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    The Periodic Table

    3.6 (268 reviews)
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    Thanksgiving buffet
    Laura D.

    We went for a Thanksgiving buffet, as neither household could host this year and we decided to keep it simple. They did a great job with the food, and there was plenty of it. It was relaxed and casual feeling, and everyone was very nice. I actually really appreciated that they had a minimal staff, allowing most of their staff to be home on the holiday, though the woman running the show was extremely busy - I hope she had a very restful day the next day. I absolutely loved the science theme with the beakers and such. Unfortunately, this isn't in an area that any of us go to normally, or I would enjoy going back and trying some of their regular fare.

    Rigatoni with chicken and pesto vodka sauce
    Erin S.

    Everything from the food to the atmosphere was amazing. The live jazz was the cherry on top. Our server was friendly and attentive. My mom and I enjoyed playing a game while waiting for our food. The wait was not long and I definitely will be coming back to try other entrees. Overall, this was an enjoyable dining experience.

    Live  music
    Patrise S.

    Second visit, first one during brunch. Jazz wafting through the air while playing board games is pretty cool. It was after 2:00, so we chose to order from the menu instead of the brunch buffet. Though the buffet smelled good, there were no regrets! My bourbon chicken was both tasty AND healthy. There was one waitress and one hostess and they worked well together. The amount on the check was one of our favorite parts, it was less than we expected!

    Chicken bites (Korean BBQ)
    Marylee B.

    Came for happy hour - $5 glasses of wine were calling my name after a tough Wednesday. We sat in the bar area and the bartender greeted us within seconds with menus and a smile. We were super excited to try the Brussels but were worried about being able to order from the full menu at the bar but were pleasantly surprised to find that we could! We ended up ordering the chicken bites from the HH menu and the Brussels from the normal menu. Our bartender was attentive even with a full bar area to attend to by himself and the food came out quick. The Brussels had honey old bay on them with a sriracha aioli to dip and were honestly PERFECTION. I will be coming back for more and if you're smart you'll order them too. We went with Korean BBQ for the chicken bites and they did not disappoint. They had no spice but all the flavor. My only complaint is that they either burn incense or have hookahs in the restaurant and we kept getting whiffs of it while trying to enjoy our food/drinks. We will 10/10 get more food but probably will do takeout next time!

    12.21.23
    Carroll N.

    12.21.23 Hubby and I had a $25 gift card we won and a Local Flavor coupon to use so decided to stop in for dinner. This restaurant was formerly Centre Park Grille. Our server, Ryan, had someone training with him. He was very friendly upon greeting us. He informed us about their happy hour menu. Upon perusing the menu, I asked him for his recommendations between the tacos and boneless wings on the HH menu or the brisket grilled cheese sandwich off the regular menu. He recommended the latter. Unfortunately, it was just average. The ciabatta bread was too thick and the sandwich was dry. It needed more butter and perhaps more cheese or a sauce. The fries were good, crisp on the outside, but soft on the inside. I took half of it home and had it for dinner the next day. The sandwich was hearty. It tasted better the second day as I added more butter and regrilled it. I also added a touch of Worcestershire sauce. Hubby got the Hot Nashville Sandwich which he enjoyed although he said the pickles which he doesn't like infected it. Lol. Overall our dinner was decent, but nothing stood out. Helpful notes: -Happy Hour menu M-F from 2-6 pm -Daily Specials available -Check Local Flavor for coupons

    Starr D.

    This is a chill local restaurant , low key atmosphere, friendly service, convenient parking. We ordered 3 appetizers, brisket grilled cheese, fish and rice, and signature burger. Fish was fresh and tasty. Burger was on point. Brisket grilled cheese was a little dry, can use more sauce. Mushroom appetizer was a little overly sauced and a bit too sweet. Chicken drumsticks appetizer was juicy with a little kick which was nice. Remember to try out their signature cocktails, quite unique compared to the common ones. Do recommend!

    Pepperoni flatbread
    Gina R.

