappointed by the food. Great presentation and taste albeit a bit pricy. The Almond Toast was delish and the Cafecito perfect. The atmosphere is somewhat noisy (think club music) and the place could use a fresh coat of paint as well. Our table was sticky gummy and the windows by our table cloudy with Lord knows what. Surprised I was even able to spot a lizard wandering around below the restaurant. Be sure to check in first as BB offers Yelpers a complimentary Café con Leche!!!! read more

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