Slimak is an ok spot. The food is bland and confusing. Some of the combinations don't fit, and although I believe their interpretation of the specific dishes are good SOMEWHERE in the world, it's not good at Slimak.
First, let's start with the feel of the place; it's a cozy environment much similar to Starbucks, but brighter. The restaurant layout is very open; not once did I feel overwhelmed by the crowds - there were many. The decor is modern-rustic with the tables being made of hard-wood-planks shaped in a geometric pattern and iron rods as light fixtures. In addition, the barista-ordering area kept the same theme; modern to destress wood and iron with subway tiles as a backsplash.
Second, the menu: Slimak problems lie with its menu; it's too much - even the simplest of critics would take note of that. Some may enjoy the diverse choices, but on a busy Sunday morning when turnaround time per guest (order to food-on-table) is over 20 minutes, that's a problem. Condensing your choices to what your best sellers are (data found in Point of Sale system) would allow you to work more efficiently - they had over 50 menu options in a market that dictates 20 as being too much.
Third, the food: the food was disappointing. We order the pulled pork opened face and the jalapeno cheddar baked biscuits with a weird sweet potato mash (it had chicken and sausage). The pulled pork opened face is a glorified eggs benedict, but the only difference, if you haven't guessed it, is the pulled pork. The dish was ok, but lacked seasoning in all individual components (eggs, hollandaise sauce, the pulled pork). The dish was dressed nicely. The jalapeno cheddar baked biscuits with the weird sweet potato mash was a disaster. As a disclaimer: I've had, before, an amazing fried chicken and sweet potato mash that was delightful; it wasn't the case at Slimak. That dish looked like Shrek vomited on the plate. It tasted like that too. The textures were poorly balanced, and although the biscuit helped, it missed another layer of crunch or hard ingredient to bring the dish together. The flavor was off putting - the sweetness of the sweet potato was overbearing.
Forth, the coffee and drinks: we didn't indulge in coffee and instead went with our guilty pleasures - Nutella & Mexican Hot Chocolate. They were good, but stupidly over priced drinks. That's all I have to say.
Fifth, the tip: I wish they allowed the option to tip after, because the tip is paid when ordering at the counter (first order and then food is delivered to your table). The wait time, plus the bland sub-par food warranted less of the tip I paid.
Conclusion: Slimak is a over priced restaurant that exploits our generation's fascination with eating out and experiencing nothing (because it is what it is - wasting money to talk about how good of a waste it was). Slimak can be good, but fails because of it's confusing menu (too much).
Update 1/19/2019: the business owner commented stating that my review was idiotic; not so true. It's honest - and absolutely true in that regard - it's quite in depth. I guess she's not used to brutally honest criticism. The food sucks. Starbucks is a coffee shop, so in truth, it's similar. Starbucks was mentioned because majority of people have not visited Slimak; the layout is very similar and was only mentioned for context. ¡¡¡¡¡We didn't say it was LIKE Starbucks. We said, "had similar cozy feel like Starbucks". Not even remotely close!!!!!!!!! If the owner took the time to read the full review, she'd take the criticism and adapt. Not all restaurants are good, and I refuse to sugar coat trash establishments. Shame on you owner. Be better. In addition, I'm quite familiar with your food, and truth be told.... McDonald's is better. read more