    So the husbae and I visited Periodic Table today as we've been on this, "let's eat more at home" deal, especially with him having recently retired and me being a federal employee (IYKYK). Unfortunately, we were disappointed. I won't bash the business (I typically don't do that) but there were many reasons that disappointed us: the wait time to be acknowledged - see photo of the overall empty dining room (another patron left due to this; sad because outside of us and the other patron, there was a 12 person party in the back), the time it took to be served, and lastly the food itself. I ordered an apple martini (my favorite), meh, it was okay. We ordered the pepperoni flatbread (to share) it was soggy and lacked decent flavor, 2 cups of "cream" of crab anything but creamy (it was remade without us asking, so, thank you - haven't looked at it nor tried it) and made with backfin or claw crab meat, and the wings despite a great flavor (lemon pepper) were flash fried and underwhelming (we also requested all flats, but did not receive them). All in all, we likely will not go back. That was $70 (with tip) down the tube.

    My wife's plate, she never finishes her meals.
    Jim N.

    WOW! Howard County hidden gem! I've lived here over 20 years and never experienced this place. Family was SO Satisfied I had to comment on our experience. My NYC son loved the vibe and theme. I very rarely post any reviews. Just got back from DC National Harbor and had 2 horrible family dinners the were very overpriced Greeting was good and seated at our table. Waiter was very attentive and communicated well We got our water immediately and drink order to follow. Beers, Martini and Old Fashions were very good. We got wings and Brussel Sprout apps. Wings were solid and Sprouts were good well with nice flavors, bacon would have been nice. Entrees were excellent all the way around. Steak, Pot Roast, salad, Chicken, Shirt Ribs. If my wife ate her entire meal that says it all. My Carrot's on the Short ribs were the best. No room for desert, best meal for me in 2024 and travel all year round. Check it out, It will not disappoint!!

    Cauliflower Bowl with added Salmon ($16+$8)- great flavor from the chimichurri
    Madison P.

    I reviewed before having only had happy hour food and drinks, but after going for regular food I felt like my experience was different. I think everything in my previous review holds true, but the full price food just isn't worth the price especially because there is nothing special about the service or ambiance.

    Garden salad with grilled shrimp
    Lynne S.

    We came here initially thanks to the offer for a free appetizer that was marketed in the Wine in the Woods informational magazine. This neighborhood spot was a pretty basic bar and restaurant with super friendly staff and fresh food. We ordered the steak and cheese flatbread - YUM!!! - I ordered the garden salad with shrimp. He ordered a burger to keep simple. Jordan was our server and was very attentive. Yummy food for a local spot but nothing special to drive from DC. Thanks for the free and yummy appetizer!

    Mike F.

    Stopped in for lunch and the portions here were crazy big. The chicken wings were a meal in themselves. When we ordered soup and a half sandwich, the half sandwich was the size of regular bread slices and the brisket was piled on. I forgot to tale a photo of the sandwiches, but the boxed photo is half of our half sandwiches. The take home made two more lunches for 2. Will definitely try this place again. Out server was the bar tender and he was great.

    Happy hour menu
    Sydni R.

    I've been here a couple of times and every time the device and food was wonderful. On the outside you'd never think this would be a foodie gem, but what was it we were taught growing up, never judge a book by its cover. And boy does this book have a lot of gems (dishes). My two favorite dishes are the pork belly buns and the burger. They also have a good IPA list and they all pair perfectly well with the burger. They also have a pretty decent happy hour that starts at 3 (sweet!). Trust me you won't be disappointed.

    Omar S.

    There's a lot to like about Periodic Table... Creative food, craft cocktails, reasonable prices... all in the largeish space with a bar and some outdoor seating, that has previously housed several restaurants in this convenient-but-hidden spot off MD-108. There's a good-value happy hour, rotating drink menus & specials, and seasonal fare. I LIKE it. Which might make it seem odd that my next comment is it feels too...suburban. It has that unpolished feel of a restaurant launched in the 'burbs without the competition of a local F&B scene. The drinks are tame. The food flavors muted. The decor bland, almost an afterthought. It's struggling with service levels both times I've been. Too many TVs at the bar, not enough people chatting. It's totally fine, but definitely not "popping". Considering the other aspects of being suburban (easy access from the highway, a short drive for those of us in the county, easy parking), this place is a win for anybody living nearby. Their outdoor tables would make for a pleasant early escape from work once it's warm again. I just wish it was a little more... polished.

    Veggie burger from another angle. Lots of risotto.

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    Is the outdoor seating heated?

    Yes! We have multiple heaters. Just last week we partially enclosed the patio area to keep everyone safe from the elements. The bottom is closed off and we have a clear… Read more

    Can you make a reservation?

    You can call ahead before you arrive. We are not currently taking reservations, however we have things spaced out nicely and there shouldn’t be any issues. Our number is 410-753-0299. Thank you. Hope to see you soon.

