Customer service today leads me to change this to a 1 star rating. I can't believe what just happened. I'll update the review later.
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The best things in life are FREE?
Not if you eat and drink at Tai CHI
Cause this is the place that you need to BE
If you want Sushi Rice Bowls and Boba TEA
Come for yourself and then you'll SEE
Just how delicious and TASTY
And much more fun than watching NBC
About Trump's latest embarrassing Faux-PEE
Once you taste it then you'll know WHY
Boba in your mouth, and you'll squirt in your EYE
You'll fall in love with every single thing you TRY
You said you'd never work here, taste it, you'll APPLY
It tastes so good, it'll make you CRY
It'll give you a tingling in your THIGH
It'll stimulate your sausage or your PIE
It'll make you tell your spouse GOODBYE
You'll marry your Boba, and stay til you DIE
If you're straight, and I don't mean to PRY
And your Boba's the same gender, you'll become BI
So don't let your chance with the Boba pass BY
Cause flavour like this is in short SUPPLY
Put down your Burger and your POT PIE
And get here faster than a Tsetse FLY
Cause the best Chi you'll ever see is TAI
What to get: Food.
But What To Drink: Taro Milk Tea, Tai Chi Milk Tea w/Double Honey instead of Sugar, or Honey plus Sugar.
And To Eat: Sushi Burrito, Rice Bowl w/Salmon
What not to get: A Slushy Burrito, which is what happens if you get lots of sauces on it, then leave it in the fridge for 4 days.
I feel like I've been living in a bubble all my life. I feel like I was Tai'd down, like someone locked me up and threw away the Chi. But now I've been set Tea. They say if you love someone, set them Tea. And the first thing I did with my newfound freedom, was drive to the Northtowns of Buffalo and ask for my fortune to be told at this place.
They said "sorry we don't do that." I was like "BUT IT SAYS YOU HAVE TARO." They said, "yes, we do have Taro." I said "SO I WANT A TARO READING DUHHHH." They were confused. Not about their sexualities (that would be me), just in general. They whipped me up a purple drink (usually when people do that, they're giving me illegal drugs, but not this time). The rest is history.
Tai Chi has become my fave place in Buffalo to hang out, along with maybe KFT and TLC (other Bubble Tea shops, surprise surprise), but the advantage of Tai Chi is their excellent food.
The Bubble Tea here is good and authentic (milk tea) or a little too sweet and fake (fruit tea) for my liking, with decent, if chewy, boba. However their rice bowls and salad bowls and sushi burritos are absolutely excellent, filled with fresh, tasty goodies, always filling, with portions always generous, with good and competitive prices for students and bargain hunters, and excellently flavoured raw salmon and raw tuna (and spicy salmon and spicy tuna), as well as other good cooked options such as organic tofu.
I always get the fish on the side if I get a raw fish salad or rice bowl, because then you can really taste it. If you get it mixed in, you can't. Some of the toppings are better than others - seaweed is a little salty and overpowering, and some of the sauces are a little sweet (unless you're into that). The Wasabi has a real kick so if you're in a spicy mood, give it a try. The Wasabi sauce is creamy and less fiery, and tasty as a motherf***er.
This is definitely one of my weekly, healthy, go-to meals. I absolutely love it. Give it a try. It's both innovative and authentic. It's miles better than the trendy "poke" places popping up in Buffalo, which have sky-high prices and awful quality - in my opinion.
And a special word for the servers here. Several of them are what I consider good friends, and they've always been wonderful to me, going as far as staying here long after closing to give me my computer back when I left it there one night and drove 20 miles back to get it.
The owner, I don't know personally, although I support his business ventures - several in Rochester (the original of which I've been to many times), and now one in WNY. Good job, and great location choice close to both UB campuses and most of the best WNY ethnic restaurants here in Amherst.
So come on and try a Sushi Burrito or a Rice Bowl - always with White Rice. It's very worth it. And as for the fish, my fave is the Salmon. Now I need to speak to Sam. Would you put Sam on.
And if Warren G was from Thailand, then would he be known as Thai G? I'm not sure, but someone should Regulate my reviews because that wasn't even funny. I can't believe we're not in love anymore. Let's go and get a Taro reading at Tai Chi and fall in love again babes. read more