"GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!" It's A COMET!
[Grab your PBR & run for your life...to the STAGE! But grab a hot dog outside first a the dog stand if you are gonna be drinking, SRSLY!] :D
SITREP
I LOVE this place!!! So I must give my warning: "DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!" NO. That is not a command with the KLAXON HORN alert indicating that a SUB is SUBMERGING, but rather the heads-up that we have entered the "DIVE BAR" ZONE
And in all fairness, the first question you might ask yourselves - or more likely, your FRIENDS will ask you - "How the hell did we end up here?!?" I don't know. It could have been a NUMBER of reasons:
* Perhaps the reservation list at TANGO or TABLE 219 tapped out and you couldn't get in...? (I look perturbed at my roommate...)
* Maybe there was too long of a line at NEIGHBORS DISCO...? (okay....maybe this ISN'T so bad......)...?
* Or your friends did not get you in on the guest list at THE MERCURY.... (dagnapit! The worlds gonna end now....IN THE BLAZE OF A COMET!)
THE SET-UP
Whatever the reason, THE COMET is like that #2 (or #3 OR #4) choice... waiting for you to notice it. To give it a glance. To walk over and hear you say with candid (desperate) certainty, "Hey Baby, my plans sorta kinda fell thru, and I noticed you standing here. Mind if I hang with you?"
And with a fluttering eyelash and winsome smooch, you are in the door, taking in the grime, the wood, the surly security, but the genuinely fun crowd and kick-ass music! So the COMET truly becomes the delicious lemonade when all you thought you had were some sour lemons....a stale lime.... and some other truly bad citrus).
THE MUSIC
And WHAT a delicious dirty, divy, deviant setting to listen to hungry bands and wailing rock songs! And all the while whettin your whistle with stalwart beer PBR....in the freakin can! Hahaha! It doesn't get any better (worse?) than this!
The band line-ups are great. Each night I spend here I don't get disappointed listening to mainly new music from artists who are REALLY striking out to make an impression.
And the enthusiastic audience always admires the energetic output of a sincere performer.
SERENDIPITY
One night I was here, I actually ran into (and, YES, hung out with) RACHEL HAYWIRE of all people - that extremely talented promoter of self promotion and internet-music babe. I hear what my friends have to say about her music-promotions and album-releases, but for the record, I had a blast trading quips and PBRs with the spriteful little vixen! (In fact that whole weekend was full of "Rachel" sightings...at the Rebar, Noc Noc, Pioneer Square, giving me a ride home...yeah...TOTALLY random crap...)
But that's the COMET for ya: Great music. Awesome drinks. Cheap Girls... (wait.....wait..... "Awesome Music. Cheap Drinks. Great Girls...?" Naw, right the first time), Great music, Awesome drinks, and Cheap Girls! Woo!
THE LOWDOWN
"For a good time, call"....no no no....JUST SHOW UP! They'll love you for it! And you'll love them for it! [And grab a hot dog from the boys & gals at the Comet Dog stand outside!] read more