A joint with a name like What A Burger is usually a sure thing for hot dog lovers. Any place that's known for burgers is usually smart enough to cash in on the hot dog love.
What A Burger is one of the smart ones. A West Columbia institution since 1953, What A Burger is now owned by Jeannie Watts and is still serving up a fast, inexpensive lunch over across the river.
What A Burger has a full menu of eats, but owner Jeannie says they're most well known for their burgers. Taking over the old school eatery was something different for her, but two years later she's quick to say she loves it.
They serve up chili dogs with chili, mustard and onion, and ventures into the corn dog category with a hand-dipped corn dog. You can add slaw, jalapenos and cheese if you want. Get a two-dog lunch combo (chili dogs or corn dogs), fries and a drink for less than the cost of, say, a Wild Dog and bag of Zapps.
Also on the menu: crinkle cut fries, the subject of many a Dog Fight conversation. There have been some pretty heated discussions about what fries are best with what. Curly fries. Steak fries. Shoestring fries. Chili cheese fries. Not that much talk about fries today though there was other stuff going on.
Today we had two big firsts in Dog Fight's long, storied history. One, we were joined by our first celebrity judge: Anne Postic, aka The Shop Tart. As if that was not enough, all-around-nice-guy and photographer from The State paper Rich Glickstein was there documenting today's Dog Fight for an upcoming story.
But enough of this, let's talk about the dogs.
How the Dog Fight went down.
Debra:
Dog 1: Chili
Dog 2: Cheeseburger*
Jeff:
Dog 1: Chili
Dog 2: Chili
Amy:
Dog 1: Chili, add cheese
Dog 2: Corn dog
Russell:
Dog 1: Chili, add slaw
Dog 2: Pimento cheeseburger*
Julie
Dog 1: Chili, add cheese
Dog 2: Corn dog
Karolynn
Dog 1: Slaw dog (DIY)
Dog 2: Corn dog
Dean
Dog 1: Chili
Dog 2: Mustard and onions
Dog 3: Corn dog
Shop Tart
Dog 1: Chili**
* Again, it's hard to ignore the beefy goodness when you go to a place called What A Burger. Russell and Debra each enjoyed a burger alongside their hot dog. Which has been ruled fair in a previous Dog Fight. See Mack's.
** Shop Tart took her plain-Jane chili dog to the next level. Removing the bun, she placed her hot dog atop an iceberg salad and added cheese, coleslaw, jalapenos and Country French Salad Dressing. Done throwing up in your mouth? Au contraire. Shop Tart proclaimed it fabulous and ate the whole thing. Not only that, she didn't let the bun go to waste. She sopped the plate clean and attributed the salad's tasty goodness to the layering of cold and warm together. Like you get on a BLT.
The Dogs
Dean said the meat was good. And most everyone agreed it was a tasty hot dog. Russell said they tasted better than they looked. Julie thought this bun was as good as LuLu's and promptly announced it to the entire place. Jeff's eyes got big and Dean immediately disagreed saying the bun on his was too soggy. Shop Tart said the bun was soft and sweet.
That's about when the corn dogs entered the fray. Those that got the corn dogs agreed it was pretty disappointing. Amy thought it was the dense batter which was too doughy and had no discernable flavor. At first, Karolynn thought the odd after taste might have been the oil they used, but then after another bite thought it must be the batter. Dean said he ate the whole thing, but didn't like it.
The Toppings
Between Shop Tart's salad and Karolynn's slaw dog, there was a lot of DIY action at today's Dog Fight. Amy liked how What A Burger put the cheese under the chili. Usually it's just sprinkled on top.
As for the chili itself, most thought the flavor was good and was a good fit for the dog. But to some (well, maybe just Julie) the texture was oddly pate-ish. Jeff explained it clearly by noting that it's "hot dog chili. Just not chili chili."
Karolynn gave kudos to the slaw's peppery, sweet taste, saying it was one of the best to date. One place we don't get into very often is presentation. Several reviewers noted that the wax paper wrap added to the flavor of the lunch. It kept is all nice and neat before it went to your belly.
The Verdict
What A Burger's score definitely got dragged down by the what-a-disappointment corn dog. According to Jeff, Dog Fight Director of Math and Spreadsheet Maintenance, What A Burger landed in the bottom third with a score of 19.06 just behind Hooligan's.
The bottom line? You don't have to stick to the burgers at What A Burger, but we'd highly recommend sticking to the chili dog or DIYing yourself up a nice slaw dog.
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