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    $$$

    Last week we had the wonderful opportunity of having brunch at your lovely establishment. I just…read morewanted to take a moment to mention the wonderful service we received from Chayla. She is an absolute asset to your lovely restaurant. The food was great and Chayla made a lasting impression on us. We'll be back soon to dine again. Rob and Kate Leesburg, VA

    After reading some reviews of Blackwall, I was concerned about parking and the service. But our…read moregranddaughter wanted to celebrate her birthday there so Blackwall it was. It turned out there is a large, free, public parking lot less than half a block from the restaurant. Our reservations were for 3:00 which worked out perfectly. We missed the buffet crowd before us and the dinner crowd after. We checked in at the front desk and were lead to our booth, which was tucked away in a corner and so cozy and comfortable. Our waitress, Lori, came by to check on us and to see if we needed anything. She was wonderful our whole dining experience. The rest of our party soon arrived and we ordered drinks and some appetizers. When our granddaughter, Ashley, ordered an alcoholic drink our waitress carded her. While checking the ID the waitress' face lit up and she smiled as she realized it was a few days past Ashley's 21st birthday. For appetizers we ordered fried green tomatoes, fried lobster bites, and duck oil fries. It wasn't long before every bit of the appetizers were eaten. For our meals I ordered crab soup and an entree salad, Our daughter ordered onion soup and a hamburger. For the rest of our party there was another hamburgers ordered, a crab cake, a seafood dish, and a fried chicken sandwich. One down side to the meal was my crab soup was awful. It tasted like tomato juice with frozen vegetables and some crabmeat. (Awful crab soup? This is Maryland, it should be better than that.) I passed it down to Richard. My salad was very good, nothing outstanding, but fresh enough and quite generous. Everyone else was totally enjoying their food. Ashley only ate about half of her seafood stew, but since she had eaten over half of the lobster bites, that was not surprising. For dessert daughter ordered cheese cake to carryout. Ashley ordered some fancy piece of cake. Of course it came with Happy Birthday written in frosting across the bottom of dish. We had had requested not a big birthday fuss so that was perfect. All in all it was a nice birthday lunch. I think arriving mid day, having Lori for our waitress, and everyone if good spirits made it perfect. I would definitely be happy to go back again, especially if we could get a cozy booth with Lori as our waitress.

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    New York steak
    New York steak
    I was told that the pot pie was very good and the person who consumed it didn't become sick

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    I was told that the pot pie was very good and the person who consumed it didn't become sick
    Sapwood Cellars Brewery

    Sapwood Cellars Brewery

    4.6
    (96 reviews)
    0.4 mi
    $$

    My wife and I first learned about this brewery several years ago when they had a collaboration with…read moreAstro Lab next to us which became Third Hill. We love trying new breweries where we go and this seemed like the best one in Columbia we haven't been to. I had high expectations but they by far exceeded it. This may be the best brewery we have been to. They have so many offerings and we loved everything. Some of the stuff is barrell aged and expensive but worth it. We also loved their taco offerings which includes some fun vegetarian options like like spicy fried mushrooms and fried avocado as well as our first ever bison meat taco along with mahi mahi, chicken tinga, and carne asada. We did not expect it but it may be the best tacos we've had. We had their seasonal strawberry margarita which may have been the best margaritas we have had along with an excellent local rose wine. Ambiance is nice and upscale for a brewery and our service at the bar was very quick and some of the most attentive we have had. We certainly look forward to returning.

    We were staying at a hotel not far from here and needed dinner and saw that a Mexican taco joint…read moreoperated out of this brewery (see separate review for Albura Taqueria - very good). The place was packed on a Friday evening and we eventually got two seats at the bar with the help of a friendly patron. The place is large, loud and lively. One of the side rooms is weirdly as bright as a school room. Speaking of weird this brewery is located in the back of an office park... The staff was friendly and hustling. I must say most of their beers are not my favorite. Too many sours and other beers that feel like they are trying too hard to be exotic. I tried their Shore pilsner and even that was a bit odd. I like lighter beers like pilsners, kolsches and hefeweizens so if I lived here I would try some of their non-beer options because I would be back for the food.

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    Tacos! Shrimp and barbacoa... both good!
    Tacos! Shrimp and barbacoa... both good!
    Sapwood Cellars Brewery
    Private room in use for a birthday

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    Private room in use for a birthday

    The Periodic Table - bars - Updated July 2026

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