This might be the most difficult Yelp I've ever written.
If you read my previous Yelps, you'll see Wife and I were once VERY enthusiastic about Station One (in Plainfield), but that enthusiasm waned over repeated visits.
After not eating at the Plainfield location for at least a year, we thought we'd try the new outlet in Yorkville, and give them another chance.
My dilemma is: Have I lost the taste for BBQ, an American Culinary Cornerstone, or is this just a subpar suburban BBQ joint?
I've been to Arthur Bryants in KC, a buncha places in Memphis, BBQ in Georgia, Alabama, the Hill Country in Texas, Dallas, Houston, Charleston and numerous Aquariums here in Chicago.
In these cities I've had Weapons-Grade 'Q that was sublime. In a few of those cities I've also had some crap meat that was closer in taste to a Parodi Cigar. (I mean eating a Parodi, not smoking it).
I'm confident I know good 'Q from bad 'Q.
Anywho..
It's a cold room, without charm. The one in Plainfield had some vibe, but this place feels like a warehouse where they put up some chairs and tables. Then again, part of the BBQ allure is: it's the cuisine of the common man. You're going there to eat, not to be seen. My 1-star was not influenced by the circuses.
Now about the "bread":
We asked to see the ribs at the beginning, and the fellow pulled a slab (St.Louis Style) out of the hotbox and it looked fine. Wife ordered 1/2 lb. of Ribs (3 bones) a 1/2 lb. of lean Brisket, and one of their giant baked potatoes. I went for the 3 bones as well, a Pastrami Sandwich, plus a side of Collard Greens.
At the table, I grabbed the St.Louis rib by the bone, and it came clean away from all the meat. OK, this was going to be tender 'Q-not the chewy kind.
Knife and forking it, my first bite was confusing, because the meat had very little taste. This was surprising, 'cos there was a LOT of fat. The common wisdom is fat=flavor, n'est ce pas? I got about 3 bites out of each rib, before I had to discard it due to the abundance of fat. The ribs were practically tasteless.
Wife got about 3 bites in before she too, cast hers to the side, for the same reasons.
The Pastrami Sarnie was huge in proportion. Not quite the leviathan served in NYC, but damn, this one was big.
I tried to pick it up and eat it as a sandwich, but the bottom slice of Rye Bread was already thoroughly soggy and this too, was going to be a "knife and forker".
I LOVE Pastrami. I've been to NewYork's best, Canter's in L.A. and Manny's here in town. I've had some outrageous Pastrami.
This too, was outrageous.
Not for its taste, however.
What was outrageous here, was calling it "Pastrami". No hit of garlic, not a whiff of coriander or pepper either. It tasted like overcooked Corned Beef. I LOVE Corned Beef, too. This was dry and tasteless. There was a considerable halo of fat around the meat pieces, and a paper-thin crown of dark stuff. I took that as the "bark", scraped away the adipose tissue and went in search of seasoning.
Nope.
The Collard Greens were off as well. I remember them being exquisite here from previous visits. I usually sip the pot likker as a treat after the vegetation is gone, but I didn't this time-I couldn't even finish it. They just didn't taste good.
Wife gave me a nip of her Brisket, which wasn't yummy, either. LOTS of fat, but bereft of flavor. She reported her Giant Baked potato was dry and mealy. When I went up for drink refills (both her Diet Coke and my IcedTea were fine--they were the pinnacle of the meal) she asked me to get some extra butter. The cashier went over to the fellow behind the hot table to get some of the nice butter they put on the Potato when it is served, but she was rebuffed and directed to a box near the floor behind the cashier's station where she nabbed a few of those miserable little plastic tubs (not refrigerated, mind you) each having about a 1/4 teaspoon of butter. Wife never finished her 'tater-which is a stone giveaway it wasn't any bloody good-she LIVES for Baked Potatoes.
If all the lousy food wasn't enough, there were a bunch of flies and gnats buzzing about which were specifically annoying.
Did I mention this experience cost us very near $90?
Aaaaargh! tasteless food AND bugs?
Don't get me wrong-We don't mind paying the freight when the cuisine is satisfying, but this was simply unpleasant from start to finish. The prices did NOT influence my 1-star review. Honest.
Maybe I DON'T care for BBQ anymore--it's embarrassing, I feel almost unpatriotic. Maybe in my dotage, I can't handle grease and gredue like I did when I was younger.
In this case, I think this is exactly what I said-a subpar suburban BBQ joint.
Hum.
I always try to find a silver lining at any place I go to eat-look through my Yelps for proof. I couldn't find anything here to make me happy. I HATE to throw a "1" for anyplace. It's got to be almost inedible for me to rate that low.
You shoulda seen what we threw away on our way out... read more