Let's start with some rapping:
If you're Dr. Watson, it's the ELEMENTARY-VI
If you have 2 lovers, wanna make it THREE-VI?
If the bathroom's empty, I need to use the PEE-VI
And if you need a fruit drink, come and try VIVI
If you're on Kayak, I'm the TRAVELOCITY-VI
If you're Siouxsie Sioux, then I'm the BANSHEE-VI
If you're the Titanic, then I'll be the DEBRIS-VI
If you like Sade, just call me the MARQUIS-VI
If you're running for election, I'm the ABSENTEE-VI
If you're in Somalia, I'm the DJIBOUTI-VI
If you're Pam Anderson, I'm the TOMMY LEE-VI
If I'm a Spice Girl, you're the WANNABE-VI
Are you from Nashville cuz you're the only TEN I SEE-VI
If I'm Dallas, you can do me like DEBBIE-VI
If you're Macauley in My Girl, I'm the BEE-VI
So float like a butterfly down to VIVI
If I'm a sports better, you're the BRIBED REFEREE-VI
If you're Charlie Brown, then I'm the SNOOPY-VI
If I'm JWoww, then you're the SNOOKI-VI
If I'm your husband, then you're my TROPHY-VI
If this review gets censored you can blame the FCC-VI
Wanna see a Wonka, I'll show you the WILLY-VI
As for Barbie, she's out looking for the BBC-VI
Hopefully she'll call me and she'll share them all with ME-VI
I mean, there's a reason they call me AC/DC-VI
That's a pretty average night with Fox E and BARBIE-VI
And yes I'm very proud that we're both LGBT-VI
But there is nothing average with the fruity drinks at VIVI!
WHAT!
One of my favourite locations of Phoebe... I mean Vivi, but if Phoebe from Friends or especially Phoebe Cates came here, it'd be my one of my fave Phoebe locations too.
This is in a kind of in a basement and it's a tiny little space that has more room in the back than you would think, sort of like me.
This is clearly one of the more popular Boba shops in the very clustered area near the colleges in Providence Rhode Island, and it's one with extremely friendly patrons and even friendlier employees, who were extremely nice to me, and even made me an off-the-menu drink, which is both unusual for a Vivi (less than half of them will do that) and extremely appreciated.
Because of that, it's one of my favourite Vivis in the whole country.
Their fruit tea options are actually not bad at all. I'm a fan and I appreciate that. I'm not a big fan of the milk tea but then I'm not a big fan of your mother with her clothes on. Besides, the locations that make Brown Sugar Milk Tea make it actually really yummysly.
So go write this down on your CV
That you love the Boba at Vivi
And although it tastes fake
You love it more than Drake
Is loved by some rando named Kiki