Win, Lose, Win!!
Well, let me set this up for you..... I…read morenever win anything! But, on this beautiful fall afternoon I finally won something! You see, I was driving by myself, radio thumpin, and windows down in my teenager taxi, AKA swagger wagon (mini van.) I looked over at the driver to my right, while idling at the red light. The young man in the sports car beside me, looked at the red light, then back at me, and gave an ever so gentle nod with his head, which everyone knows is the universal signal for "Let's do this"! So when the light turned green I hit the gas..... I felt so free and young, dong 48 MPH in a 45 speed limit! Wow, what a rush of adrenaline! As I approached the next intersection the light was red and he was clearly seconds behind me! We made eye contact again, he nods, the light turns green and we're off!! I'm in the lead again, we're both side by side inching our way closer to the next intersection. I'm pushing 52 MPH and he's gaining on me, so I put the petal to the metal and hit 55 MPH! Yay, I'm in the lead..... I'm winning the race.... and then..... I see the Big black and white Austin Police Suburban turn his lights on and pull behind me! What an immediate FUN-KILL!
I lost! (doing 55 MPH in a 45)
Now, it's time to face real-life consequences for my joy ride, (speeding down Manchaca rd.) Nothing about this is fun! I paid the courts an arm and a leg to allow me permission to take defensive driving class of my choice, UGH! Then, there's having to squeeze the course into one of my busy hectic weeks (who has time for this stuff, anyway?) AND.... by the way, there's multiple defensive driving school choices, 6 hours can be really long, or fly by. I could have taken an online class at home, but really how much fun would that have been? My children would have interrupted me every 5 seconds guaranteed: mom, ma, mom, maa-aaa, maa-aa-am, mom, mom, mom, maaaa.... imagine a bunch of goats, you get the picture!
I'm a Winner again!
I found Terry Lee's, Wide Awake Defensive Driving School on the internet. He sold me on the FREE Mr. Gattis pizza buffet on your second night of class! I thought to myself, I'll be away from home for 2 nights, surrounded by other pizza-loving, fast-driving adults, information I obviously need, and best of all....no goat sounding children to bother me! Choosing Wide Awake was the BEST adult decision I've made in a while! Terry Lee is a great facilitator! He comes dressed in these adorable suspenders, he has a unique belly laugh (the best), and a genuine passion to give information to keep people safe! Terry Lee has so much information to give there's barely enough time to present it, but he does and before you know it, it's time to go back home! Listen, you eat pizza, you watch a couple of videos, listen, discuss, and take a test! Easy Peasy! I also received my certificate in 2 days, which was great considering I procrastinated until the last possible week, I don't recommend this! Terry Lee also gives you FREE Capital City Comedy Club tickets as a complimentary gift for completing his course. (That's going to be my next Super Cool Date night with my husband.... Thanks, Terry Lee!)
*But, I do have to add...... I was downtown not too long ago after my class with Terry Lee and happened to run into him, you guys are not going to believe this.... his adorable signature fashion statement (suspenders) is not a costume he wears as part of his comedy act....oh no, he's devoted in a good way people! First, I hear his laugh (which is real too) it makes me turn in his direction, then I see his outfit and know it's him! I shake his hand re-introducing myself to remind him I took his class recently. He remembered me and we politely exchanged some chit-chat! I love this guy even more now! Take his class, you won't be sorry!