This review is not for breakfast, which I think is amazing, but for their party dinner. We had my wedding shower here recently and while the place is cute and I got lots of awesome things, well, yikes for everything else.
The food. Yuck. They served beef, which was tough and for some nasty reason seasoned with cinnamon. I'm not joking, almost all of my guests agreed that the surprising and disturbing sweet taste was cinnamon and sugar. I think they were confused and thought the beef was a pancake. The pasta tasted like they kidnapped Chef Boyardee (which I actually am embarrassed to admit I like, but there is a time and place for a 99c can of pasta) and the chicken was greasy and dry at they same time, which takes some talent. The pieces they brought out were so small with almost no meat on them. Where is the genetically enhanced chicken that is like 5 times the size of a normal one? Unless you tell me it's organic and has a reason for being small I want to be able to eat something off of it.
The staff. Ugh. The staff. So, before the shower started this big creepy guy was lurking in the shadows taking pictures of everything and I thought maybe someones husband didn't quite get that a shower is for women. After asking a waiter we found out he was the owner. I feel like any normal restaurant owner would introduce himself and, I don't know, maybe say thanks for spending a few hundred to have your shower here over the 183847 other places in this area.
The waiter was nice enough, but there was only one for about 40 people, which meant that everyone's glass was always empty and by the time the second table got served, the first was completely done eating. Desert was ice cream, which was not in scoops, but a frozen pool. It was like they scooped out 40 bowls of ice cream earlier, let it sit out 'till it melted, and then put it in the freezer again. How can you mess up ice cream!?
The manager who we booked the party with was rude and looked mad the entire night, and although I thanked her a few times because I'm a nice person she never once thanked us for coming. My mom can be kind of a Momzilla about all this wedding stuff, but just deal with it we are paying you a lot for this! I got the vibe that this was a chore and every moment was like death for her.
I promise I'm almost done. The final complaints: We were told there'd be a vegetarian option for soup, which there was none and they looked at me like a crazy person when I asked. We were also told we'd get the extra food to take home to the manly men, but they never brought it out and when my mom finally asked, the manager seemed REALLY annoyed and said there might be a little left. Then she brought out kind of a lot of food which left me wondering why they were so grumpy about giving it to us and what they were planning on doing with all the extra? Maybe they were planning on feeding their families with the food we paid for. I don't know. It was weird.
Moral of the Story - Stick to what you're good at Southern Belles. Even though I love their breakfast after the way things went down for the shower I don't think I'll be back, even if their pancakes are amazing. Wish we'd gone to Portillos instead. read more