Okay, here'es the deal. I've been to this place a million and a half times, only for the drinks, never for the food. I've known it since I was a kid and it was called "Flynn's Tavern." It was the kind of place your parents and teachers told you not to go to when you get older because some guy got killed there in a bar fight, so obviously, that puts it into a bad perspective for me. Then, by the time I was of drinking age, it was the "Towne Taverne" or something like that with excessive e's in the name that didn't nearly live up to its classy title; it was a dive bar. A really crappy dive bar that we only went to because it had cheap beer. The performances there were bad, the people there were creepy, old, and sad, and the bathroom was a war zone in which there was unlikely chance of survival.
Then, it became the River Grille. I didn't even notice the change in name or ownership at first. My friends and I were just going to get some cheap beer out of desperation and a need to leave our parents' basements, but we walked in and it was just... different. There were table cloths and glasses on the tables in the dining room, as if someone would actually EAT there, and the bar was fairly clean. The performance going on was not some belligerently drunk man with a guitar (as it had been a few times before), but instead a three piece band that played some okay covers, albeit kind of poorly as most cover bands do. It was actually kind of put together. Most importantly, the bathroom was totally renovated. Hell, I would even say it's pretty. So my friends and I are thinking, "Okay, so someone did the old Town Tav up a little bit, and now they can jack up the drink prices." Nope. Same great, low prices as before. We were intrigued, but wary. After all, a lot of the bar patrons looked like the weird old people who frequented the Towne Tavern, but maybe not as old. And everyone was a little bit happier. After that, my friends and I went back multiple times, wondering if things would go downhill, but the River Grille has been a consistently good time. We LOVE to hit up karaoke night on Wednesdays... and I may have done a slightly intoxicated version of Under Pressure by Queen and David Bowie with a friend of mine. We've gotten to know a couple of the bartenders, and they're super nice. I spent my 23rd birthday there this past November, and the bartender made hilarious drink recommendations to me and my friends, AND he bought me a birthday shot at the end of the night. Other bartenders have also given us free drinks when they felt they weren't attentive enough to us or if they forgot our order. That's treatment that you can't get in bigger, busier bars. The only reason this place is getting 4 stars and not 5 is because the crowd is still a little old for my taste, and some of the regulars tend to choose really bad songs on the jukebox (No, I do not want to hear Holy Diver again, dude), but I'm all for freedom of music choice, and I firmly believe that if you bring a good group of people to this place, you're gonna have a good time. Especially on Wednesday. I can't wait for the next time I go with my buddies, and I hope to try the food there someday. I hear it's awesome! read more